Anyone ever had experience with a ouija board that was actually legit? also general skoopy thread

anyone ever had experience with a ouija board that was actually legit? also general skoopy thread

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>legit experiences through black magic
>legit

No experience with a wegee board is ever legit

I've never had a Ouija but I have summoned a visible demon into my room before following a ritual I found online, draw a circle of protection, a triangle, have a candle, intent written on paper blablabla burn the paper

I kept seeing the demon for like months after, wide awake, and half asleep. It was like a cloud of black electric whispyness

>Thinks WEEJY is real.

Kek.

Oiuja board made by (((parker brothers)))

are you fucking mentally ill? no. it's fiberboard and plastic, you cant talk to spirits you fucking retard.

no, no you haven't pics or it didn't happen.

you actually can, but it's just demons.

Forget Ouija board.

Earth is flat.

Research flat Earth.

Don't fall for the globe lie.

90% of FE info is bullshit on the net.
Government agents spread disinformation.

Start at "flat Earth matters". This is a good page with many images on 'google images'.

Another good place to start is ERIC DUBAYS "200 proofs earth is not a spinning ball" - which is an Ebook and a youtube vid.
Good luck.

shit I wish I took pics. I was too shocked to see it every time, had to call mom. She's catholic, she sprayed my room down with holy water and I haven't seen it since.

why do people post this obvious crap. Red is red, blue is blue. oh and earth is flat.

so what?

>The real flat earth movement is non religious.
God and jesus have nothing to do with it.
God and jesus are not real.

Don't fall for the religious nonsense.

>Research flat Earth.

Fuck off retard.
Educate yourself.

Yeah they're all legit, just like santa claus, the tooth fairy, the easter bunny and donald trump

lol was another craft followin the nasa plane? so fake

What's your issue "Educated" boy lol

Well the flat earthers are obviously trolling, other conspiracy theorists - especially the Sup Forums niggers are more serious about it.

Earth is flat though. there's a load of evidence for it.

Yes and no. About 10 years back I went with a few friends and took a Ouija board along with us to a place called the Butcher's House. It's near Elgin, Oklahoma. A man went crazy and murdered his family there. His wife jumped out of the second story window with the baby and died.

We intended on camping out inside the house. Played with the board and as we were fucking around with it, coyotes started clawing at the door and howling. We all went upstairs and the floor was gone. Just the wood beams left. Because we were afraid the coyotes were going to come in through the broken windows. That's when we all saw a figure go across the second story window. We hauled ass out of there armed with broken 2x4's. Even left the board there because we panicked. Never went back.

No flat Earther is trolling you gumby fool.


Step 1. Gravity as described is nonsense.
Research it and realize it has never been proven to exist the way it is stated.

Step 2. Look at the stars in space with a scope or good camera.

Not ONE planet is a planet - just points of light.

All images from NASA are CGI.


The globe idea is a new religion without a god.
A new way to control stupid people.

Flat Earth is real.

Flat Earth is real science, not pseudoscience like that globe rubbish.

Knowledge is power - go research.

Uneducated highschoolers troll flat Earthers because they think everything they learned in school is 100% truth, not realizing they are simply being indoctrinated.

The globe is bullshit.

Ever felt or seen the earth spin at 1000mph?
Nope.

Ever been on a plane?
Totally flat horizon.

Earth is too big to see a curve?
Hahaha nice one.

Balloons have gone 80 miles up showing a flat earth.

All NASA flights show a fake curve at 7 miles.

Beware fake news.

Research flat Earth.

Flat Earth in 5 minutes.

youtube.com/watch?v=GDKc6X8TXNE


Don't go through life being all dopey and brainwashed into believing a spinning ball earth - and that you can land on planets and shit like that.

It's all bullshit.

They created a new religion (globe earth) to inspire hope and control the plebs - now that the older religions are faltering and no longer relevant.

The globe is genius.

It is the ultimate conspiracy.

Everything ties to it, 9/11 - pizzagate - watergate - and so on.

Research flat Earth.

Beware paid government agents trolling flat Earth truths, and claiming all flat earthers are trolls.

USA spent 12bn dollars last year training 'trolls' to counter truth revelations.

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>NASA have never been to space, as space travel is impossible due to Earth being flat and gravity not being real.


Most you can go up is 100 miles or so.
Every rocket to have ever tried to go further, has blown up or stopped.


Here is proof.
The sun and moon are only 3000 miles high and 32 miles wide. This is not a troll.

The sun and moon look close because they are close. It's really that simple.


NASA rockets fly about 4 miles up then head horizontal out to restricted waters where they are recovered, and faked as successful.

>Ever felt the earth spin at 1000 mph?
Inertia, faggot.

this nigga knows, round earth my arse
keep on kidding yourselves unbelievers, keep drifting along paying your tax and consuming like good little plebs

Here is proof:

Forgot to add proof last post.

Watch this.

youtube.com/watch?v=IAcp3BFBYw4

Nice try moron. Now google inertia you uneducated fuck.

Don't even try bringing up coriolis effect.

Kek.

>be in 5th grade
>be on school trip in the countryside
>evening
>conjure up ouija board made out of paper
>gather some boys and girls around the board and a drinking glass on the floor
>everyone puts a finger on glass
>chant for ghosts in the building
>begin asking questions
>within 5 minutes we found out that a pupils dick was less than an inch, the teacher was gay and we were talking to hitler

absolutely legit i would say

>Antartica surrounds earth 360 degrees with 200 ft high ice walls.

Off limits, patrolled by 50 agencies.

Shot on sight.


This image explains what some people think flat earth really is - and it is NOT a ball floating in space, or a flat disc floating in space.

>Aliens do not exist, because there are no actual planets - only points of light.

>REAL stars.

The sun is not a star. The sun is the sun.

>atlanteanconspiracy.com/2015/08/200-proofs-earth-is-not-spinning-ball.html


Bookmark and read this.

It will take a few weeks to understand if you are indoctrinated.


Remember, you do not overcome a lifetime of indoctrination through a nights worth of videos.

Keep asking those questions.

Realize space is a lie - sad but true.

Also, satellites do not exist.

(So how do things like GPS work?)

Lol. Good luck researching :)

>The non religious flat Earth truth movement
>Flat Earth matters
Check these sites out on facebook, or in google images for some good info.


Remember - god and jesus have nothing to do with the flat Earth - regardless that it is mentioned in the bible and so on.

Religious and scientific texts from thousands of years before God was ever created, exist.

This alone says god is nonsense.

USA agents are spreading misinformation about flat earth attributing it to a god - to turn atheists away.

Clever.

>being this dumb
Cardboard can't do shit.

it's not the cardboard, it's the spirit

IAMA physic, AMA

>90% of FE info is bullshit on the net

kek, i think you mean 100%, you fucking dork.

What do you mean spirit? There's no such thing.

Tried it in the grave yard at night with a few friends a few years ago, nothing happend

isn't it crazy how nothing exists outside of YOU?

lol, 5000 years of accepted scientific fact is wrong, and a bunch of greasy nerds on a javanese macrame forum are the true enlightened ones.

FE is just another way for losers with nothing going for them to feel superior to the "sheeple"

You autistic child, its a sham that manipulated the ideomoter effect of the body. It's literally like what magicians do, manipulate and fool you even though there's always a sensical explanation, and it's not really magic.

>he doesnt know what a gravity turn is.

for fucks sake bud, are you really this willfully stupid?

Not really.
We just live a short amount of time then nothing. Which is sad but it's what it is.

This is great. Best link ever!

>ITT: Uneducated brainwashed ball earthers claiming the flat Earth guy is wrong without evidence or research into their own beliefs.


>/facepalm

it's called color correction you goddamned child.

pic related, uncorrected image.

it is what it is.

your experience is all there will ever be and there is nothing outsides one's self and certainly not a spirit. certainly not.

Nice try globetard.

See pic.

This is the guy that creates ALL modern FAKE ball earth pictures.

Research him.


The globe is a lie.

You're gullible hey?

Still cannot tell that image you are showing is CGI even if uncolored?


Rofl.

>Earth is too big to see a curve?
>Hahaha nice one.
nice b8 m8

>he believes the ramblings of tin foil idiots

but i'm the gullible one. nice try.

too bad we all know that your FE bullshit is just another way to bolster your unearned superiority complex.

If earth is flat how deep do i have to dig in order to break on through to the other side and fall into under earth?

Dopey indoctrinated people do not understand this image and will keep trolling with their uneducated useless views.

>This image shows that Earth is flat to at least 120,000ft - thus destroying the globe model instantly.

>Retarded people, will claim it shows nothing, or that the image is fake.

What the image shows, is a NASA plane flying at 75,000ft, and a curved Earth.

What the real image shows, is an amateur balloon flying at 120,000ft, showing a flat Earth.

Now you have a choice to make.

Break free of the globe lie, or keep living in ignorance, as a slave to the powers that be.
Research Flat Earth.

>Spot the paid USA government agent trying to spread disinformation.

Fool - Your lies have been crushed.

Scroll up. You were pre crushed before you even entered this thread.

I've accepted that earth is flat and now i got a tingly feeling like pins and needles on the tip of my penor, does this mean its working?

Are you flat-earth-tards for fucking real?

Tell me this, fucko, why do people in Australia see different stars than people in Europe and the US?

Well most of that was probably true

Realize what stars are.

>youtube.com/watch?v=AJJ_z6pwUrE

>Scroll up. You were pre crushed before you even entered this thread.

see, this is the fundamental disagreement.

you and i have different definitions of the word "proof"

See

Time to grow up!

because Australia's drunk

>globetard
You can't make this shit up

You are disagreeing as you are uneducated on the topic.

I am not.

I am not discussing this with you - I am TELLING you.


Research flat Earth.

Steer clear of the religious bullshit as spread by USA government agents.

Why did you have to spam the creepy thread with flat earth stuff? Start your own threads.

And when you do I'm going to spam them with creepy pasta you jerk.

Why does the sun set several minutes later at the top of the tallest building if the earth isnt spherical ?

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you have zero self awareness.

Link provided above.
Search for "200 proofs".

All questions explained.
You can then do own research later.

The sun and moon are 3000 miles up and 32 miles wide, they circle flat Earth.

They are not 250,000miles and 93 million miles away.

You were lied to.

No. No one ever has. If the claim such, they're fucking retarded. Shit, i'm about to start a business that sells salt. With good marketing, I could sell it as demon protection. Maybe put it in a little glass vile, so that people can wear it as a necklace. Good idea, eh? Probably make millions with you retards.

Gr8 response user.
Different stars, flat headers, err flat earthers argument lost, done and dusted

I don't get how this is even a thing. Trolling too hard fag.

Answer me this:
When the sun sets over the horizon in one place, how does it then rise in another place right after that if the earth is flat?

The worst part is that its not even a bot.

Missed quads by 1. Obviously gay and fake.

>atlanteanconspiracy.com/2015/08/200-proofs-earth-is-not-spinning-ball.html


All your flat Earth questions are here.

Take a look - and absorb information.


I'm out.

Join me at the non religious flat Earth truth movement on Facebook, or Flat Earth matters.

Find images on google with the above keywords too.


Remember, you have never felt or seen the Earth spin.

Just because you were trained to believe you live on a spinning ball - does not make it true.

You are government trained and owned slaves - nothing more.

Goodbye.

P.S. Everything you can think of to prove glob Earth, has been debunked in that 200 proofs article.

The globe is a lie.
Read it.

>be me 3 guys and 6 girls at a sleepover
>Be about 13 years old
>don't remember what we did....some kind of talking backwards
>we're all young and scared 1 girl is asleep
>security light keeps flashing on and off every couple of minutes
>we get scared.... and one girlt tries to chill us out and says it's cats
>we all go outside and open the door
>when we open the door the sleeping girl suddenly wakes up in a trance and runs outside in her night dress.

Her face was scary as fuck

Even if NASA is hoax, what about Russia, Japan, China, even my country have two sattelites in space (Poland). They all lie you?

Only did it once. Was sceptical, didn't believe anything would happen but curious all the same.

> friends all joking
> ok guys, let's be serious now
> a few minutes of 'is there anyone there' and nothing happening
> suddenly glass moves slowly to yes
> gulp
> everyone accusing everyone else of moving it
> all of us reply no nigger wasn't me
> it kinda glides effortless as we ask questions, obviously no pushing, fingers just resting on it
> ask some more things but no real answers just moves around the board
> ask if its a good or bad spirit
> spells b-a-d
> I get a chill down my spine
> I ask if we should be doing this
> b-a-d
> someone says 'are we annoying you?'
> b-a-d b-a-d b-a-d
> 'do you want us to stop?'
> just keeps spelling bad
> everyone is like 'fuck this, this ain't fun anymore'
> we shut it down
> I was sceptical at first, but those ten minutes changed things, fully believe we talked to someone who didn't have good intentions
> just the fact it kept spelling out bad, there was also a weird coldness in the air
> glad I did it, but never NEVER again

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>Archived

archive.is/1ELy1

Remember - just because you realize Earth is flat - does not mean it has anything to do with god or jesus.


The real movement is NON religious.

Beware government agents attributing flat Earth to a god.

Flat Earthers, answer me this:
When the sun sets over the horizon in one place, how does it then rise in another place right after that if the earth is flat?

Oh wait, you can't. Fucking retards.

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Read 200 proofs - as above.

All your questions are answered.

Find the link.

I did read it. It's not answered, try again. Answer the question.

Yeah. This stupidity can't be real, then again, there's religious fags too.

Once again, flat earth is not a disc located in space, like the ball.

Space only appears above on the flat earth model.


RESEARCH.

You fucking retard - it's answered quite a few times.

Fuck off.

In a thread full of garbage ramblings of flat earth moron its good to see someone contributing in the spoopy name.
I've gone to /x/ to read shit like this but they don't seem to have many 'scary shit that happened to you' threads. Its all thread after thread of spasticated mental patient ramblings over there.

It's not. If it's answered so many times, then why can't you just answer me here?

Not the guy you're replying to. I just looked for myself and it's not answered.

>Ok, I'm out before your stupidity rubs off on me again.

Flat Earth guy has left the building.

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All your flat Earth questions are here.

Take a look - and absorb information.


I'm out.

Join me at the non religious flat Earth truth movement on Facebook, or Flat Earth matters.

Find images on google with the above keywords too.


Remember, you have never felt or seen the Earth spin.

Just because you were trained to believe you live on a spinning ball - does not make it true.

You are government trained and owned slaves - nothing more.

Goodbye.

P.S. Everything you can think of to prove glob Earth, has been debunked in that 200 proofs article.

The globe is a lie.
Read it.

I do not have time to constantly debate uneducated millennials on the shape of Earth any longer.

You are all cretins.

DURR THE EARF IS A GLOBE - morons.

I've always been too much of a pussy to try anything occult. I was raised Catholic and the teaching there is that spirits can't come back. You can't talk to your grandma.

So if you do summon something it's going to be a demon. Fuck that.

Before you go, answer my question:

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I found your question to be answered in the article above titled '200 proofs the Earth is not a spinning ball'.

Three times in fact. lols.

Everytime I see this kind of thread I feel glad that kids and faggots didn't really have to live a real shit

Do you really think that this is a game? A terror movie ?

You can't even imagine how a REAL shit can change your life

This is how.

Time to wake up kiddo.

Earth is flat.

OK great, so can you answer it here for everyone to see? I've looked through the article 4 times and can't find it answered even once.

>This is how the sun works.

Another globetard crushed with great ease.

i took a REAL shit yesterday