Sup b, how do i become more alpha?

sup b, how do i become more alpha?

lose a brow

get some ears

> inb4 ears

First step: Dont look like a tic-tac you faggot

by not reposting old pics

sound advice

If you turn your head to the side and you look like a pancake, get surgery to become a human battle-axe and just headbutt people- bystanders will be so confused yet enthralled with your amazing display of your pancake head that they won't even question their imminent demise as they are brutally chopped to pieces.

don't do it

Get a wider head.

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Kekd and checked. Underrated.

i'll allow it op

kek

>sup b, how do i become more alpha?

Grow ears.

stop wearing bracelets and fkn necklaces .. and shave your head.. and start wearing black clothes.. and no fkn skinny clothes..

take your photograph from further away with a zoom lens. the distortion from the lens will make your face appear wider, more solid and more masculine. use a tripod on the other side of the room, a timer and max zoom

>fkn

Thanks for cleaning that up, bud. Wouldn't want the f-word plastered over my wholesome board.

Step 1. Practise a religion that believes in reincarnation.
Step 2. Become a hero.
Step 3. Hope the RNGesus you pray to from step 1 is a bit less evil than the cunt who decided that you should look like that.
Step 4. Profit.

This post has more double periods than a bitch with two cunts.

You can't. Enjoy permanent virginity.

Why the long face?

Get a guy to kiss you and blow some air into your balloon head

At least you're not black

Pic isnt op some ugly cunt from twitter

Are you proud of yourself there?

Not funny. Skeletal open bite is a serious condition.

You don't need to change anything. You have your pure, superior Aryan genes.

Why the fuck hasn't this been checked

It has. By you, now.

Be an asshole

Grow some ears

Plastic surgery

grow some facial hair if possible
i think a full face beard would do you good
imho facial hair is a man's makeup, but permanent

Holy fuck its beaker.
He's a human muppet

shave your head
grow a beard

You look great bro! Don't change a thing!

Right? Chicks only go for douchbag swagbro assholes who cheat on them, and nice guys like us are left on the shelf to die alone. Fucking WHORES!

Can't grow a beard. I haven't started HRT yet.

Beaker is my nigga.

You can't spell fears without ears. Think about it. Alphas have no fears, and that's why OP is the true peak of human evolution.