Philadelphia Phillies vs. Washington Nationals game thread

Phils home opener in beautiful Citizens Bank Park

Classic pitcher's duel, Velasquez vs. Scherzer

get in here lads

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>either nats lose and you're in first or phils lose you get to make fun of us

The Barves could get bootyblasted by both of these shit teams.

when will philly baseball be back bros?

Bryce "mad at the world" harper

That was a strike you blind monkey

:( fuck bryce

Bryce Harper is better than any person from Philthy.

>murphy hit .347 last season

waht the literal fuck

pls no harper

I'm unironically afraid of a no-hitter right now. fuck this spooky-eyed freak

>Jayson Werthless

>vince settling in

Enjoy 4th place Phillies.

Yet again, you forget what a disaster the marlins and barves are! We have a real shot for 3rd this year.

Apologise.

Barves will be 3rd.
Marlins 5.
You 4th. Go Nats.

1. mest
2. nats
3/4 phils or barves
5. fish

we can all agree on this :^)

I can agree on that.

He is so fucking shook right now i swear

agreed dude

Barves fan here, I'll take him.

>Matt Wieners.

Nasty stuff

Enjoy 5th place Phillies.

Yeah

Why cat I hold all these dingers?

Don't worry we'll have some magic moments

At least they made it interesting at the end