Makes you puke

>makes you puke
>makes you stupid
>makes you violent
>can easily overdose on it and die
>severely hampers pretty much all your motor control
>causes thousands of deaths and countless injuries each year
>can ruin not only your life, but the life of your loved ones as well
>can cause permanent, irreparable damage to your liver
>is the direct cause for countless cases of domestic and child abuse
>can lead a depressed person to suicide
So why drink this shit, exactly?

I bought a motorcycle, ride it everywhere and the "Why don't you drink user???" meme ended instantly.

because it's fun and not everybody is a pussy like you

>is one of the most easily available remedies for social anxiety

On a similar note, I think I have an irrational fear of becoming an alcoholic.

I don't even drink much, last month I got drunk 4-5 times, on some beers and maybe a drink and a shot. That is often by my standard, otherwise I get drunk once a month or every other month or so. (Except for this one time I went to spain with my buddies and we had a week long binge, but I didn't drink anything for two months after that)

I'm not depressed either, I don't have any family history of alcoholics, except for my great Grandpa, but he was a very poor Finnish rural dude during the first half of the 1900's so that is kind of obvious.

How often do you think it is safe to get drunk without becoming an alcoholic?

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I drink a double of scotch or bourbon daily while I read and go to bed afterwards. If you can't control how much you drink then alcohol isn't the problem, you are.

servas, wos geht o

How do you think you'd feel if you went a month without it?

>irreparable damage to your liver
Another user who ended with human anatomy in fifth grade.

>tastes disgusting
you missed one.

>whisky
>taste disgusting

well that's why you usually have to be at least 16, 18 or 21 to drink

Checked!

....this user gets it. It gives people that veneer of confidence when they the need to be hyper social. Kind of sad,but thats pretty much the reality of it.

>>can cause permanent, irreparable damage to your liver
well boys, this is why you shouldn't skip your biology classes in elementary school.

to get riggidy wrecked, son

>Can easily overdose on it and die

Err. Nope. You'll throw up waaay before that. Drinking yourself to death on a single party evening, without any other factors than alcohol to kill you is pretty damn fucking hard.

Amen I've been saying this shit for years. Smoke pot for your health and society.

Can't wait until I can buy marijuana legally. Hurry kanada

I like a few beers on the weekends. Getting drunk is not really that fun.

Literally scoliosis

>can easily overdose on it and die
Lol no.

It numbs you down. It reduces the social anxiety, and makes you more talktive, even if you are usually quiet.
You can't overdose it that easily, unless you really want to. The real risk is throwing up in your sleep - choking yourself to death.
It doesn't neccesarily make you violent - different effect on different people.

just know your limits and chill out OP
I'm currently sipping on vodka and eating hamburger helper
nothing terrible is happening

>causes scoliosis

I agree with OP. Alcohol is retarded and kills more people than guns and cigarettes combined. Alcohol is literally poison lol.

Explain?

u no? that's some scoliosis there.

I love the feel of that scoliosis

>makes you puke
I can drink a lot and not puke, almost a litre/ day and still, I do not vomit.
>makes you stupid
Yeah, yeah...I'll most likely stop drinking before I hit that point.
>makes you violent
Dumbass, nice generalization. I sit in my room
>can easily overdose on it and die
darwin is alive and kickin'
>severely hampers pretty much all your motor control
I day drink and night drink, I am able to work longer because of this.
>causes thousands of deaths and countless injuries each year
Yup, your point? Method of pop. control.
>can ruin not only your life, but the life of your loved ones as well
Yup
>can cause permanent, irreparable damage to your liver
Don't forget the kidneys and heart
>is the direct cause for countless cases of domestic and child abuse
Yeah
>can lead a depressed person to suicide
So why drink this shit, exactly?
Because it keeps me from wanting to fucking end myself immediately.

Fuck you.

>grants magical talking-to-girl powers

awww yea

>trying to force a meme this hard

That's some scoliosis right there.

You don't sound like you're ever going to be an alcoholic. A lot of cases of alcoholism spawn from trauma, abuse, and/or shame, and a lot of traumatic, abusive, and/or shameful behaviour spawned from alcohol. It's cyclical in many cases, but not all the time. Honestly, though, if I had to equate a single behaviour with alcoholism, it would be the strong and potentially secretive desire to drink during a massive hangover. That doesn't sound like what you describe.

Most people get drunk because it produces a happy feeling and dulls their senses. Why do people use any fucking drug

Look at this guy thinking liver failure isn't permanent

>Alcohol... kills more people than guns and cigarettes combined.
Why would you say some obviously retarded shit like this? Tobacco kills ~6 million per year and alcohol kills ~2.5 million people per year worldwide.