These ladies are headed your way

These ladies are headed your way

>QUICK
>Give 'em your best line

Tell them this, "I want to ram that ass so hard you'll have to wear dippers for the rest of your life"

Want $200 each for 15 minutes of your time?

yall into anal

hello

Want some peppermint gum?

you so beautiful I wanna cry

Hello ladies, don't mind my fur im a bit on the wild side.

I have a knife and a boner one of them is going in you.

Daayyyuuumm baby you shit out that ass?

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No thank you, im going out with doublemint dave

Tight reference game.

>Excuse me miss, can I pee in your bum?
>four times.

Any of you want to go to Pizza Hut?

ayyyyyyy gurl

y-you too..

I turn 360° and walk away before they come too close.

No no yes no.
Also I think u good if u need to know the time.

You would still be facing them. What are you, a newfag?

"Anal, kill, pussy, head!"

>You would still be facing them. What are you, a newfag?

Detected...

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>that's the joke

HEY LADIES I MAY NOT BE FRED FLINTSTONE BUT I CAN STILL MAKE YOUR BEDROCK

I am a doctor with lots of money.

>look away casually
Anybody wanna do some coke?

To girl on the right (she's the most vulnerable): "how long has jean shorts been letting her bush grow? Why can't she shave like the rest of you? It's really selfish of her to not wear matching bikini bottoms like the rest of you."

Women love to talk shit about other women, especially their friends. If you get them started on that, you've got an in.

id a line off your tits

do

Let me do sex in you

She's on her period.

"I am short but I am big cums to my penis"

The joke is you feeling the need to explain the joke.
>Oh no! Me, too!

>Oh, excuse me
And keep on walking. That's how you deal with that problem and save yourself a shit-ton of headache.

you girls look fit.... fittin this dick in your mouth

LADIES

So many jokes.

Literally nothing.

Woudja like ta buy a monkey!?

>ladies

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Spin 360° on my heels throw a fist in the air dive my other hand down to my crotch grab muh dick and cry out in major thirds "HI HEE" THEN MOONWALK AWAY LIKE A BOSS!

Difficult to do in sand.

"You have to eat these eggs"

Do you believe in Santa, or should I come down your chimney dressed as something else?

Haha am I funny guys

underrated post

Probs the most likely to work.

Right, HE’S the newfag

open bobbs and show vagene bb

i'm happy now thanks

This tbh.