Dubs decide next move

dubs decide next move.
moves are done by performing a single action targeting an object or a location.

>open door
>pick up soap

roll faggot.

> an hero

An hero

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Masturbate on bed

Use soap as a lubricant to masturbate

rolling for break window glass so you can hear the screaming better and go back to sleep

eat soap

this

this

I agree, this

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Go back to bed. Front and back doors are already bolted and locked and all the windows were replaced to prevent thieves.

>open closet / cabinet and pull out medical kit to heal

think of a potato

rolling for this

suddenly, a sPoOky scary sKeRlEtOn appears. But the skerleterd whats to be your friend#

quite spooky

roll

Open the front door slightly and lure the neighbors child into your home

>your dad fucked your mom

This

Suddenly your HP goes up by 1000! then it lowers back down because you have diabetes from all that candy you ate on Halloween when you went stealing candy

This won first.

Just disregard

I just want to confirm... so you want to lure the children in but not heal yourself first? Okay Kevin Spacey...

yes

Sounds good, let's do this OP!

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>take gun out of closet

Grab huge dildo in preparation of defense.

Hide THAT thumbdrive just in case the police come by later

take some of the steroids in your dresser you remember and obliterate the window

Rolling for both of these

fuck so close to trips

ree

In a rage at being denied prey and having hit your hand, you violently masturbate with your bloody hand

look under the bed for the keys

re

open duck room

ok one more re and im out

open what now? i mean, WINRAR

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dubs mother fucker do this

Check dresser

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open medicine cabinet and look at contents (OP please tell us contents)

for this

Take a shit on floor

roll

wow thanks for that

reroll

Splash water from sink in face and wake up in bed

Kek'd

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Are you just going to ignore the big bang?

Eat shit for a power up!

eat it

Do 2 of the same answers count as doubles? :D

Check the medicine cabinet over the sink, take whatever's in there and save it for later

It's sad you got dubs cuz clearly you don't understand how this works... you get to choose an action, not the next narrative development it leads to

Put shit back in ass and open closet in bedroom

Eat the shit, shit on the floor, repeat

wear trash can like a hat

Without washing hands, I'll add.

Rolling

It's sad you use dubs to critique a player. Bitch. If I get dubs, make player take off clothes

eat dah poopoo.

rub shit overself

God damn user, I don't think I can recover from this

I'll just leave

Go outside and scream

Look around for the keys or something to help

Leave. Bitch.

If dubs, player takes off clothes

Run into duck door repeatedly

reroll once

this

Throw trash all over the floor and start eating garbage

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check your drawers for pain killers

use keys to open front door

flush the toilet, you aren't an animal

Go to the first room and open the front door

>no bloody hand
who did this

OP is being a lazy piece of shit

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Slit your wrists with the key

find a weapon

Punch the window again

roll

masturbate

attempt suicide

shove keys up ass

you jack off and throw your jizz out the windows

Open the drawer

This

roll

kek

The windows won't open dumbass now we're just gonna have a bunch of splooge blocking the view

but its just gonna splat
winrar nonetheless

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Do a backflip on bed

summon satan and rape him

>your jizz is acidic and dissolves the window