I work at the Paint desk @ local Lowes

I work at the Paint desk @ local Lowes.

AMA

Is that some scoliosis right there?

how do you keep yourself busy?

you eat ass?

why would you think anyone would have any interest in your dead end, min wage job?

Im usually drunk. Its super busy we are one of the top 5 stores in the USA.

True story. HGTV came and did an episode of some faggot shit in our store

Yes

What do you think about the shot of black in every paint color meme?

Less of the job more of the person in a vest smiling at you and secretly putting hair in your cans of paint.

Never heard it.

I'm more suprised how i need to add white to white to make white?

if your a chick, post your tits

>scoliosis

Scoliosis is a medical condition in which a person's spine has a sideways curve.[2] The curve is usually "S"- or "C"-shaped.[2] In some the degree of curve is stable, while in others it increases over time.[3] Mild scoliosis does not typically cause problems, while severe cases can interfere with breathing.[3][5] Pain is typically not present.[6]

The cause of most cases is unknown but believed to involve a combination of genetic and environmental factors.[3] Risk factors include other affected family members.[2] It can also occur due to another condition such as muscles spasms, cerebral palsy, Marfan syndrome, and tumors such as neurofibromatosis.[2] Diagnosis is confirmed with plain X-rays.[2] Scoliosis is typically classified as either structural in which the curve is fixed or functional in which the underlying spine is normal.[2]

Treatment depends on the degree of curve, location, and cause.[2] Minor curves may simply be watched periodically.[2] Treatments may include bracing or surgery.[2] The brace must be fitted to the person and used daily until growing stops.[2] There is a lack of evidence that chiropractic manipulation, dietary supplements or exercises can prevent the condition's worsening.[2] However, exercise is still recommended due to its other health benefits.[2]

why do you put hairs in the paint?

not a chick but heres my dick

when ppl piss me off or they are rude. so when they are painting it leaves marks on the wall that they have to clean up. minor inconvenience but it still makes me laugh

do you shave with a butter knife?

i dont shave often. had to shave after getting new silicone cock ring, because silicone

i work at a child company to Lowe's so hi dad

OSH ?

what do you do there my son?

Why don’t yall sell Sherwin Williams paint?

I need a code 50 to the front please

Ace hardware fag here. Give them time, they will. Sherman Williams just bought out Valspar so they can get into the 'big box' market.

S-W fag here. I know I’m just giving him shit. HGTV paint is made by SW

That's some scoliosis right there.

Lowe's cashier fag here, I get paid more than you to just stand around and mostly do nothing

we do?

i doubt you do tbh. for such a retarded place and a meaningless job, we are rewarded fairly well. + cali life

Why don't you guys carry 320-grit wet/dry sandpaper? I need some today to wet-sand my car, but I had to go to Home Depot to get it instead.

Do you sell paint to niggers?

first off 320 sounds way to abrasive.
we have 600 - 200 wet dry

about 35% of my customers are niggers
so yes?

2000*

what do you sell?

So do homeless people ever sleep in the sheds in the front of the property?

I know so

I have a friend that is a manager at lowes. Im gonna have him get me a list of the top ten stores. Then I'm calling each store as a concerned customer and letting them know that an olive skinned male with dark hair and a few scars on his right arm has been coming in visibly drunk with alcohol on his breath.

Is that your scoliosis brace?

Everything.

My best one was a woman came in, her Father-in-law sent her to the store for a putty knife.

I got that bitch to by a gallon of bondo, a 20 assorted pack of sand paper, some wood glue, and a window screen.

She didnt get the putty knife. i still laugh about this one. fuckin epic day. i was drunk

Yes we had to get rid of the trash cans out front too because homeless people would shit in them

forgot to say once I get that list of ten, It will be easy to find out which one had a hgtv bit. easier to spot you and get you fired. cockshot may come in handy too.

Yes. also my managers would prolly know right away its me. a majority of our staff & management are usually drunk tbh.

do u cum in the paintz?

im a painter OP but in Europe can you tell me how much it costs for a 5ltr or galon of coloured latex emulsion good quality not cheap shit with hairs in it.

would if i could

50 USD

im a lowly cashier dad, they keep saying they are moving me to stock crew yet my department lead wont let them.

Not Op but it varies from $15 usd up to $60 for a gallon of paint depending on product. a gallon of typical medium grade wall paint is $25-30. A gallon of cheap shit primer is $15 and a gallon of high quality trim enamel is $60

we have an add on king right here

I don't do us dollars they're worthless pieces of paper with ink on them.
I'm a far better painter than any americunt is there much work painting where you live. Do you sell purdy, wooster or coronary brushes?

corona

I fell that one. They wont let me leave paint, I was supposed to be next in line for a specialist or service manager position. shit dont work out like it should

see
wait where did the post go ?

why don't they stock resin epoxy? I figured its a popular material

we have epoxy resin.

Depends on which side of the country you live one. East half is Wooster, in the West its Purdy.

how much do you make per hour?

low, but well enough. its ungentlemanly to discuss funds with the women folk.

not op but id have to say its probs around 11-12 since he did say cali it should be around mine. if not ima kms

can i have a job?

more than that

Pro sales specialist here. So I get paid more then both of you and do even less work.

I have a metal desk that i've taken apart and want to repaint. its just got a few rusty spots and needs minor reshaping.

my questions are procedure. Sand, primer, paint? or can i just hit barely sand and paint right over old paint?

but do you do it drunk ?

u wanan get teh rust off 100% otherwise its kinda worthless to paint it cause its jsut gunna continue to rust.

navel jelly
sand
prime
paint
rust-oleum

I see.
got it for free so putting in the labor isn't appealing.
Bitch ex-gf stole all my desks when she moved out.
Thanks for tips though.

none of the employees know where things are. I look, ask them, they look in the same spot and shrug. like resin.

download the lowes app. shit even gives u a map of the store

OP, redpill me on that cock ring combination. I've tried a few from local shops, and they never really work/stay in place. That fucker looks industrial strength!
>old dude with ED here...

Wish app in google play store
was like a dollar it broke already ive since moved to a better one.

Rocksolid was the name brand. Got it from a sex shop.
the guy there was actually pretty helpful in showing me the options they had.

stick with silicone. tight is good rememebr the whole point is to restrict blood flow. becareful tho. sometimes my dick gets 'to hard' and the head kinda turns purple and its hard to get it off.

>ive since moved to a better one
What did you move to? I don't wanna fuck around working my way up. Just tell me what's best/most effective.

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Depends on how the day is going.

ty, based user!

have you ever snorted paint?

Welp looks like I've got to get my gun.

shits usually boring. at least for me. constantly mixing paint. always stuck behind the fucking desk. shits so mind numbing

i smell the paint if thats what you mean. you can tell a lot about paint by how it smells. people bring thier paint back top me and complain about it not flowing right. i can tell when theyve added acetone or laquer thinner to the paint. and im like bruh u dont need to lie. tell me you fucked up and ill refund it.

Morning lads

>tfw every fucking online retailer that comes up in search says "out of stock"

cause its legit. real comfortable feel to it. jsut make sure to shave teh underside of ur ballsack first