/heem/

UFC 210 tomorrow

this is the thread

lmao good OP

this is the thread

Thanks op

>DONT GIVE UP
>DONT GIVE UP
>DONT GIVE UP

get ready for canadian scat spam

best op

guys give it to me straight is the qt fight on or not

heeminder

Canada's frustration will continue

Lads i forgot how insane that throw was in cub vs siver

Anyone have a webm of that?

yes they literally just weighed in ya goof

boo the fattyville man

It's friday so it's probably gonna be a full on sperg sesh for the next 10 hours

lmao that is fuckin unreal

lol they're actually booing him

>dc getting boo'd

lol fuck him

webms now

bet the farm on rumble lads

make requests from either weigh in if you want

anyone else hear the JRE shout out?

MOAR PEARL POSTING PLS

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>Gastelum
Yap, irrita mesmo, mas digo-te, nunca vi ninguém evoluir tanto, lembro-me de vê-lo no TUF e pensar que ele era só mais um daqueles amadores que entrava por lá só para a experiência porque nunca podia chegar a ganhar, e ganhou mesmo e está cada vez mais besta.

>André Fialho
Tem o mindset do McGregor, é um boxer e está na AKA, tirando o último combate, é uma besta, encontras facilmente uma entrevista em PT, ele andava em todos os canais a dar entrevistas e tal.

>Why yes I do watch the live weigh ins


Howling

Jones is from New York.

>all these DC picks

/pearl/ time after i finish posting these webms

Where's picksguy?

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she's cute for a mongoloid

>Rumble beats DC
>Gus beats Glover
>DC vs Gus for #1 contender
>Rumble vs Jones for the title

This is the best time line

Where's pickschad? I'm ready to make my picks now like an informed fight-fan after seeing the weigh ins.

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Why is she copying Miesha's gimmick? Complete with the fake boobs and all.

She made weight. Now we watch /OURGIRL/ fight and DC loose Jons belt.

DC is currently lying to Megan Olivi about cheating to make weight

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What is that?

well, here it is in HD

lmaooo i thought FOR SURE that was a black dude before

Reminder Pearl fighting proves Meisha tits are fake as well

Haha wow how are athletic commissions even a thing my nigga?

>he ate that punch like a sandwich from the craft table

I'm dying

Um are you just finding this out now?

wish we could see the face of the man facing us while holding the towel, i bet he makes an expression when dc puts his hands down on that UFC towel

>hetookashitanon will defend this

lmao

I mean I don't really care because I want to see Rumble win but this is flat out cheating. Anyone who thinks this isn't cheating is just shilling for UFC. Really smart way to shave off 1 pound though.

I had my doubts.

Are people hating on DC because he looks permenatly smug?

There is no real reason to dislike him

what happens to pearl if she loses?

>AKA

>He's only gotten older and weaker and I'm excited to get in there and dominate him when the time comes

what jon jones mean with this?

it's just meme culture

>that guy who gives DC a naked celebration hug

He looks old as fuck.

>Cheating

They're literally all dehydrated and shaving 20 pounds off their weight. They are ALL cheating.

You're complaining he isn't near dead enough. He should be a little more almost dead.

DC's face ages like 15 years during the weight cut.

Because he cheated to make weight you fucking idiot.

He's too good of a role model

You know he likes the pipe

b-but user, he cheated

and if he didn't the card would have been ruined, if anything you should be thanking him

not like he's going to win anyway

He has made 205 before without leaning on a towel.

Do fighters teams all see their fighters penis then?

shes so fucking cute it hurts

Ok and?

I just like Jon Jones more :)

JON JONES GET YOUR DICK TOGETHER IM CUMMIN BOI

>he doesnt know about mandatory penis inspection day

lol I can tell you dont train

Es normal

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What if a fighter has a small penis? Their towel people all see it and laugh?

Weight cutting is autistic as fuck, but there are rules and weight limits for a reason.

And considering how arrogant DC is all the time about Jones breaking the rules, it's hypocritical.

that would be WAY too lewd

When you're doing jiu jitsu you're always rubbing up against another man's wang

>He doesn't take group showers

You're barely a man.

Just say you take a lot of steroids

Hey pussy are you still there ?

FULL BELLEH

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*rubs belly*

>When you're doing jiu jitsu you're always rubbing up against another man's wang
One of the guys I roll with always puts his foot on my penis and I smile out of embarrassment. I bet he thinks I'm proper bent.

Anyway that's not the same as looking at each others peni

OH WOW YOURE JUST THE FAKEST PERSON OUT THERE ARENT YOU?

YOURE SUCH A PUSSY

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>that's not the same as looking at each others peni
You're right. It's even gayer when someone has your back and you can feel their schlong on your back

>When your in another mans triangle but its not choking you

If it wasn't real explain this

/myguys/

I would literally kill you if you ever did something like that Daniel

Literally kill you

Good taste my guy

most guys know that flaccid size means shit, girls on the other hand will jump to conclusions. either way its gay to look at another mans penis

>performance enhancing boobs

faber is a comedic genius

Pearl is married ;_;

m'boy

her tat brings her down a few points imhotbf

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you can still cuck her husband

post your picks goofs

Do you not know what rape is?

Cringe