/HOC/ Sens are in edition

MIN:Devan Dubnyk sets Wild record
NAS:Viktor Arvidsson scores 2G, 2A in win vs DAL
STL:Jaden Schwartz nets 1G, 2A in win over FLA
OTT:Sens clinch playoff spot with win over Bruins
ANA:Murray: Cam Fowler to miss two-to-six weeks
NYI:29-save shutout for Jaroslav Halak vs Canes
WPG:Bryan Little picks up 4 pts in win over CBJ
STL:Vladimir Sobotka agrees to three-year deal
CHI:Artem Anisimov won't return before playoffs
CAL:Jon Gillies will make his NHL debut Thursday
ARI:Louis Domingue will start Thursday night
LA:Ben Bishop will likely start Thursday night

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97 for 97

Did pulju clone mcdavid?

Or is McDavid a secret Finnish weapons project that got loose and Pulju has been sent to retire it?

He's got some kind of spine disorder that fucks up his shape.

>/HOC/

What the fuck does Ottawa have to celebrate about?

When will these shorks stop shorking!?

Reminder tampa will NOT make the playoffs
autism

are they really that bad this year? all i hear is complaining about them

game has been good desu

wouldn't call it shorking even if they lose

>CAL instead of CGY
I am triggered, please refrain from doing this.

wasnt me
>le american website

they've had a bad run towards the end of the regular season, but they've won their last few games

They've been on a horrible I think they're last 20 games they only won 6 games

does anyone give a fuck about this news shit? reddit as hell

real thread here

dont worry floms, jests will take care of nashville for you .

>Lucic activating right before the ploffs
Good...

Gooooooood...

cry newfag. Every general on sp has one including hoc when its done by someone not retarded

spicy saves on both ends

They shorked away an easy division win

Who's going to be the team to choke first?

fuck off

You know what would be hilarious? If the laffs miss the playoffs by ONE POINT. Can you imagine the shitposting that would occur here if that happened?

they're playing without two of their top guys, and they've won their last two

the choking is over (for now)

can they miss on a tiebreaker? that would be funnier

Please god let this happen.

theyve spent the last month assuming they are in, fuck i hope they get blown out

with the number of loser points they have that'd be some justice

stop being a faggot

Shork off

tampa wins if they end up tied

but i think the islanders have the edge on them

Only if Tampa wins their next 2 games in regulation/OT.

McDavid removing Finn. Webm pls

twitter.com/EdmontonOilers/status/850206117095391232

please send, intentionally lose to the islanders, for kyle.

>for kyle.
Is Okoposo really that brain dead that he thinks he's still playing for the Islanders?

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCH

FUCKING HATTY

LOOOOOOOOOCH
O
O
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MILAN GODCIC

BIG DADDY

LUCIC

HAT TRICK

In all seriousness aside...
>shorks

hey he was with them for like a decade, he's senpai

Sharks are going to get swept, fucking pathetic.

BIG DADDY HATTY

gg oilels

These shorks must have the lowest confidence ever right now. They basically went from first to worst in over a course of a month.

MAD
ASS
FUCK

go to bed dude holy shit

there's two and a half minutes left

is this the oilers game thread?

>fucking hattrick

like i give a fuck about other faggoty generals, go SKEEEEEUP elsewhere nigger

kekkity kek
>shorks

>reffing equalizes
>oilers start winning

really inspires my thoughts

Not anymore

>Moved up to 29th place today
Save us from the potential 27th place finish based oilniggers

stop crying

You poor bastard.

Only if you let McDavid get 3 points

Cagiulla scores if dubbs

were nucks fans embracing the tank

well you didnt say when

FUCK THIS GAME

Whatever....

oh shit

This is not normal shorking, this is advanced shorking

Yes. I had this edit made specifically for the tank

>franchise record for wins by Talbot
>4 assists for Klefbom
>McDavid hits 97 points
>Lucic hat trick
It was a good night.

jej
choke on a girthy cock

HA HA lmaoing at ur sad life nerd.

Looks like their vets emptied their tanks a bit too early. Now the depth is showing just how bad it is.

...

thankfully couture and thornton are expected to be back in time for the playoffs so hopefully that evens things out, see you then oilers

dubs, stanley cup winning goal

trips, but own goal

The Canucks have clinched a worse season than last year. They can finish with a max of 73 points compared to 75 last year

I always wanted to meet Pulju but Bakersfield is like 3,000 miles away.

>winning only 3 games out of last 12
If this is not some kind of ruse then Shorks are finished

They're also about to set the franchise record for fewest goals in a season for the 3RD TIME IN 4 YEARS

How can they go from StanLee to out in the first round so easily? Shorks making it to the finals a fluke?

Next year you guys should aim for 50 points. Tank so good no one could ever catch you.

fuck off timetraveller

Them digits and also really pathetic

Lets all have a laugh at the laffs

AHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

>laffs

A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world. But the world left them behind long ago. We are the future.

Don't forget
>Pakarinen working hard in the corners
>McLel not panicing and hitting the line blender

They're 7-21-3 in their last 31 games. That's a 44 point pace

I know someone asked for this a few threads ago

Oilers are getting more obnoxious than the Reddithawks

thornton isnt going to be back by the start

Good. Just think of your future. It's a bit like pulling teeth. You just have to endure the suffering.

Ah, I give them a pass. They've suffered for a decade, let me have their fun.

>waiting 28 years of my life for the Caps to win the Stanley Cup
>inevitable nuclear fucking holocaust breaks out when we're so close
Hold me /hoc/

>I will now remember that 3 game winning streak at the end of last season that cost us Matthews
God hath no fury like reality

Good. I've taken a lot of shit from you fags over the years and now I'm replaying it with interest

>Post yfw Crosgod and his manlet army win da cup

he's said he'll be back for the first round

mri came back fine and no swelling on the knee apparently

I don't have a face for that because it won't happen

Compared to some of the other teams out here now, I would gladly let them win.

i dont care what he says, he looked like shit skating today and hes like 100 years old