Be me

>be me
>almost 30
>cousin is a lunatic fag, traps aren't gay trans tard 22 year old.
>is family, try to love him. Spend YEARS trying to convince him that he's actually/factually a man.
>NO AM GURL.
>admires my condition
>Hey user, let's lifts weights and lick buttholes some time soon.
>rather not but let me show you how to lift.
>long story short
>load up max (around 545 lbs) and double rep it because so fucking pissed at faggy cousin.
>tell him to lift it.
>OMG I can't lif dat!
>tell him it's light weight, he's just being conditioned cis.
>NO that's a lot.
>point back and forth. "You're a girl, and that's light weight."
>end up waving my naked dick in his face, asking him if he him if he has one.
>cousin comes back to reality. Find out a lot. =Transexuality is a mental illness.

Please don't dox me if there's a sudden screamin naked retard appearing lifting weights guys. And God bless the gym.

Post pictures of your dressed up cousin you dumb retard. This is an IMAGEboard.

Fuck off. Now this is a roll thread

mmm... old fag here. Sup Forums is shit, your so disrespectful for not lurking.

>implying you deserve respect for being a virgin loser
>implying OP deserves respect for this thread
>implying anything in his post happened irl
>implying anyone would seriously request seing his imaginary cousin
>oldfag
I dont think you know what this word means.

kek, me neither.

roll

OP here. I'm catering to you fags for a reason, I don't want to be on tosh.0.

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Rolling

okay then

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If there's a sudden naked retard yelling detestable stuff. I had to Jack and Jill redpill him. Best intentions though.

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Nigger please

any girl over 21 better be a model.

OP here

18 to 21 is the golden age.

roll

roooll

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Bet the shit out of him

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PRAISE KEK