What's the most disgusting perverted thing you've ever done?

What's the most disgusting perverted thing you've ever done?

killed innocent villagers in Nam

Jerked off to a friends leaked nudes, even though I knew she was devastated about them. Came HARD.

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pissed myself for fetish purposes

Hid in the bushes outside a man's building so I could spy on him and make a map of his daily route.

you're a fag

post em

This was a good 8 years ago or so. Don't have them anymore.

Took panties from my ex’s room as my second best friend was plowing her like 10 feet away. Literally snuck in and just grabbed the panties and got out. They don’t know and I jack off by smelling them and thinking about it pretty much every day

put a webcam in female house mates room for a night

I inserted a carrot into my ass lubricated with olive oil when I was a kid and my friends found out (was home alone and friends came over, friends found carrot standing next to olive oil that I forgot in the bathroom, wanted to kys).

I also used my sisters panties and clothes while masturbating and one day when I went to check my drawer they were fucking gone (she found them and didn't say anything ever about it)

When I was a kid I jerked off to porn with other kids frequently , in groups, idk how I made it happen.

I got plenty more

lol u just pick a random person? were you interested in him sexually?

Damn that's messed up

Get my 19 year old ass rimmed and fingered by an 40 year old for bout 30min , felt really good tbh, Im not gay tho it was just a phase or I think so.

I also think I was kind of raped by my male cousin when I was like 5-6 and he was 7

stare at my teacher's boobs for 5 minutes straight.

don't blame me,she's young,has perfect body and single.

I sucked my dogs cock
I masturbated my friend when he was 5 and I was 7
uhh not much else other than that

had sex with a guy out of college when i was 13.

Show pic of panties

No; yes.

that's it? you must be a virgin if you think thats' bad

Wanked on my girlfriends face while she was sleeping and had her dildo up my arse

Yeah, I felt pretty bad about it. Had wanted to see her naked for fucking AGES. I was younger though.

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Got really high out for a walk in the woods, I had a home made triple chocolate brownie with me for just such an occasion, (this one wasn't of the pot kind)

I ate it and it was so fucking good I got a boner, and was insanely horny.

It's common for me to get horny while I'm stoned but this was next fucking level, I literally had to relieve myself.

So I jerked off in the woods, having the most amazing orgasm of my life.

And as I was pulling my pants up I noticed an old lady was walking her dog nearby behind me.

I wonder if she saw me fapping or slinging my load into the grass off my hand after I had finished the act. I don't really care in all seriousness.

Gave my dad a blowjob so he'd pay for my intensive driving course.

Hahahahahaha sheeeeet

Eat my gfs from behind while she took my duck between her big and second toe and jerked me off
Came buckets

Fucked a feminist up the arse, the whole time degrading her, and calling her a whore and a slut.

Surprisingly, she was really into it.

Sucked your dog's cock? Honestly I don't understand why some people do this, it really makes me feel physically sick thinking about it.

She put your duck between her toes? That is seriously kinky.

No surprise there, they are all like that. They love being degraded while putting up a facade of man hating and "all sex is rape" and shit.

Problem is of she turns on you she's gonna say you raped her, as they always do.

pffff

F

Masturb8ed with step sisters panties. They still had a smell cuz she had just taken them off so I put it on my head and used another pair around my dick. Came loads tho, so worth it

Fucked a really butch short haired dyke. Pussy, up the bum, bj, everything.

>I diarrhea pooped in the ocean and the turds float due to my nasty diet. The tide washed my semi-liquid shit into the kids splashing and playing in front of me. The water was clear and I could see the brown stain slowly drift toward the shore into them. They kept splashing and playing and never noticed. I'm not even Indian and I kind of enjoyed it.

>Bought a laptop from my friends sister and found a video of her on there sucking some guys dick and fucking him. Guy wasn't her Husband. Jerked off so many times to it. Gave it to most of her guy friends. Never had the balls to post it, eventually lost it to time.

>I've lost count of how many times I fed Muslims pork and they commended me for how delicious it was.

>I anonymously harassed and tormented a kid relentlessly in college for months until he had a mental breakdown and dropped out. He played some stupid prank on me at school and proclaimed to himself and the other chads that he was a 'uber troll'. I broke him. The best part is that he was accusing his friends / roommates etc and was sure it was one of them screwing with him. He never found out it was me, and I got to watch him slip slower and slower into insanity everyday. Hear him argue with people and shit, it was fantastic. If you are by some miracle listening Jake, I am the one that trolls.

>Watched a livestream of someone saying they were going to kill themselves. Encouraged them with others. Didn't really think they would go through with it. They did.

>I fucked my ex girlfriend in her parents hot tub and had a 'didn't cum for a week' cum in the hot tub when I pulled out. I literally threw about 5 good ropes. We of course skidaddled to avoid the jizzim. Her family members got in not 10 minutes later and cooked in my seed.
I've done quite a few fucked up things

Believed in the Judeo-Christian god

jacked off to my mom's dirty panties while wearing her dirty pantyhose

Neighbor needed rent money, I needed a blowjob.

I came, she cried.

Broke into a really hot pair of sisters house from my high school and stole a bunch of underwear while they were sleeping in their rooms and such

I posted a penis on /wsg/

Jerked off to my cousin while she was sleeping in my bed for a night (I was on the couch).

pics of your neighbour?

Was years ago unfortunately

I spied on my daughter getting fucked by her boyfriend.

embarrassing shit right there

I've done shit like this my entire life and the only regret that I have is that I haven't done it more. Fuck this gay earth

>>I've lost count of how many times I fed Muslims pork and they commended me for how delicious it was.

You're fighting the good fight.

I had sex with 6 different women in a 24 hour period. Didn’t wash my dick between most of them. Enjoyed having them suck my cock knowing that they had no idea there were other girls juices on my dick. Not hookers. These were ex gfs, coworkers and fuck buddies.

I don't really know why I did it either, and wouldn't again. I was pretty degenerate.

you wish

Were you on drugs or something dude

and they were all 12 right user?

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Came on my friends younger sister's hairbrush hoping she uses it to masturbate, also stole her panties and bra.

Children

not on drugs, just fucked up in the head. I had a sexually abusive dad and neglectful mom. no education. I'm still a wreck today but not as degenerate.

jerked off during study hall in the library

jerked off in my 10th grade spanish class

Fucked a stuffed animal when I was 13. Came inside and left it there. Even though I'm not a furry.

Paid a dole-scum alcoholic dude to watch him fuck his (legal) daughter while I wanked off.

Go to the store
buy a Zucchini Squash
bring home
cut the end off, hollow out the insides

freeze the squash
freezing it damages it so it's softer when thawed
thaw it out, boil it to warm it up.

slather cooking oil inside it and fuck it.

have a large cup full of very salty water to store it in for multiple fucks.

porked my best friend while she was pregnant with her husbands child.

what's the story here?

I once masturbated to a video of myself masturbating to a video of myself masterminding to a video of myself masturbating.

Felt proper perverted after, just a shame I dint record it for masturbation purposes at a later date!

Hope you came inside of her. And it was a regular occurrence.

>I had sex with 6 different women in a 24 hour period

well the thing is I was moving across the country and we always had feelings for each other so it was now or never

Fuck that must have cost you alot of money.

pic of your sis today?

Was it just once, or did you make a day of it kinda thing?Was it worth it?

>got my ass rimmed and fingered by a 40y old guy
>im not gay

If that's the case, you fuck her some more.

pic of her?

Yeah, the most submissive bitch I've fucked was a feminist.

Pics or it didn't happen

Fucking kek

With a partner: had my wife dress up like a puppy, then I took her to the bathroom, laid her on her back and had her piss all over my dick as I jacked off, all as part of her puppy "training"

Solo: found a pair of filthy women's socks on the ground at the local dump. Grabbed them, stopped by a gas station on the way home, went into the bathroom and beat my dick with the dirty socks. Came hard af

Sorry to hear that man, hopefully you can keep getting better.

>not even indian

Underrated post. Ur Hilarious user

just once, worth it

Well I didn't record it on that occasion so non exist... yet

Needed a licence quick and the courses are a couple of grand. Dad's a degenerate arsehole.

Nope...but this is me, and the pic is number 4

why do you have a picture of a ceiling fan on your wall?

things I 've stuck my dick in

>between the couch cushions
>between the mattress
>in the vacuum cleaner
>socks (of course)
>an old shoe
>the water jet at the Ramada Inn hotel
>your mom

I'm glad man. I had a friend hit me up for sex one night after a party when we were both pretty drunk. She had a boyfriend, and she ended up feeling guilty after she got naked. Still gave me a blowjob though, just disappointed I didn't get to fuck her.

And yes I’m old to you fucks...was 34 when I did it

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Guy or Gal?

Thats a painting you fucking dipshit. Its called art. Get some culture.

what do you eat?
what's your activity level?

What's worth that weird painting of a fan on your wall all about? Is it original?

Fingered the disabled girl at my school until she came.

I eat what I want...moderate exercise. Always been fairly thin. I only exercise so I don’t gross regular women out. Couldn’t care less what the 9/10s think of me because I’d rather be around more humble 6-8s

I had sex with my wife in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.

bumped into the big breasted girl in school on purpose
sat next to the big breasted girl in school on purpose

It’s high concept art...worth thousands.

Let my dog rim me as I wanked.