It's my birthday Sup Forums and i could use a good fap...

it's my birthday Sup Forums and i could use a good fap. any of you perverts specialize pics/vids of tiny girls say under 5 feet tall and under 100 lbs?

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It's also Charles Manson's birthday

Bump

bumpin w/ cats

yeah i'd forgotten about that one!

this is the only pick of a local hooker i fucked for 6 months some years ago
4'11"
90 lbs
hot sex it was

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bump

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how much does sarah weigh?

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Sorry my fetish is girls 5'1 and 101 pounds

our leader with be released soon!

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i don't know. she's a vegetarian though, so probably not much

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Jesus Christ that room. Why are so many women fucking disgusting

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holly shit man
makes me cringe so hard
makes me remember mr. bean new year eve party...
it's so sad it hurts

Got a source on that one?

"woman"

it's the reality for many Sup Forums posters

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that would tiny girl deluxe piper perri

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for you OP

fuck i wanna leave but the cringe is too fascinating

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These are some strangely cute manchildren

worth every dollar, holy fuck

He went full autist, never go full autist.

>tfw nobody loves you enough to bake you a birthday pretzel

Nothing wrong with spending quality time with your family. There comes a time when you wont be able spend any time with them and you will be left with regret.

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The plural form of woman is women. Surely he was right?

Sauce. This makes me wanna break no nut November.

oh lord i still wack it to memories of her

cant find this actual video from povd

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>There comes a time when you wont be able spend any time with them and you will be left with regret.

>all alone for birthday
>still need to post birthday pic to social media
>buy world's single serving birthday cake fro walmart
>set timer on camera
>grab cat and run back to chair
>use last bit of your soul to force a smile
*FLASH*
>die inside

she escorts too
prolly few g's to fuck her all night long
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>implying pic related is over 18 aka an adult woman

old pic set from 7+ years ago

t. expert in birthday pics

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i...i...
i haven't celebrated my birthday in so many years.
soldier on, user.

of course a birthday with family is awsome. but all those pics look so empty, i don't, it may not be true, I must be wrong, but they feel like no fun at all

Like the parents are happy to give their loved son a birthday, but the guys are not enjoying it

can't remember where that pov was from

maybe you should start

Kayla?

Fucking searching like crazy.

this is the saddest one ever

Fuck, that cake looks delicious

How much was she per hour/half hour?

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Congratulations on your birthday. The best gift would be a get-out-of-Sup Forums free card.

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hook us up Sup Forumsro

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Happy Birthday. Go get yourself a hooker or visit an AMP instead of jerking off. You deserve a little excitement to mark the occasion.

these are the kind of birthdays you get when you don't kys

Bravo guys, was expecting this to turn and get removed so quickly, but Sup Forums birthday's instead.

no... i'm just dead inside.
can't get a job because of my depression.
can't get meds for my depression cuz i don't have a job.

god... i think i'm done this time.

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I'M 100% ITALIAN!

>Grinning roastie.

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i heard piper is $3,000 for the night

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poor Julius
I'm glad Sup Forums made him a present

Lil Lexy.

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CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT

Wtf is with all these weird birthday pics. Can't fap to this.

fuck that brings me down...

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NGTHY

how's this?

Are you in the US?

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Man, that sucks, but the reality is that YOU are ultimately in charge of what happens with your life. The world is a chaotic mess, which is terrifying and also kind of great. Find something you care about or really enjoy, and just fucking dive into it. MAKE a purpose for yourself.

truth user truth

I see it uninteresting bordem in the kids eyes too. Maybe being a parent makes me see it different. I have 2 boys ages 10 and 7 and the 10 year old is already starting to pull away. Doesn't want to hold my hand anymore, gets embarrassed by me in public, etc. That's all normal kid behavior and while I'm glad kids start to be independent, I'm sad that the kid I carried home from the hospital is growing up. Once they are grown up you never get "your kid" back. As a parent you want to hold onto your kids youth as long as you can.

Which was?

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yeah shes hot as fuck for a 2-bit hooker

Noice

Fuuuuuuckk that. I'd rather save 2900 and find a $100 whore

6/10 wpuld smash

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yeah, i'm in SC (and that's not Southern California)

I like to code. Nothing fancy.
Since I gave up I have been creating a login/password for a website.
I don't know if anyone will see it.

But I get obsessed with everything.
I'm just an addict who changes addictions.

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Exercise, eat as few carbs as possible and go outside.