Walk into your bedroom

>Walk into your bedroom
>You find Taylor Swift standing there
Wat do?

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turn 360 degrees and walk away

Go back to math class dumb kid.

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kick her in the jaw

Nice trips

That's some scoliosis right there.

>Wat do?

Ask her if she'd like to fuck.

Punch her in the face, toss her over the side of my bed, pull up her skirt and anally rape her until her shit is on my cock, then make her suck it.

what the fuck dude

Proceed to fuck her then ask her for payment

Grab her head and hate fuck her ugly horse face.

these

"get the fuck out of here cunt"

inform her that she's gotten progressively worse as her style moved away from the pop-country of the first one, and that the new album is fucking awful, and she should either leave or take off her clothes and let me fuck some sense into her

It's an ancient meme, newfag.

Trips lmao

Check my medication drawer as I clearly took too much of something.

Unplug her. That animatronic creature is likely to frighten the children.

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try to figure out how my life sized cut out of tay tay came to life?

That's some scoliosis right there.

this gay meme

youre as gay as the niki six shit threads

you wouldn't even know it if someone did post a pic of someone with scoliosis

>sees Taylor Swift
>"the fuck are you doing in my house and how did you find it?"
>"And your music is shit."

this

it's the same faggot

You know, theres this thing called rape. Dont know if you've heard of it though.

I'd ask how she wanted me to worship her

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sing a duet with taylor

kiss her on the cheek and ask her how her day was

Throw the bitch to the curb. Never understood why anyone thinks she is all that.

buy a train ticket to Auschwitz cause i'm jew

"How'd you get in here?"

Anally rape her so good she will never ever get over it.

rape

Make her dress like trap Bugs Bunny in Kill the Wabbit.

ASK IF I COULD SUCK HIS COCK.

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Hardest fap I've had to endure.

"Yo snowflake, lemme hold $50"

beat her until the kitchen was clean.

genuily hug her, tell her 'i like you music'

then have a romantic dinner

and in the end give her a lift to her place

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WHOA I DID A REVERSE GOOGLE IMAGE SEARCH AND GOT TEH FBI IP LOGGED MESSAGE. WTF?

IS H/SHE UNDERAGE?

Say to her that her new album is shit and not as good as the last few

thank you

I CAN'T DECIDE IF HES PRETTY OR NOT.

Is she peoples standard of "hot" these days? Because ive seen plenty of women who are a hell of alot more attractive that's not famous.

But to answer the question id say get out

>Because ive seen plenty of women who are a hell of alot more attractive that's not famous


AND I HAVE SEEN TONS OF MEN MORE HANDSOME THAN TOM HARDY AND THEY AREN'T FAMOUS.

GUESS WHY? THEY HAVE NO FUCKING TALENT YOU DIPSHIT.

SHE COMES OFF AS BAT SHIT CRAZY IN HER COSMOS WELCOME TO MY HOME BIT.

IF SHE DIDN'T BECOME A SINGER MY GUESS IS NURSE AND THEN ANGEL OF DEATH AT AN OLD AGE HOME.

Tell her that's some scoliosis right there

attraction is more than just appearances

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LOL. FOUND THE UGLY FAT KID WHO TALKS TO MUMMY TOO MUCH.

“Get out of my house before I call the police”

Raep

YOU MUST BE A FAG. IF TAYLOR SWIFT WAS IN MY HOUSE I WOULD LET HER DO WHATEVER THE FUCK SHE WANTS INCLUDING STEALING MY CATS,

1. ASK HER WTF IS SHE DOING IN MY HOUSE

2. OFFER HER SOME FRESHLY GROUNDED JAMAICAN BLUE MOUNTAIN COFFEE

IF SHE SAYS YES:

3A) ASK HER TO GIVE ME ALL THE GOSSIP ON SELENA AND JUTIN

IF SHE SAYS NO:

3B) SLAP HER FACE AND TELL HER ONLY FUCKING WEIRDOS DON'T DRINK COFFEE AND ASK HER TO LEAVE

Slap her ass... Then see her again in court when she sues me.

IN YOUR HOUSE FAT FUCK? YOUR MUMMY AND DADDY WOULD BE WITNESSES.

The majority of celebrities are rude, stuck up and arrogant you dipshit in case you didn't notice. Talent is irrelevant if you are a shitty human being.

HOW MANY HAVE YOU MET SHUT IN KISSLESS VIRGIN?

THE VAST MAJORITY WANT TO ACT AND GTFO HOLLYWOOD AND LIVE THEIR LIFE IN PEACE. YOU FOLLOW HE LOWLY TIERS

KILL THIS REPTILIAN THING WITH FIRE

Hyperkek

The door are in front of you, you one you is total dumbfuck.

Wtf learn to english

THAT PIC IS FROM THIS:

WATCH IT TO SEE HOW HARD IT IS FOR HER TO HIDE JUST HOW CRAZY SHE IS.

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8:20 IS THE MONEY SHOT

Suck her dick

10/10 qt 3.14 celebs thread

Kissless virgin? lmao please dont mistake me for yourself kid. I've known many down to earth girls throughout my life who were alot more attractive than her. Not to mention good people. Sorry im not sprung like you over an average looking like taylor lmao.

>scoliosed

>down to earth girls throughout my life who were alot more attractive than her.


LOL.OK SHUT IN BALDING 55 YEAR OLD OVER MEDICATED WEIRDO. THERE S A REASON WOMEN GO "EWWWW" WHEN YOU WALK IN.

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go to bed sage

/cringeanarchy

Tell her she has to eat a bowl of eggs.

she's vegan

Even better.

>She's not vegan, she's only social engineering and pretending, she/it 's a REPTILIAN shapeshifter agent, and they all eat meat nicely

Cut her face off and staple it to the back of her head, so we can be face to face while I fuck her...

Show bob and vagene or gtfo

>truth