ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume V
ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.
Volume V
I'll repost mine
>Be dumber than everyone else
>Have shitty heart
>Pretend to be someone that is smart.
>main character is a dude that wants to be left alone
>his best friend is introduced as a mute
>best friend is colorblind
>lake of lava
Hint: Somebody posted the movie in response to a different description in the last thread.
...
>open box
>all hell breaks loose
Gattaca?
Yes
>Hint: Somebody posted the movie in response to a different description in the last thread.
Well, that really narrows it down. Or not.
Hellraiser
>Mary Sue rescues a robot soccer ball.
>Later, there's a Nazi rally.
yerp
The Farce Awakens
Repost, modified description.
>two friends get split up when on be gets arrested while other left to get food
>years pass, friend who got away has an autistic team
>friend from years ago sets up fake feds to hire his team to steal a box
force awakens
The matrix
Yeah boi
now is this an actual robot or your version of a robot?
>brilliant man's wife is near death
>surgeons fail to save her
>goes crazy and kills them one by one in biblical fashion
if you can't guess this you missed a classic.
>Lost my stuff in a fire
>Become a terrorist
>mohawk
>porn on big screen
>crazy
>dies
Yep.
Taxi
SLC Punk
taxi runner man
Taxi Driver
Fight Club
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These are maybe too hard for all the newfags here, so adding some extra clues.
Movie 1:
>Troubled psychic raped by her dad and his scary friend.
Extra clue:
>His scary friend borrows her dad's face
Movie 2:
>Serial killer addicted to cholesterol fucks his son's girlfriend.
Extra clues:
> Her eyes get eaten
> It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen
Here's a new EZ mode to get you started
Movie 3:
> Man gets job
> Man draws circle
> Man gets promoted
> Man jumps off building, survives
> Man draws another circle
> The end
I thought that would be harder.
You got it.
V for Vendetter
>guy gets confused for other guy with same name
>German porn star and techno group makes a fake ransom
Big Lebowski
Blue's clues the movie is all of them.
nah
>one of the worst movies I've ever seen
how the fuck should I know that autistic fuck?
I don't watch movies with you, sperg lord, I can't keep record of how you personally feel about the movies!
Valhalla Rising
>manlet
>bathtub
>thomas the tank engine
>nigger gets burnt
>dies
>cape
Sneakers
>> It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen
What a great clue. Fuck off already.
trips of truth
the burn is real this time
Me when I'm in the bath.
tom cruise
all I got
>guy goes hunting
>makes a valuable find
>gets chased down
>gets killed
>wife is killed too, as promised
you should be asking if it's actually a Nazi Rally, since there are only a very few Nazi movies and they weren't released recently.
Ye
Spawn
no country for old men
>A depraved psychopath stalks a family through the woods with a rifle
>Psycho succeeds in murdering defenseless mother for the sheer joy of killing
>Her helpless young child can only look on in horror
>A young girl is later hunted by vicious dogs controlled by a cluster of murderous psychopaths
>All hope is lost
>Or is it?
Yes. I found it difficult to make a description that wouldn't be totally obvious
No
I spotted the autist who doesn't understand perception and how you can change something by changing how you see it.
or symbolism, for that matter.
probably thinks 1984 is a history piece about how people in 1984 saw the future rather than a warning of future generations not to blindly trust the government.
i'm more concerned by robots really.
>A guy wants gas
>Eats some dog food
...
The Road Warrior
the robot was a real robot, read
bambi?
correct
Yes
>sacred item is stolen
>dude goes on a mission to find it with his gambling cousin
>beats everyone up
SHREK
Bambi
yus
No one guessed yet?
Yes.
well then, I choose to see you as being wrong.
checkmate faggot
Wow, you actually perfectly described the plot to The Abominable Dr. Phibes and no-one could guess it!
YES FINALLY
the mummy
>canada
>plot twist
>lion
>12
which robot was real?
>guy gets high
>witnessed murder
>tells his friend and gets more high
>throws phone in the woods
you can choose to see me as being wrong, but in order to do so, you appear as an idiot to those who know I am right.
your check was previously mated, it bounced.
yeah, did you miss it?
Blow Out
the soccer ball robot was a real soccer ball robot.
the nazis, however, weren't real nazis.
pineapple express
No.
except you just contradicted yourself
I said checkmate faggot
>Scarface pretends to be a faggot
>Ajax threatens to stab him with a knife
>Faggots kill each other in depraved, faggoty ways
>Nigger slaps human
that was a droid
>infant
>choufer
>guy takes fiancee to cabin in the woods
>chops her up into little pieces and buries her out front
>laughs about it when the owner of the cabin shows up
>all hell breaks loose: the movie
bet you can't guess it.
>Niggers chimp out, kill innocent, defenseless people
>Nigger steals a car
>Nigger steals rims for car from other nigger
>Nigger hangs out with worthless nigger friends
>NIggers gonna nig
>Niggers get shot by other niggers
>Movie ends
>scary code sent to plane
>people on ground challenge the code
>one person plays multiple people
a droid is a robot. prove me wrong, I own the cross section star wars manual to droids.
evil dead?
nope.
ROOTS
starwars droids are close to being self aware
robots just follow code orders and have no individual interaction abilities
no fucking clue
antichrist
kek
Fight club
Yes
>guys arch nemesis blows his place up
>they like the same girl
>his horse leaves him and comes back
>end battle with tanks and Indians
Menace to Society
wild west
Yes
>dad dies
>sisters a cunt
>brothers habitual liar
>kidnapped
>guys retrieve suitcase
>boxer wins fight
>dudes fight and then get captured in a basement