ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

Volume II

Copying mine that did not get answered yet

>man and brother lose their father
>sister returns home to claim inheritance from dead dad
>sharp conflict ensues

Alright, I gotta dumb this one down into easy mode.

>Man visits Chicago
>Friends with drug dealer
>People die
>More people die
>Everyone dies but the man
>He caries a bloody suitcase at the end

Builder of a starship with daemons on it is instead hired to travel to an exotic island with his by a crazy old man.

Old man dun fucked up.

Math nerd puts water on his wife's hand.

>to an exotic island with his
With his what?

Falling Down?

wife, I fucked it.

>vietnam flashback
>plane crash
>nigger and white woman stuck on mountain
>they end up fucking

>boy sees dead people

Contact?

Unanswered from the last thread:

>Girl dies writing a book
>Science man husband tries to finish it
>Symbolism and shit

>Dumb kid and nerds make 3d printed voice box.
>Plays a tune.
>PLANE RIDE.
>nope.wav
>Running.
>Nokia tune.
>Bottle of piss.
>The end.

>Falling Down?
I hate to spoil that movie for anyone who hasn't seen it but..

[spoilers ahead]
He definitely dies at the end. DFens gets shot by Robert Duvall.
[/spoilers]

The guy in my movie lives. It's just everyone else that dies.

The Sixth Sense

or

Braveheart (if you were being tricky)

Nope.

Sixth sense
> i see white people

Jurassic Park
Lol

lol i was not being tricky.

Brothers with esp, cause mayhem and destruction. Race to see who kills who first.

Thanks dick. I havent actually seen that 20 year old movie so now you ruined it.

But seriously, I only guessed based on like, a poster of Douglas carrying a briefcase and a gun

Yes! Was my post on the other thread too much of a give away?

undercover brother?

>faggot code breaker
>88

Thor: Ragnarok

Just a bit. Your wordplay games are getting easy. Haha

>big Indian guy
>bitch ass nurse
>freedom

The past 2 weeks were all part of intensive therapy

The Imitation Game

The Imitation Game

One flew over the cuckoo's nest

ding ding ding

Correct!

Jurassic Park electric boogaloo v2

>bongs lose at cards
>fucked.jpg
>weed
>shootout
>dem guns

Unanswered

>whatacunt.jpg
>What the fuck is happening
>I dunno but its cool as shit
>Symbolism
>More symbolism
>Violent murder
bonus
>"I'm so fucked up"

>Math nerd puts water on his wife's hand.
Dude, she's not his fucking wife. Are you high? He never met her before they got to the island.

("He" being Jeff Goldblum's character, the mathematician/chaos theorist who puts water on her hand, not Sam Neill).

No wonder I couldn't figure this shit out.

>A bunch of people die trying to kill a man, who also dies, on the orders of another man, who also dies.
>Also Ben Affleck gets the shot the fuck up and dumped in a river half-way through

Close enough.

End of evangelion?

Episode 3 of murder calls

>tard accomplishes more than all of us in his life

>his
By which I mean the deamonic starship builder, faggot.

winrar

Yes, well played sir

Forrest Gump

Because he couldnt use seperate pronouns it sounded like that but he was referring to the archeologist not the math dude when he said his wife

>order 66

>>.750833037
Easymode hint

>Wolverine in space
>Nowhere near as awesome as that sounds

Forrest Gump and / or any of iDubbzTV's content.

The math nerd put water on the starship creators wife's hand.

correc

smokin' aces

correct also works

Here we go again

Movie 1:
>Troubled psychic raped by her dad and his scary friend.
Extra clue:
>His scary friend borrows her dad's face

Movie 2:
>Serial killer addicted to cholesterol fucks his son's girlfriend.
Extra clues:
> Her eyes get eaten
> It's a terrible film

Movie 3:
> Old Jew saves Hitler from a Nazi
Extra clue:
> "Shut up you ugly bitch!"

EZ-mode
Movie 4:
> Man gets job
> Man draws circle
> Man gets promoted
> Man jumps off building, survives
> Man draws another circle
> The end

the fountain

>treehouse
>weed
>asshole hillbillys

Whoops--fucked up the anchor.

>rasta looking mother fucker and german jawline
>grunting and moaning

>They made this how?
>Musical origami
>feels.jpg

>man gets fired
>needs to make money end of day

Ez mode is hudsucker proxy

Well, that's what we call a contextually ambiguous use of pronouns, friendo. Watch it!

(They aren't married either, btw)

>Christian ideal murder porn that has too many sequels

Friday

>nobody wants the nigger
>nigger and white man smoke a joint
>later, everybody likes the nigger

Rastamouse

the fucking fountain

>Movie 1:
>>Troubled psychic raped by her dad and his scary friend.
>Extra clue:
>>His scary friend borrows her dad's face
It

>Movie 2:
>>Serial killer addicted to cholesterol fucks his son's girlfriend.
>Extra clues:
>> Her eyes get eaten
>> It's a terrible film
The Greasy Strangler

Movie 1 - faceoff?

girl gets pregnant
baby is evil

Gorrest fump

>10% charged
>more % charged
>100% charged

Ding ding ding.

Saw

Saw

But Se7en kinda also works

>too many sequels
Saw or this thread

lucy

Seed of chucky

Iron Man

> Guy on Mt.Rushmore
>At the top of a hill
>Cuba

winrars

dude, that movie is a lot better than wolverine in space, kek

Man finds out his autobiography is a book about his life

Rosemary's Baby

Yep

what the fuck?
not my movie but trips don't lie.
i guess you win

Scary movie. Can keep away bad guy with diet coke and coffee grounds

Shhhh..n we can't let anyone know we're married. Here's a part of my kilt.
I just wanna be a farmer but the English are being all crae!
I'm totally gonna bang that French chick!!

I'll go easy on you faggots

>Tell me, do you bleed?
>You will

Braveheart

Nightmare on elm street

>Be me, stupid fucking nigger
>Ooga booga bix nood!
>White people.jpg
>Dem crackas throw me on a blanket
>What's with these crackas? They'll toss anything in a blanket
>Get tossed around
>Movie ends
Not Roots!

Iron man 2.

I saw this movie.

A hippie and a Chad had nervous breakdowns as their lives were ruined by Dustin Hoffman.
I won’t bother checking back in, so I’ll tell you the answer:
I Heart Huckabees.

>this is madness

Number 3 but yeah

nope, this movie was recent btw as hint

300

No this is sparta

British TV show for kids. It's kind of cool. Stoner mouse with stone buddies solve stoner problems with stoner songs.

Batman vs Superman.

...

>"Great sea urchin ceviche."
>*Shakes hands with someone before exiting scene*
>[Dialogue redacted]
>"I think he's lying."