ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume II

Also, I'll take an order of dubs to go. Thanks.

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Some guys in a cabin hang out during a storm and wacky hijinks ensue when a girl comes in

This is a dubs thread now

>teenage girl
>uses a walnut and a tattoo to save a painting
>fire extinguisher K.O

hateful eight

Reposting the ones no one got last thread.

>There's a man named Bob
>Bob sees a poorly placed hat
>Bob freaks out about it
>TV Babies shoot Bob
>Bob dies in the book.
>Bob lives in the movie?

>Not posting a webm
Here. Enjoy.

Bingo

>world supposed to end on a certain day
>ends up ending five months early... during the Olympics
>Nancy Lieder jokes everywhere

>mail order girlfriend
>everyone loves her
>she gets ill and dies
>meet new girl at funeral

Boring scifi movie Sup Forums won’t shut up about; forced sequel

Man whos face is fucked up becomes rich then kills his best friend because he likes incest.

Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

Stargate

Actually, that's a ton of movies. Star Wars also fits as far as I'm concerned.

No

Les Pactes des Loups

>Curb Stomp

This movie starts with Ralph's.

American History X

No

Is it any of the Sharknado movies?

Reposting

>People go somewhere to do something
>Nothing happens
>Nothing at all
>Nothing ever happens
>We think something will happen
>But nothing ever does
>Movie ends


American History X

No

>worms
>guns
>bacon

Nice trips, fam.

Tremors

Blair Witch Project

>story in a story
>inside story is better
>why the outer story anyways?
>cunt gets stood up
>the end

>cancer
>starwars
>peta

>one of the main character's fondest memory is not getting punished by his dad

If I Stay

Nope

>some shy girl is best friends with a slut and a beta
>I dare you times 100
>over time the shy girl falls in love with some Chad because of dares
>wait this is wrong
>too bad we're anonymous
>too bad beta is actually a hacker
>beta ends up with slut and shy girl ends up with chad

>Eating chocolates while waiting for the bus.

Another easy one.

>Patrick Bateman gets a job as a carpenter
>Dies at 33
>But this is a movie about his mom

>Blair Witch Project
Yes, haha.

Forest gump

Forest Gump

100 Girls

>yup

Passion of the Christ

Correct

Actually, no chocolates were eaten at the bus stop... He saved them for Jenny

>Therapist talks to various people in a town
>Everyone spills their guts to therapist
>Therapist never really says anything, just listens
>People heal themselves by talking to him
>Therapist isn't really a therapist
>Also, Earl rides his skateboard
>Not Vanilla Sky

Close. Very close.

He ate some.

>spiders
>radioactive waste
>shotguns

Independence Day.

Can't think of any other Jesus movies - much less ones about Mary or starring Christian Bale

Why isn't anyone going for mine?

Out of the Furnace?

True but at least she gave him hiv in the end.

Cuz idk the answer

No. But that is the right actor.

>literally everyone that's competent dies before the title card shows up
>job is given to some idiot
>despite literally stumbling upon a bunch of things that could help him finish his job sooner, he still fucks it up
>despite the fuck ups, he still finishes the job

American Psycho

>blows up planets with robot bombs
>beachball alien
>surfing in space

No. Are you trolling? How does that fit?

Smokey smokey road trip eaty time

I was going to guess Ghostbusters II until I saw the part about the Olympics. Also, the world didn't actually end in Ghostbusters II, it was just supposed to.

More hints:

>rape and murder
>vigilante justice

>wake me up I can't wake up
>Sup Forums catch phrase
>things were better were I was

Hitchhiker’s Guide?

Reposting a tough one from last thread

>Be me, socially autistic faggot
>Literally forget to eat because I'm such a sperglorg
>People make fun of me for being a wizard
>Run around in circles all day
>Almost kill some innocent people just for the fuck of it
>Become social outcast
>Spend rest of life total pariah
>Travel to Heaven
>Turn into Jesus v 2.0
>Go back to Earth
>Try to teach other people how to become Christlike
>They still tell me to go fuck myself
New hints
>Also, I'm not human
>Also, this movie came out in the 70s and sucked balls.
>Also, this movie was based on a book that's seen as a modern classic.
>Also, Neil Diamond did the soundtrack.

Hope that's enough new hints

W.

>the entire fucking series could've ended in the first movie
>too bad one of the main characters was fucking retarded
>big plot twist happens so every other sequel needs a plot twist no matter how fucking retarded it is

Dark Star. Brilliant film.

No.

>group of kids go to woods
>drink water
>something in water
>guy eats girls pussy
>gets blood all over his face

It's an okay movie

Vanilla Sky

or

Total Recall

Don't know Sup Forums catch phrase, sorry.

Extra hint guy gets killed with chainsaw

>nope

Back to the Future (and sequels)

>teenager terrorizes town with his fags
>fucker gets caught
>jail him
>fag gets special treatment
>let out early
>now a good man
>jk still bad
Any guesses?

Cabin Fever

scarface

Nope.

>yep

Pirates of the Caribbean

Not Ghostbusters II.

Another hint:

>foreshadowing at the begging of the movie with a toy boat made weirder by the MC's son's name

>nope

Scarface

Alien

Nope.

>nice

Nope

Clockwork Orange

>idiot fucks up heist

Not that either.

>Be me, undercover cop
>I'm the good looking Hollywood hunk of the moment, so it doesn't even matter that I can't act my way out of a wet paper bag
>Hang out with good guys
>On the trail of bad guys
>The bad guys might not be bad guys
>The good guys aren't the good guys
>Maybe I'll become a bad guy too

Which two movies does this describe? Actually, it's more like four or five that fit the formula, but I'm thinking two exact matches in particular.

Back for my third night.
Hello op that likes 80s movies!
>Goes to Hollywood (not Chicago)
>Lots of people die, let's say 15
>Leaves with a suitcase

youtube.com/watch?v=RZjDanSjWyo

>stuck in a tin can
>breaks leg
>try to sneak past guards, epic fail
>barely make it home alive

Yup

>h

Bunch of Mexican kids try to cross a border.

>kid is about to not graduate
>writes great story for English class
>Miles/Sgt. Hills says "nope, I'll take that", tries to get rich from story
>adventures ensue
>Malcolm wins in the end

True Romance

True Romance. But that was 93.

Pulp Fiction

Big Fat Liar

God damn how did you get that?
Are you the 33 year old?

>girl gets kidnapped by some old hag
>despite being hidden in an easily findable area, no one ever finds her until she decides to leave

A guy shoots and shit