Wears diaper at 25

>wears diaper at 25

How tall is Messi?

5'11.75

1.70 m (5 ft 7 in)

It's swag, brah

6'1. Nerman is 6'4.

*blocks your path*

Imagine Messi was taller, he'd still be a world class player but not the best of our generation.

He just so unstoppable with the ball because he is the king of manlets

So if Zlatan was a manlet he would be greatest GOAT of all time?

Yes, indeed.

He would be CR7.

Imagine for a second that these guys are not world famous super rich footballers. Would you even talk to them?

Yeah, they seem pretty cool.

It is hammer time.

5'5, every reported height ever has 2 inches added

Pogba is the exception,he's reported to be 6'2 but I swear he's 6'4

too lazy to convert it but google says somewhere between 6'3 and 6'4

weirder one is sturridge, where you have some places saying 6'2 and others 5'10......

they look to cool and fashionable to talk to me

messi yeah, neymar probably no

0 chance that sturridge is above 6ft

5'9/10 seems right

I saw a pic of Klopp and Sturridge,I can assure hes in the middle around 1.84