Wow really makes you think

wow really makes you think...

Now I'm voting for Clinton.

What the hell? I hate Farage now.

ITT:
things that totally happened
Post more bullshit

>50 mph
Absolutely necessary for a treadmill

That's it, I'm now a #jebhead

she was probably the hacker named Sup Forums

Anyone who can't run 50MPH is low energy anyway.

Why only 12-month? The gym seems kinda sexist

>hacking a treadmill with a phone
Who is this Sup Forums and how do we stop him?

As a man, I'm ashamed to wish he whistled at me instead. :(

>business rewards you for subjecting it to legal actions

> Not using your phone to hack treadmills
2016

Twist: Prison Gym.

>Hacking a thread mill with a phone

Highly unlikely.

>Thread mill going > 15 MPH

Impossible.

>12 month subscription

Yeah fucking right

It's fake you dummy.

>Hacking a treadmill
>With a phone
>Treadmills can go 50 mph
>Implying anyone would whistle at that girl in the first place

Damn, a lot of detectives on Sup Forums today

50 mph is fast af bruh, pretty sure it'd break and she'd have to pay for it.

That man on the treadmill?

Donald Trump.

what the fuck is that punctuation

There's a convention in town, Hans. Don't mind them.

You don't have to be a detective to know a treadmill can't go 50 MPH, fat ass.

Elementary my dear Hans

Anyone else actually kinda like this shitposting?

btw I am having a thrill for the hilldawg now

#ShillforHill

> Hacking a treadmill
> The same treadmill can go at 50 mph
Is this what women not only believe, but do for fun?

>50 mph
either this was intended as bait or the maker is really fat and has never used a treadmill before

>either this was intended as bait or the maker is really fat and has never used a treadmill before

yes

>mph

JUST
KILL
YOURSELF

Trump BTFO
#I'mWithHer now

that's it, I'm a #cruzmissile now

That's all the convincing I need.

I am now a #CruzMissle

Is this tumblr/ledit spam shit?

I've seen many "makes you think..." over stupid stuff

alright, that settles it
#refugees welcome

>A strong, confident womyn was wearing a Drumpf hat in the gym
>later I saw her going to the bench press
>used my telekinetic patriachy-powers to set it to 400kg
>the immediately drops the bar and it cuts both her and the bench she was lying on in half and the owner gave me my own harem of 3DPD asian girls

>I used my phone to hack a treadmill

>Not activating your almonds

If this guy had, he's be able to keep up with the treadmill easily.

I love this shit.

this picture is fucking precious lmao

It was 50 meters per hour.

I'm a #RefugeeMissile now

Watch Dogs is real.

>Hacking with a phone
Wow mr.Robot 2.0 watch the fuck out.

Wait, are you telling me that people know I'm an avid dragon dildo enthusiast when I walk down the street now?

>sent someone flying 50mph from like 1mph
>he didnt get whiplash and die

>implying that isn't common knowledge by know

He was a straight white male. Who cares if he died?

Wow. I'm a #cruzmissle now

And that treadmills name? Albert Einstein

is it even possible to hack tradmil with phones?

Haven't you played Watch Dogs? Of course you didn't. You're not into nerd culture like this gamergurl

>things that never happened

You didn't even point out the the least believable part of the story; her going to the gym.

*uproarious applause*
*audience members clawing their face, beating their chests, and rending their garments*
*prolonged laughter and shrieking reduces their voices to cackles*
*every single one of them votes for hillary*

Really makes you think.
$I'mWithHer

Laughed. Here's an upvote my friend.

WTF I hate gyms now
I am now at the #O'MalleyRally

Can we ban everyone who says "wow really makes you think"?

Now I'm a #cruzmissile

I'd sign that petition

This one

what did he mean by this?

>used my phone to hack it

Wow. Women sure are smart.

holy shit this post wins the thread

Nope this one