> watching sports of any kind, being a "fan" of a sports team (excludes doing sports yourself)
>watching TV series, discussing them with your friends, getting emotionally attached to them
>fetishizing cars/motorbikes in any way, watching car series, discussing cars with your friends
>having any kind of emotional attachment to brands (excludes purchasing items with brands because you consider them objectively superior)
>not consciously minimizing ad sources (adblocker, no tv, no radio since they are hopelessly commercialized) even if it means skipping some content
>giving girls emotional attention that is not reprociated, falling into "friend-zone" etc.
>being addicted to cigarettes (including """"party smokers"""")
>using social media in any way (reading and writing) but especially "posting", "sharing pictures", "liking", (excludes using private social media as an address book of distant acquaintances, like email)
watching sports of any kind, being a "fan" of a sports team (excludes doing sports yourself)
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got me with le filename xd
>not watching (euro) football
>not witnessing the ultimate drama
fuck you i like reading file names
;)
>> watching sports of any kind, being a "fan" of a sports team
>having no testosterone
>having no m8s
>sees American flag
You're AMERICAN. There is one sport that you should love: baseball. It's the ultimate American sport. The best of the best are white men (Arrieta, Babe Ruth, Greinke, Scherzer, Trout, etc).
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>implying it matters if sportsteam A or sportsteam B wins
>implying it's worth to spend countless hours of your life and SO MUCH EMOTIONAL ENERGY with this shit instead of pursuing actual goals
Funny how you managed to forget to put anime on your list there, OP, you fat NEET virginal fuck.
Good goy, worship those swarthy heroes of yours in the NFL (Nigger Felon League)
tru dat femelem
i think we can just summarize it as
>watching any type of recurring video content
Monday-Friday is for pursuing goals.
Saturday and Sunday is for (*trigger alert*) betting, drinking and watching football.
i tried to force myself to watch sports for awhile to be one of the bros. fucking can't do it
>using social media
What do you think Sup Forums is?
Is watching sports equivalent to being a cuck? You are watching other people play the game instead of enjoying it yourself.
>baseball. It's the ultimate American sport
been to a game lately? It's all spics. Sure there are whites but still.
>> watching sports of any kind, being a "fan" of a sports team (excludes doing sports yourself)
>mfw the Euros start in 16 days
>mfw three games per day for the first two weeks
>mfw going to the pub after work to watch the games with bro colleagues
Sup Forums is the antithesis of social media.
social media means:
1. having to login: account systems cause people to seek approval for their person instead of for their content (and makes people filter their speech)
2. voting/liking system: causes people to whore themselves out for karma/likes instead of focus on providing good content
Sup Forums has no login system and no voting system.
>>using social media in any way (reading and writing) but especially "posting", "sharing pictures", "liking", (excludes using private social media as an address book of distant acquaintances, like email)
Faceook is an insidious disease in my life that I can't get rid of. The 14 day delete window really fux with my willpower.
>Faceook is an insidious disease in my life that I can't get rid of. The 14 day delete window really fux with my willpower.
question: if you managed to wait the 14 days and delete your account. what about all the people that you now have no way to contact?
His guilty pleasures.
This
Just fyi we're going to kick your asses in the EU cup
I don't get watching sports or e-sports of any kind in your free time.
I only watch Dota streams while I'm eating cause there's nothing better to do while you eat than watch a commentated game, but beyond that? Why would I watch sports, there's so many things I could be doing instead that are much more fun.
I'll never understand people who watch sports/streams.
>I don't get watching sports or e-sports of any kind in your free time.
Maybe you also play the sport / vidya and you're watching to learn some pro techniques and get better?
>implying you can execute pro player techniques on your own in pubs unless you're playing with a coordinated team of friends
I agree with all of this.
However I'm a dirty smoker
This t b h. The euro leagues are more authentic and sincere. I'm 3 or so seasons in now and I simply can't go back to the SJW commie leagues we have here.
>tfw its saturday, college footbal game day
>wake up, sunny day!
>gf in bed next to you, already awake and checking her phone
>you go make breakfast, kids wake up, ITS GAMEDAY!
>mow the yard
>weed the garden
>have kids help
>wife brings out gatorade and some snacks
>finish up around 11:20a, its hot as fuck
>jump in pool, wash off
>noon, get dressed, have lunch
>game starts at 2, snooze a little until then
>friends start coming in around 1:15, party snacks already
>chill outside in the shade, sipping on beer, enjoying the warmth
>its game time
>turn on radio and tv
>sync the audio/video
>watch it inside, wifeys all chattering, having a fun time to themselves, kids are all playing, your son is trying to understand the sport
>chill with your bros for a couple outside, listening to stream
>end of game comes around, you win, everyones happy and a little buzzed
>offer to make dinner, entertain guests, keep enjoying company and drinks
>6:30 rolls around, everyones satiated and buzzed
>play in pool with everyone.
hang out, drinking with friends, listening to other games until 9 or 10 at night, listening to the crickets buzz and watching the pool lights glow as the water ripples and the kids take turns jumping in
>make sure your friends are all good to go, send them off one by one, kids all say goodbye
>wifey looks at you with those eyes as the day comes to an end, you all are beat
>put kids to bed, take a shower together, enjoy some wine and some candles
>fuck
>sleep
sports isnt just about sports. its a reaosn to come together and enjoy eachothers company, friendship, talents and warmth. we live in a world full of terrible things. sports is one of the wonderful things that all people should learn to enjoy.
Baseball is the ultimate cuck sport. It's is boring af
>gf in bed next to you
>wife brings out gatorade
gee user that was quite fast
>not buying a 200$ official jersey
>not getting a credit card with a logo of your local team
>not buying junk food to watch the game like in the commercial
what are you some kind of a racist?
YOURE A FUCKIGN NIGGER NOBODY
A FUCKIGN INCOMPETANT IGNORANT NIGGER MORON WHO COULDNT UNDERSTAND A FUCKIGN ADDITION PROBLEM
YOU TAKE THAT FUCKIGN BACK RIGHT NOW YOU LITTLE NINNY SISSY PANSY BOY
YOU CLEARLY HAVE NEVER PLAYED BASEBALL IN YOUR LFIE AND CALL IT BORING BECAUSE YOU DONT KNOW WHAT IS GOING ON
YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THE FUN THAT COMES WITH HITTING A BALL
YOU DONT KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO THROW BALLS BACK AND FORTH BETWEEN YOUR BROS
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE SATISFACTION OF CATCHING AN A BALL IN FIELD AT FIRST AND BENAING IT TO SECOND< THEN THIRD FOR A SUCCESSFUL TRIPLE PLAY
YOU WILL NEVER KNOW THE EXCITEMENT OF BASES LOADED HYPE AS EVERYONE STANDS UP AND THE TEAM HERO WALKS UP TO THE PLATE AND LAUNCHES IT RIGHT OUT OF THE FUCKIN FIELD FOR A HOMER
YOU ARE MISSING OUT ON A GREAT THING BECAUSE YOU ARE A DUMB IGNORANT UNTEACHABLE MONKEY OF A PERSON
TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW OR I WILL BEAT YOUR SOCCER BALL INTO THE GROUND WITH A BAT AS YOUR THRID WORLD VILLAGE CRIES BECAUSE LITERALLY ALL IT COULD AFFORD WAS A BALL AND TWO TRASH CANS
Who is this girl anyway?
>tfw eurocup and olympics this summer
you just hit a ball with a stick and run for it user.
whenever i wake up and see her, shes not just my wife, but that hot little bitty i fell in love with back in school
yea, but you gotta do it in the right order, and ill be damned if any old ass hole team could do a decent job making sure they dont get walked all over by some all star freak with eyes like a hawk
>> watching sports of any kind, being a "fan" of a sports team (excludes doing sports yourself)
>Hibs
>not won the Scottish Cup in 114 years
>score goal in the 93rd minute
>finally win it
>invade pitch
>clear pitch
>fans start singing Sunshine On Leith
>not being able to appreciate this because you have no prior knowledge of what it means to be a fan
(you)'s are our voting system.
Have one for the first bit.
>being alive
What a degenerate.
i find solace in the idea that sports haters simply dont know those feels, and it makes me happy that theyve never experienced it
man, i love sports.
>tfw back in grade school, you hit your stride, playing sports part time, and banging out assignments for all As while also hitting on all the girls and feeling great about life
sports is life
Yeah fuck that, I don't have a big american house and I don't like hanging out with """"""friends"""""" anyway.
I'll just continue to play videogames on my own and have a lot more fun than hanging out with people while watching sports.
I played sports for all my childhood and teenage years, and was forced to go watch the games of my team by my parents almost every weekend to the point where I loathed it and only wanted to stay at home and play videogames.
Now that I'm an adult, I do what I want and I certainly don't want to get together with anyone to watch any game no more.
>taig
enjoy your lonely death as your most prime years go slipping by
each professional sports team is just a business, they're even called franchises. So do you like to to root for some business? It's like going to mcdonalds and geting exited because they sold more burgers than in en out.
The visible cellphones are the worst
naww nigger, fuck yea i support business because unlike you, slopping burgers back and forth at work, i have a job where my workmates are my bros and i can have a great fuckign time working with them and working to make our venture a success and do good things for our community.
ye faggot
not my fault you aint appreciated a fucking thing in your life. lol, yer missing out you fuckin hater.
I'm not lonely I see people every day when I go to work.
> (excludes using private social media as an address book of distant acquaintances, like email)
I fucking hate you.
Grow a spine.
You've got bigger fish to fry than judging the hobbies of people who are better than you in every way, Germany.
The non retard sister from kiss x sis
>implying your shitty local team always wins
keep up your burger day dream alive cuck
What, do you live in LA or something? Ever been to a Royals game? A Reds game? Fuck, especially a Cubs game? GTFO you disgusting cuck.
I hope you die of a heart attack while taking a shit, so everyone can see you for what you really are.
o shit waddup!
This. Soccer is for FAGS in the USA. No offense Eurobros. I know it's a manly thing over there, but it certainly is not here.
>betting
disgusting kys you fucking idiot
money gambling is the lowest form of degeneracy
Fuck off, Mehmet. I made 170% profit this season.
>Fuck off, Mehmet
Fuck off, Ahmed.
>this season
Yeah, and probably lost 1700% in total
I just feel bad for fedora autists who don't follow any sport. There is nothing in the world that can emulate the highs and lows following a sports team can. It's a god damn testosterone-laden glue that holds modern men together, our last bastion of tribalism whete traditional male values are upheld.
good point i must admit
but desu you are describing the life of an alpha.
whatever choice he makes is from a position of strenght.
most of the people who watch sports are beta cucks that get way too much into it and don't develop their personalities otherwise
its not manly there either. our sports are real, the violence that occurs in our main 4 sports is real. soccer happenings are for faggots.
>I fucking hate you.
>Grow a spine.
please elaborate?
>existing
>moving
>breathing
>drinking
>eating
Bunch of blue pilled degenerates.
I've never thought it manly to watch athletic guys in shorts running around... especially when 99% of football fans are obese couch potatoes.
>Using social media
This is still social media you fucking autist.
You got me pegged on all except the social media thing, acting like a girl to other girls and the ad thing (I just ignore em). Nothing wrong here except for my smoking. Fuckin things are killing me. I've been smoking for 10 years now
>posting on Sup Forums
(you) is usually downvote towards me.
This guy gets it. I don't like gambling though.
>you're not man enough if you don't look manly enough and like real man's sport huurrr
ill admit, i do this often enough. it has nothing to do with being alpha. it has everything to do with having a supportive partner that you work well with.
>teamwork
pretty much
good goy, work 8 hours consume 8 hours sleep 8 hours.
On Sundays I go to my ideas of history discussion group.
yes
yeah except 80 percent of the time it's some dude watching his team alone eating junk food getting fat. Alll they can talk about if sports, and then they watch the sports news cast, where they just prattle on about nothing for 30 minutes.
You could do all you listed and just play the sport yourself in some park. and get exercise and socialize. watching sports is a passive cuck activity. And football is the worse, it takes people away from church and family and is a false idal on sunday games..
>Not wanting to drive fast cars
>Not wanting to have fun
>is the worse
not only do you not watch sports, but youve never played a sport and know nothing about sports.
go jerk off to sissy porn and reddit. your idea of sports was taught to you by movies and television. you are a fatass. you also have no friends. i know this because
>You could do all you listed and just play the sport yourself in some park
good luck with that. an adult whose actualy a well adjusted adult knows that most other adults downright refuse to play sports, and most definitely not in a park.
moms dinner dinner bell is ringing. too bad there sno father in your house.
everyone I ever knew that could talk about cars for longer then 10 minutes had an iq of 90
Now I know high IQ people with real cars and stuff, but they drive them, because they actually use their brain to make money to buy them.they don't argue about Ford vs Chevey
note op said
>>fetishizing cars/motorbikes in any way, watching car series, discussing cars with your friends
hey guys i just ate 50 chicken wings and a large pizza ima part of the team
>we are going to win hurr
anybody eating that much beforehand is going to be drinking a metric fuck ton, and be rowdy as shit
>10/10, would welcome to game
haha nigger, I lift and I ride bikes in a team; you are the fatty that can't get a full hard-on anymore from all your beer and no cardio. /fit/ and /n/ master race reporting in.
And sports "news shows" are the worst
"Can Team A come back?"
"If team A can be aggressive, if they can pass the ball, get the ball to player 1" THey literally repeat that for 30 mintues"
>an adult whose actualy a well adjusted adult knows that most other adults downright refuse to play sports,
That is just who you choose to attract. Go join an adult softball league and see how wrong your are, it's fun a s fuck. Or an adult basket ball leauge, etc.
They are all well adjusted peeps.
>he doesn't know the fun of getting some beers after you PLAY the game with your teammates instead of sitting watching someone else compete and drink
every sports fan
>lifting
>masturbating in front of a mirror
>riding bikes
you probably wear thos ehilarious ass cotumes while you jet around on your $3.6k bike.
youre a Sup Forums wannabe chad. i know this because apparently your "sports" are two boards where each sport is an independent activity. you know nothing about sports m8. you just know how to pedal hard and git gainz.
as evident by the fact that apparently all you know about sprot sis some espn meme shit you see while flipping through the channels.
pic related is you. youre so sport, you probably cant even lock your bike to a sign post without a nigger stripping it for parts.
if you even own a lock.
I'd only do it if they paid me. No fucking way I will ever do that for free.
>go play adult softball
you mean that overweight team pounding beers, pretending to play baseball, then marching down to the bar to treat the waiter slike shit, pounding even more beer?
fun, yes. but id hardly consider it a sport. at most, they meet up for "games" and practice exactly 0 days a week.
furreal. i know exactly the folks youre talking about. theyre the same people who play kickball. its nto sports. its just an excuse to get drunk for alcoholics that dont feel liek sitting at home drinking.
thats not sports. they shouldnt even be allowed to call themselves teams. its literally just alcoholics.
>the only thing in my life that connects us is facebook
who gives a fuck?
what sports fan actually are
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>what sports fan think they are, pic related
.
stay pleb forever, sports fans are good goys. I bet you know more about your team roster then you do about your congress member and their votes
stay fat forever.
whatever fag.
ima go ride down to the river and enjoy the view before moving a dryer. see ya freaks.
some teams are like that, yeah. It's still better then sitting at home watching sports, and it fits in the 'relaxation' category and "weekend thing" category
some teams actually practice and push themselves though, I suggested that to you because I figure it's all you can manage. There are also fast pitch leagues and other sport leagues for adults.
too much truth for you huh?
>reading_file_names
alright, you gave me a good kek Hans
im pretty competitive, good call.
i still think adult softball is for lazy alcoholics and sjws trying to be hip
>I'm a sociopath
ftfy
im with you on all of these points fellow soulmate
i often ask people why they have an interest for some of these shitty things and when i tell them that i find these things to be irrelevant to the whole world cause they are dumb and in no way creative or achieving anything, they always get angry
i guess its some kind of autism or i am correct and 70-80% of all people should be classified as mentally retarded
good lucl successfully starting a riot of 10 thousand white men without a sport you neet hipster wannabe