Hey Sup Forums do you like my hand?

Hey Sup Forums do you like my hand?

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timestamp or i'll report you to mr moot

What happened?

it's miss moot now

That's some scoliosis right there...

Hey bro, did you really need to bump this shitty thread?

Kill it with fire

oh sorry Miss Moot

He has Pterodactyly

you remind me of something but I cant quite put my finger on it

Is your own post enough of a timestamp?

My girlfriend would be very sad

Yes I'm Quaid and I started the reactor
Yes I'm Abe on an odyssey
I'm Arbiter and gonna help masterchief
Splinter taught me well and I'm a good mutant ninja turtle

So can you grip a ball for us and take a pic of it? NOT YOUR TESTICLES OR PENIS, I MEAN A SOCCER OR BASKETBALL!!!

This makes me wonder about your ding dong

>770▶
>File: eygokn[1].png (1.31 MB, 783x901)


nice fotoshop you goy

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hi abe

Pretty shitty Photoshop faggot.

Do a webm/gif of what you can do with it

no

How do you jerk off with that?

Have you ever been fingering a girl with your good hand and then been like...

"Now it's time for....THE CLAW" and then rammed that thing into her ass?

also, Raziel from legacy of Kain

holy kek

Is this called albuminosis?

Krab man, is that you ? Haven't seen you in a while. How've you been ?

Have you fingered a girl with that hand?

I remember you

Is this okay? All I have at hand is this chocolate milk bottle

newfag

Sure, give me some time to get out ffmpeg

I jerk off with a nice claw grip.

Nope. Using it to finger also isn't very comfortable for me due to me being right handed.

Yes

sorry forgot :(

I'm good user, thanks :3 I hope you are good too!

So.... how do you flip people off????

keked

using your finger to hold it that way triggers me

How does something like that happen

This wins

yo wtf happened to your middle finger

That's some scoliosis right there.

Im sorry but thats fucking disgusting, put a glove over it or something

Show me an x ray of your hand, lobster boy

The request for a pic was implied
Pls respond

I bet he goes to restaurants and uses the silverware.

hows he gonna put a glove on it you dingus, think before you type before looking like a above average melon.

Give her the CLAW! O my fucking god Im in tears.

wait, i remember this guy..

dade

then he'd look like the penguin.

Do you tie your shoes?

no dick pics sorry user

sorry :(

Misplayed a fusioncard

hell yeah all the time I got stacks

Hello friend

I got mad flips boi

Hell yeah looks badass
Should superglue some X-acto blades to your fingernails and claw some people up

I don't.

Does the tip glow?

I think I had a picture of your hand called "hardcore trekkie" or something...can't fucking find it

then chop it off and put a robot hand on it for fuck sake this is worse then those shitty maggots under the skin pics

Have you ever gotten laid before?
>prostitutes do not count

>I got mad flips boi
This is confusing as fuck
It looks both like you're flipping and pointing at something at the same time

Can you pick something up with it?

with shoelace

id rate it 4/5

Was your mom taking thalidomide?

Kek

Didn’t you post here a few years ago?

check em OP

OH SHIT NIGGER

You are a mudokon

jesus. you suck at this

Cocio, verdens bedste chokolademælk.

I make a thread twice a year or so

like what?

Nah I like it

I'll do the trekkie thing later friend

I'm 25 now. I've had many girlfriends. Been in current relationship for a year. Pictured: gf

>Pictured: gf
your gf really spent money on that shirt?

Your gf has a really manly face

youtube.com/watch?v=tV5wmDhzgY8

post her tits
and does she have a claw too? shes hiding her hand

ever negative reactions? like "what is that?" "fuck"

You are entitled to your opinion of her chin

Nah. And no she's 100% physically fine

no I did. She borrowed it cause it's really comfy

I remember you from years ago user

>THE CLAW
my sides

you should have to go away

4/4

>the bad guy from Inspector Gadget

idk i dont like any hands

why your hand look like that?

A can of soda, or something? To show the grip potential

is your other hand the same?

gotta say man, i bet that finger rocks some pussy
noticed you have standard keyboard, hows your wpm
has your girl ever asked for that finger specifically and in what way?
bumping with pics from my "2 finger club" folder

hes the fucking penguin

show us both of your hands

The video please.

I've had incels get angry at me in person when out with girlfriends saying I don't deserve a gf and that they're retarded for being with a freak like me instead of them.

born with it. I also have a fucked up leg!

Scroll up, I grabbed a bottle.

Other hand is normal.

Nah

They've never specifically asked.

does it feel like a regular hand? Like, do you still move your fingers as if you had 5, or does it feel different to control?

GOT MY HANDS FULL (HAHAHAHA) IT'S COMING FRIEND

>I've had incels get angry at me in person when out with girlfriends saying I don't deserve a gf

wtf? who are these people? where do you encounter these people? anyway i can identify people like this?

Looks infected, u should check it for parasites and these dubs

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Quaid. Start the reactor!

>I've had incels get angry at me in person when out with girlfriends saying I don't deserve a gf and that they're retarded for being with a freak like me instead of them.
OP is alpha as fuck

anything else enhanced on your left side?

why is your leg bandaged and how does it look like without it

you belong in the sewer. maybe you can crawl around down there and reach up and try to grab people?

wtf is that a second foot under your own foot?

I feel bad for laughing at this.

Your hand is Stupid. Your other hand is ashamed. You should kill yourself and bring honor back to your not deformed good hand

This is what I want to know

those are slippers, faggot

do you play piano?