ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Jurassic Park with daemons and space.

Hillbilly fucks sister and almost kills dad.

Man fucks kids and wife.

>Be me, human vibrator
>My mom wants to fuck me
>Dad is pathetic faggot loser
>Yada yada yada
>Two coats of wax this time

Doom?

A Serbian Film

Old man plays god and a math nerd helps save the day.

Back to the Future

Yes.

No.

>Girl is raped by Sup Forumstards.
>Mother is a cunt.

>Loser plays with his peepee
>Thinks about girl
>Different girl walks in on him
>Thinks he's fapping to her
>Also, faggot from Milk

Carrie

Correct.

>Man travels to Chicago
>Later, he carries bloody suitcase

Starship Troopers
or
Pitch Black

>Good actor plays bad actor
>Fakes death
>Then people really die
>Then lots of people die
>Then tons of people die
>"I killed your son. Make that both sons. I made you kill your wife. And now I've killed you."
>The End

The Mist?
kek

>Humans run around doing stuff
>Some of them aren't human?
>Real humans die
>Fake humans die
>Et cetera

Also no. Does the phrase Dinosaur Man help?

Nope
got it.

>young wizard
>war
>cold
>enemy becomes friend

Blade Runner?

Italians take on the dinosaur dimension and sludge.

> dude fucks apple pie more than women

>Does the phrase Dinosaur Man help?
Not really. I'm trying to remember a movie set on another planet in space from back in the 50s. Dinosaur Planet or something.

Also, another guess: One Million Years B.C. starring Raquel Welch.

This feels like an old movie, for some reason. Maybe I'm way off.

Yes!

>Nigger dies
>Comes back to life
>CGI Gecko

American Pie

RE: Blade Runner - yeah boiii

RE: Dinosaur Man daemon space film, maybe if I say the film features a shitty Latin phrase as a big plot feature, that'll help?

>CGI Gecko
Edge of Tomorrow?

>There's this girl who is a giant cunt
>She's an SJW faggot who loves Sylvia Plath
>Douchebag with long hair makes flooring confession: he hates peas
>They play paintball together
>Takes place in Seattle
>Soundtrack by shitty chick bands

Cave man is cool, wants sum fuk.

Yes!

Squirrel and other animals go into a house and steals food for the winter

fast times at ridgemont high?

...

a judge fights for the law by killing a bunch of people. his boss approves this.

Year One?

Over the Hedge.

Judge Dredd.

Dredd

i liked the energy drink scene.

>Edge of Tomorrow?
No. Older (but not an "old movie").

Encino Man

You got it.

Nope.

Judge dredd

The mother fucking punisher

a man falsely accused of hitting his girlfriend commits suicide

Encino Man is correct!

10 things I hate about you

Harry Potter?

Yes

The Room

>Woman makes man jerk off onto lettuce.
>Hairy pussy.
>Woman eats cum.

Spawn

not harry potter

old man gets his car stolen and then incest happens

I'm half surprised people on Sup Forums know that movie. Well, maybe I shouldn't be.

Yes.

Ichi the Killer?

Yes.

Event Horizon

911 in spaaaaaace

YES. AT FUCKING LAST YES.

>steve takes the diamonds

>Ichi the Killer?
Nope.

Man sees guy and fights him till they blow some shit up and realize they both fucked the same girl.

>two idiots in a desert and miss their chance to leave town
>meets a cumbucket who likes sand
>nearly killed by monsters
>community gather and kill monsters with the help of 2nd amendment

Reservoir Dogs?

Mario Bros movie

Heh
That Latin phrase used to scare the shit out of me.

Holes?

Gran Torino

Tremors

>A good natured banker from Maine receives a free colon exam
>The Kurgan doesn't throw him off of a roof
>Also, pie

Fight Club

the grifter?

EM is one of my favorites

Yup!

Slept with a girl who had it as a tattoo... Mistakes made but worth it to see the words jiggle.

yup

>living is expensive n shit
>gotta find some money up in the attic
>fucking nada
>surprise pirate scavenger hunt

yup

5 people including a crazy and a retard trapped in a rubix cube

NOICE!

Are you serious? I don't remember any dinos in that movie, dude. Then again, I only saw the second half on TV.

Oh wait, I get it now. Dinosaur man. Same actor. Clever.

I'm stupid, apparently.

The Goonies

The entire Saw franchise

No, it's from the 1970s

Cube

Cube

yup

Tremors?

>a virgin decides to throw a party
>burns down the neighborhood

Nope its not that well known

Yep!

No worries, looks like it through everyone off.

Shawshank Redemption

A couple of kids sail to the end of the world and meet jesus

Men in Black?

Judge dredd?

Nope

>loads of nigs
>tough guy partners with old fart
>loads of nigs
>crash patrol car
>old fart gets shot
>tough guy copies the old farts schtick

>rick helps faggot sell rekt threads
>rick dies

>Actor is the brother of the guy who sings in famous rock band
>"Say, that's a nice bike."
>Motherfucker steals the bike!
>Kills bike owner, off camera
>Plot Twist: HE ISN'T BLACK
>Also, it's probably not the kind of bike you're thinking of

Every episode of Cops?

No but seriously, Beverly Hills Cop?

>my friend got stolen by a xenomorph: the TV series

Lethal Weapon

>be child
>with super kickass tottalynotasatanist babysitter
> turns out she is actually a satanist

MFW

>bubbles in pond
>suddenly lava
>lava fucking everywhere
>nothing is safe
>not even firetrucks
>man, fuck lava

Alien?