So I caught this rat and now I need to kill him and I don't know what to do. dubs decides?

So I caught this rat and now I need to kill him and I don't know what to do. dubs decides?

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timestamp, then put your penis all over it and post pics

Be a man and smash its head in, in your backyard. Make it quick or be mental and drown it in a bucket.

drown it in semen

Quick head decap don't make it suffer

cut the tail off then put tail inside it

The answer should be obvious. Buy a python.

one very quick smash dude. they are very easy to take out

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Run over it with your car.

>Dick out near glue trap
No fucking thanks

freeze it then boil it

open the skull and blow it with firecrackers

Tie balloons to him and send him to space.

deep fry it

Stab it with pins or tooth pick

release it into the wild

Just poke it and stress it out.

Sticky traps are the most inhumane. The rat will freak out and literally rip itself apart until it dies.

microwave

Put it in your freezer

kill it using a quarter or a coin if you are
not a burger

drown it with soap water

Your penis inside it's pussy/bussy.

Let it go and then go smash your nuts in a fridge door.

stick your dick in it

Get a more humane trap next time

Put in shoebox filled with rags soaked in rubbing alcohol and dictate it shut.

put it in a water bottle then fill that bottle up with water so it can drown

ahahahaha

this. stopped using them after the first time. mouse tore its own jaw off and I had to snap its neck anyway. went back to using snap traps.

Winrar

Jfc

Space mission

That not physically possible so....

just throw it on the floor, easy peasy

Glue traps are inhumane as fuck and you should be stuck to one you fucking degenerate

If you really want to kill him, let it die from alcohol poisoning. Cheap laughs.

Oh but it is, user. Butt it is.

Op deliver

use a brick

Smash it with a sledgehammer

I knew OP was a faggot and wouldn't deliver kys

If trips

This post is void

And he's set free

...

kill it with your mouse

Bury him alive

This OP is much likely a troll but who still use glued-papers to catch rats? So barbaric.

Make it a lil noose and make a little gallows and hang him

Hold it up in the sky with a glove till a bird of prey comes and eats it.

Roll

Op better do it

RIP OP

It didn't consent, I can't be a rat murder and rapist

smash with mallet right where it is right now and post pic

This
This kills the python

LOL kill the mouse with your mouse hahaha

suicide bag is the most humane. Same setup as for humans.

psh, it isn't that bad unless you got your hair in it

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK AM I WITNESSING

OP don't make any threads if you're NOT going to deliver. Fuck of you faggot!

I don't give a fuck about rats and I am not one of those "omg inhumane" fucks either. I just think glue traps are pointless they don't even kill the animal for you leaving you to do it still. Next time buy actual traps that kill the fucking critters.

Dubdubs.

OP here
This doesn't count because trips

pussy

wbu the other 1

>dubs + trips beats regular dubs sorry dick user
So do I? If I do I'm just gonna put it in bag and hit it with my mouse till it stops moving

Boiled alive

You'll never be able to look at your mouse the same again

How will we know you made it stop being alive with your mouse

Hell ya m8 a vid would be ideal tho

If you kill a mouse with a mouse then it accends to a higher plain of being

wow the bag is a nice touch i didn't even think about that whatever works for you but you have to use the mouse

Tie him to bottle rocket
>rat pack

Take some before/after pics of the carnage.

I figure if I apply enough force to his neck I can break it with my mouse

Do it op, show that dead mouse killed with a mouse

roll

roll2

roll3

cum on mouse

Cum on the mouse carcass

this

This

rape mouse

durrr many edgy boys here

Saturday is shabbas. Jewish day of rest. Means I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fucking ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven,

> and I sure as shit DON'T FUCKING ROLL!

drown in bucket of water

fuck off faggot sissy. cream that mouse

WINRAR

mousekakke time, bitch

Please

full house the hard way!

put it under the back tire of your car and reverse!

Smear the dead mouse on a person and scream nigger

i'd say rape it to death, but your dick probably couldn't get the job done, OP

drowning it isn't even that cruel. I drown mice with a bucket trap all the time

OP, see Give the mouse your baby gravy

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why are you such a faggot? Even if this is untrue, which it probably is, why are you such a deranged faggot?

Put it in your freezer for an hour and eat it

Suck its tiny mouse cock or lick its tiny mouse pussy

OP show us proof