I am God, how's everyone doing down there?

I am God, how's everyone doing down there?

Pretty good knowing what great mammals we have evolved into

A lot of your children are assholes, such as the Las Vegas shooter, the Texas shooter, and Donald Trump to name a few. Use your omnipotence and omniscience and omnipresence to stop this madness, brah! You’re really dropping the ball. Thoughts & prayers.

dont know man
im going crazy
but bretty good i have to say

im uncircumsized

erm uh well a-at least the Republicans sent thoughts and prayers to the victims, survivors, and loved ones. It's the thought that counts

Joining the s it force as an officer, so okay I guess. I'm at peace.

I recieved 1290 likes dude save those kids already.

Pretty good.

I could use a upgrade please. Thanks!

Can I have a reduced hitbox and more hp?

The Republicans do pretend to believe in you. At least I can tell you to your face - I don’t think you exist. Sending farts and heartfelt gassers up. Same as praying, mmmmkay?!

Strike me down pls

Can I go to sleep tonight and not wake up?

Dear god, would you rather have assholes that do evil things and say they believe in you...
Or jerks who try to do good things that say they don't believe in you.

Thow must do it on cam

i want to kill myself every day

Lots of kids are getting diddled, god.
Lots of people getting killed.
And i'm sitting here beating my meat
Life is great dude, thanks for the spawn..

we killed your son and now we're coming for you

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Why ask when you call yourself God?

And if you are, we have to talk about my sex life... srsly.

Doin' good now that I have dubs

I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none

Please help

I am thy poop god
How come are thou still a sodomite?

Gas yourself

>down there
>down there
>down
>there

THE PALE BLUE DOT - picture of earth

"We succeeded in taking that picture, and, if you look at it, you see a dot. That's here. That's home. That's us. On it, everyone you ever heard of, every human being who ever lived, lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings, thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines, every hunter and forager, every hero and coward, every creator and destroyer of civilizations, every king and peasant, every young couple in love, every hopeful child, every mother and father, every inventor and explorer, every teacher of morals, every corrupt politician, every superstar, every supreme leader, every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there – on a mote of dust, suspended in a sunbeam.

The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and in triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of the dot on scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner of the dot. How frequent their misunderstandings, how eager they are to kill one another, how fervent their hatreds. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light.

[...] To my mind, there is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. To me, it underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly and compassionately with one another and to preserve and cherish that pale blue dot, the only home we've ever known."

nice

You forgot about Africa again, didn't you?

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Pretty dam shitty thanks G

god, call 7074974321

I'm not doing well each day I get closer to pulling the trigger if not for my family I'd have already killed myself

You kiiled my dog with a heart attack today you cunt.

Yw,
Courtesy of Carl Sagan, a scientist who made the golden LP Record happen that's attached to the Voyager probes that launched in 1977.

The image PALE BLUE DOT was Voyager 1's last picture, 23 years later in 1990 shot aimed towards earth, past Saturn, farthest from Earth picture we have

the speech was a reflection of that.