Where is the most unusual place you've masturbated?

Where is the most unusual place you've masturbated?

in the school computer lab

Directly next to my friend and she did not realize. I am also a girl.

kik?

Were there other people in the room too?

Was she sleeping? Where were you?

My car in the parking lot of Notre Dame stadium at 4am.

on a train in the early afternoon/at night, more than four times

>Be me, 11 or 12
>On holiday in spain
>Love snorkeling
>Loafing around on the surface, looking at fish at shit
>Horny out of nowhere
>Kind of far out, no-one around
>Fap face down in the water whilst floating around
>Snorkel so no need to look around, just look like someone snorkeling from above
>Cum buckets in the sea
>Good times

Were there other people riding as well? How close were they?

inside of a walmart, next to the toys, safe to say some of my cum hit a few lego sets

In my therapists office behind the door. I smeared the cum under her desk.

In the woods.

In the bathroom of my first job, on the second day.

In the same room as my female cousins, who I was talking to at the time.

I am a deviant.

I have a few good ones but I'm not saying cuz I don't want any of it going into my NSA profile.

I was alone in the compartment. There is approx 10 train compartments on one carriage, but there was always ppl walking by, i just had my trusty coat on my crotch if i suspected someone would come.
Two times(of the at least 4) the carriage was one huge open space, they were maybe like half full.

On a rooftop swimming pool overseeing Miami Beach. Shit was cash

That's not unusual, that's just boss. Was anybody with you?

On a small aluminium boat in the Indian Ocean. Fed the jizzums to the fishies

In dentist's toilet, on those little rails wheelpeople use to shit.

On the street outside my house. I took full advantage of a night time power cut. Ending up cumming all over the door handle of a car that belonged to my neighbours 18 year old daughter :D

was sleeping over my friends’ house and we were all watching a movie at night with the lights off and I had a couch to myself while the other 3 people sat on the other couch. I jacked off under my blanket and swallowed my cum without getting caught lol.

>swallowed my cum without getting caught lol

How did you manage to swallow your cum?

>In car in large store parking lots while waiting for someone else to shop
>Woods/parks while out for a long walk.
>Desolate beach near where I live both day and night
>Work bathroom, went through a phase where I did it nearly every day

I like to fap. A lot.

just swiped it up from my cock and into my mouth lol, I think I jacked off in their bathroom a little bit earlier so it wasn’t too much cum haha

In a church under Jesus next to my girlfriend, we were leading our church's youth group. They were in another room.

when i was 11 i jerked off in a deaf school playground
never got found out
still ashamed of myself

samefag here
1 block away from my ex's hose (we were together then)

sears bathroom

its me again
in my dorm room, next to my 2 roommates. sometimes in bed, sometimes in front of my PC. never got caught

who would've guessed, i cant stop.
like every toilet at an unfamiliar place

In the car while driving.

>be in school
>in room by myself all day (was back after a week of suspension)
>near end of day
>decide to masturbate to pass time
>nowhere to jizz
>holdon.jpeg
>shelf of books next to me
>snatch book, open up, cum inside.
>return book to shelf
>fall asleep until home time
>feels good for rest of day :)

On a train that had had been standing still for up to 3 h because someone jumped infront of it

...

Hospital parking lot, while I was on lunch break

In a bathtub at a family gathering

The absolute madman

driving across nevada, take side-trip.
no one around, jerk it in broad daylight.
glorious.

>be me
>drive a box truck for work
>sometimes i'll park and whack off in the cargo area
>mfw my boss thinks i'm a dedicated, hard working guy
fucking dumbass

I've done the same on a hike in central California

In a park, nothing special I think.
Oh, and when I was in junior highschool (13-16) I went out to the toilet during lesson, and jerked it off to some vagine picture in biology book. I still remember how I took it under my jacket. It was funny I think.