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Lamboland edition

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>yanks

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Quite rude

thinking of buying this pillow

also why has /cum/ been dead for a week

Get an anime pillow not western trash

lol

Sad

Holy.
Fucking.
Shit.

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If this doesn't cream your pants then you are definitely gay.

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Get a blood elf pillow not alliance trash

ah yes, the religion of peace

look at this

I'm the gayest lesbian itt
I'm gonna rub my cunt over your gfs tits all day tomorrow and shit on her feet

>belf shitter

niBBa u ain't go do no shit with my girl

someone buy me enter the gungeon

think i had seizures last night
grim

in my dream last night my dead dog came back to life and i was happy but then i was sad when i woke up

I'm gonna post pornography and then quickly delete it.

go to the dr's bud

PENGUINS ARE SUPPOSED TO BE CUTE

who still rockin this shit in 2017 my niBBas

youtube.com/watch?v=B1K0pUSSFUo

>your dog is reaching out to you from the afterlife trying to let you know everythign will be ok
touching

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>niBBa u ain't go do no shit with my girl

youtube.com/watch?v=6U9JoDGLJXw

how is this shit so good, amerivga explain

that requires going outside which im not up for
at least i started eating again today, should probably start taking my meds again while im at it

>all the libs were hoping it was a white guy
I mean I wasn't "hoping" it was a muslim, just knowing the odds.
And the fuck is a "white hispanic"

I think this is great. And the full name (and underwear choice) doesn't necessarily mean the character is a woman.

More fluid characters are a good idea!

agree

>when you're semi jokingly dropping marriage hints all the time

is it my time soon?

>and underwear choice
>assuming someone's fluidity based on their clothes
bigot!!

Who's the gf

>Conditional jump depends on uninitialized values

you know it my man
there is only one answer

>I'm genderfluid
nibba u gonna put it in or what

what ya programmin bud

Are there two sexes? How does that explain the various types of intersexuality? By definition, the fact that there are people born with reproductive anatomy or have hormonal makeup that is neither 100% "female" nor "male" disproves the idea that there are only two settings people can be born in. Even aside from that, sex is physical true, but gender (i.e. the expression aspect of things) is purely social. Gender norms as we know them are purely an invention of society that's not based on our biology, so there's nothing saying we have to subscribe to a certain set of characteristics or expressions purely because of our physical makeup.

Is she in taiwan

>And the fuck is a "white hispanic"

yes

I like kissing my gfs body when she's slightly sweaty. Why do I like the taste of a dab of sweat on girls what the H*CK

How long have you known her

parallel MST algos
I just realized the problem is that I never initialized all the values in some structs even though they're not being used yet

maybe ur gay

ahh the old "baby i luv u take me out of poverty pls"

But it's girl sweat

because it's fuccen hot
would kill so lick the sweat out of her asscrack
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about a year
if anything i'd move to taiwan ya dumb meJican

>251 seeders
>download speed is still being throttled

made cummies

nobody said you weren't the poor one lmao

LOL
yeah i wouldn't know how to find a job in taiwan desu

>22,219 allocs, 22,219 frees, 3,598,840 bytes allocated
>ERROR SUMMARY: 0 errors from 0 contexts (suppressed: 0 from 0)
>-Wpedantic

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Ye Olde Oak American Hot Dogs

Not to alarm you, but I probably want you to quit your job, or at least take a demotion. Statistically speaking, you are probably taking up room that should go to someone else. If you are a white cis man (meaning you identify as male and you were assigned male at birth) you almost certainly should resign from your position of power. That’s right, please quit. Too difficult? Well, as a first step, at least get off your hiring committee, your curriculum committee, and make sure you’re replaced by a woman of color or trans person. Don’t have any in your department? HOW SHOCKING.

When you hire a non-marginalized person, you are not just supporting this one applicant whom you like, you are rewarding a person who has been rewarded his whole life. You are justifying the system that makes his application look so good. You are not innocent.

tl;dr

Why do the British so desire to be lorded over by an Iron Lady such as Thatcher, Queen Elizabeth I or Theresa May? Is it due to the nation's strong attachment to their own authoritarian mummies, which causes them to reify this latent Oedipal streak in the world of electoral politics?

I'm gonna make some /cum/ OC

would anyone like to join me?

>hot_dog sausages
>not frankfurter sausages

Sure

OK

I'm gonna start right away

Is she actually 53?

why cant it just be june already

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seems like she could be
definitely not under 40

hallo

Theresa is a goddess.

:C

*winks at u*
hey qt, what are you doing?

they just want Queen Victoria back

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These 65 (You)s have been deducted from your (You) account. Don't get a credit balance.
t. someone who hopefully has a (You) debit balance

Independence was a mistake desu

just had a sandwich for lunch
wbu?

>Im a loyalist

this one looks neat

>tfw Mrs. May will never be your prime minister

>tfw no big strong mummy may to keep us safe

if i was transported back to 1776 with everything i know now i would fight for the crown without a second thought

don't have a reason to hate germany but don't have a reason to like it either

>if i was transported back to 1776 with everything i know now i would fight for the crown without a second thought

I can get it look nicer if I implement a priority queue

Thanks

going to make some french fries yum then watch a movie or browse /cum/

I think this is more accurate

"Patriots" were savages. All of the greatest Americans were loyalists.

i would also have done everything i could to stop the french revolution but i would still support irish republicanism

good choices

If I could go back in time I'd teach the army corps of engineers how to make mustard gas so we could annex Canada in 1812

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if jefferson hadnt dissolved a large portion of the continental army, we probably couldve taken canada

would've been perfect with the fog

its good we didn't take canada

we should never have expanded past the Appalachians anyway

>friend telling me about his Octoberfest trip to Germany
>big line up to get into the Biergarten because of the peaceful religion and non-violent refugees meant increased security
>only so many people in at a time
>friend is their with two other Canadians
>behind him is a group of Americans
>German lady at the front is rude when they ask about how much longer to get in
>then she notices one of them has a Canadian flag on their backpack
>"Wait you are Canadians not Americans?"
>friend tells her they aren't with the Americans it's just the three Canadians
>immediately lets them in
Germans are quite rude to Americans now, can't even imagine what they'd be like after Trump's election.

>uses UK spelling
>gets mad when programs autocorrect it
It's not complicated to change the language of a spell checking software.

Tai Lopez Lambo Edition

Kek
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What's going on here?