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what is your proudest accomplishment ?

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>I've fucked around 100 different women.
Could be 100, could be 150... I stopped counting at 75 like 10 years ago.
>I set loads of records for athletics when I was a kid at my local athletics track.
I was fast as fuck, one of the fastest guys for my age and won every single race/long and triple jump for years and years because I was fucking awesome.

Learning to play piano and sing.

Pretty much my only respectable achievement.

>Had shit gf.
> gFdumps me after cheating. leaves me for guy
> I lift heavy things to make feel better,
>get job teaching people how to lift heavy things,
> get job teaching how to punch kick
> so depressed I never realized i got ripped. Start fucking 9s/10s for first time in life.

Managed to make 30 years old, even though I've been suicidal since 13.

atta boy

I bought a house without anyone's help.

My parallel parking is fucking spectacular.

Finished grad school, actually finished a doctoral dissertation, got a tenure-track job, and got tenured.

Not killing myself.
Sounds like a meme, but i almost took a shit ton of pills.
For one second i actually managed to think nomally and didnt take them and called for help.
I now am a dad of two sons, i have never been happier.

I finished two Hot n' Ready's from Little Ceasars on my own once. Now my friends call me "Caesar" it's pretty dope lmao

Is there any room for a widows son?

I paint and write, and I suppose there are a few creations I'm moderately proud of.

I'm going to officially be a home owner next month when the paper work is finished.

That's called a failure

Joined Mensa and have a couple world records

I'm a self taught photographer

Welcome to the club

I'm going to run around nekkid for the first few days in the house to celebrate once I move in

I have no accomplishments to speak of but I could really use that sauce.

Lol

I spent the first month on my mattress in the living room because I didn't have any furniture. A year later I'm still slowly furnishing the place.

Came from a welfare single mother life. Joined the Army, learned a new language, saved money, bust my ass doing shit work afterwards,managed to get a scholarship to the top university in my field, got engaged to a nice girl.

Basically made a life out of nothing so I'm pretty proud of that.

My career is better than 95% then what my high school grad class is doing, despite most of them thinking and saying that I'm nothing more then a loser who wont go anywhere.

How many STDs did you get?

What fraction of those grils were cheating on husbands?

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Proof?

Got a flickr or some work online? Ik the whole "anyone can call themselves a photographer in the digital age" but I'm curious.

Not being a news story.
>Multiple times
>for multiple reasons

You know, thinking about it, I can't really say I have one anymore. Everything that could have been/at one point, *was* a 'proudest achievement' has been countered by a series of failures, shortcomings, and misfortunes that came as a direct result of that prior 'achievement.'

Bless you, dear person.

fuck you

I'm 48, with a 43yo wife and two kids (17 and 6) at home...


And I also have two bi girlfriends, one is 29, the other is 20. Both sought me out, and my wife is cool with me fucking all of them.

20 year old pussy is sweet, sweet candy. And the 29yo sucks cock like it's oxygen.

It's good to be an average, successful white male!

Need pics of wife and side sluts for proof. Preferably your dick sliding into each bitch doggy style, so we can see it's the same dick each time.

No I don't post anything to those kind of sites but I make some decent side money.

Fucked the daughter of my boss when she was 16. Still the best I ever has.

I would say graduated university but ti was in computer games design, it turned out to be useless.
It was also a crap course so I don't feel like some expert on games development to say the least.

Teleported bread for three days.

That's every college major these days. College is just a corporate mandated scam.

my fault It was in the art & design department. I know how to use Unreal development kit, it didn't cover programming which is the most dominant department.
The courses tend to be unfocused, you need to specialise on one thing like modelling or programming but the courses vary too much.

there was one guy in our class that went on to become a professional level designer. The rest took jobs in quality assurance or gave up.

I should've waited a year or two and looked at other things

Got 99 farming on RuneScape.

A friend and I convinced this girl that I work with that my name was Trayvon Martin(she didn't know who that was) she later adressed me as Trayvon Martin in an insulting tone infront of our black coworkers.

10 years ago I was homeless. Since then, I have started my own company. I employ 13 people directly, pay well, provide full benefits and I expect to make $700k this year.