So I caught this rat and now I need to kill him and I don't know what to do. dubs decides?
So I caught this rat and now I need to kill him and I don't know what to do. dubs decides?
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timestamp, then put your penis all over it and post pics
Be a man and smash its head in, in your backyard. Make it quick or be mental and drown it in a bucket.
drown it in semen
Quick head decap don't make it suffer
cut the tail off then put tail inside it
The answer should be obvious. Buy a python.
one very quick smash dude. they are very easy to take out
Run over it with your car.
>Dick out near glue trap
No fucking thanks
freeze it then boil it
open the skull and blow it with firecrackers
Tie balloons to him and send him to space.
deep fry it
Stab it with pins or tooth pick
release it into the wild
Just poke it and stress it out.
Sticky traps are the most inhumane. The rat will freak out and literally rip itself apart until it dies.
microwave
Put it in your freezer
kill it using a quarter or a coin if you are
not a burger
drown it with soap water
Your penis inside it's pussy/bussy.
Let it go and then go smash your nuts in a fridge door.
stick your dick in it
Get a more humane trap next time
Put in shoebox filled with rags soaked in rubbing alcohol and dictate it shut.
put it in a water bottle then fill that bottle up with water so it can drown
ahahahaha
this. stopped using them after the first time. mouse tore its own jaw off and I had to snap its neck anyway. went back to using snap traps.
Winrar
Jfc
Space mission
That not physically possible so....
just throw it on the floor, easy peasy
Glue traps are inhumane as fuck and you should be stuck to one you fucking degenerate
If you really want to kill him, let it die from alcohol poisoning. Cheap laughs.
Oh but it is, user. Butt it is.
Op deliver
use a brick
Smash it with a sledgehammer
I knew OP was a faggot and wouldn't deliver kys
If trips
This post is void
And he's set free
...
kill it with your mouse
Bury him alive
This OP is much likely a troll but who still use glued-papers to catch rats? So barbaric.
Make it a lil noose and make a little gallows and hang him
Hold it up in the sky with a glove till a bird of prey comes and eats it.
Roll
Op better do it
RIP OP
It didn't consent, I can't be a rat murder and rapist
smash with mallet right where it is right now and post pic
This
This kills the python
LOL kill the mouse with your mouse hahaha
suicide bag is the most humane. Same setup as for humans.
psh, it isn't that bad unless you got your hair in it
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I WITNESSING
OP don't make any threads if you're NOT going to deliver. Fuck of you faggot!
I don't give a fuck about rats and I am not one of those "omg inhumane" fucks either. I just think glue traps are pointless they don't even kill the animal for you leaving you to do it still. Next time buy actual traps that kill the fucking critters.
Dubdubs.
OP here
This doesn't count because trips
pussy
wbu the other 1
>dubs + trips beats regular dubs sorry dick user
So do I? If I do I'm just gonna put it in bag and hit it with my mouse till it stops moving
Boiled alive
You'll never be able to look at your mouse the same again
How will we know you made it stop being alive with your mouse
Hell ya m8 a vid would be ideal tho
If you kill a mouse with a mouse then it accends to a higher plain of being
wow the bag is a nice touch i didn't even think about that whatever works for you but you have to use the mouse
Tie him to bottle rocket
>rat pack
Take some before/after pics of the carnage.
I figure if I apply enough force to his neck I can break it with my mouse
Do it op, show that dead mouse killed with a mouse
roll
roll2
roll3
cum on mouse
Cum on the mouse carcass
this
This
rape mouse
durrr many edgy boys here
Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven,
> and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!
drown in bucket of water
fuck off faggot sissy. cream that mouse
WINRAR
mousekakke time, bitch
Please
full house the hard way!
put it under the back tire of your car and reverse!
Smear the dead mouse on a person and scream nigger
i'd say rape it to death, but your dick probably couldn't get the job done, OP
drowning it isn't even that cruel. I drown mice with a bucket trap all the time
OP, see Give the mouse your baby gravy
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why are you such a faggot? Even if this is untrue, which it probably is, why are you such a deranged faggot?
Put it in your freezer for an hour and eat it
Suck its tiny mouse cock or lick its tiny mouse pussy
OP show us proof