Why americans dislike soccer?

why americans dislike soccer?

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Retardation fostered by third world tier education as well as a shitty diet breeds terrible Attention spans.

anime

We don't desu.

not anime, vydia

The MLS is utter trash and there isn't any good infrastructure here to attract home grown talent.

So naturally, everybody just gravitates towards the big 4 american sports.

I honestly think that Americans would like it more if we just had a better league here that wasn't so fucking terrible.

If I wanted to watch men flopping on the ground like a bunch of epileptic faggots, I'd go to Orlando.

Jersey advertisements, excessive flamboyance in flops (which is why basketball has been falling out of flavor), a whole lot of nothing, and so on.

Plus, we all grow up playing it and by the time we're teenagers we have dropped it.

The question is why is there so little variety in world sports?

Because it's for little kids. If U like it you are a faggot . It's just the way she goes

mate can you please stop being so rude??

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their local league is shit, and they don't like something in which they don't dominate, that's it

Sorry bro

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I agree with this guy tbvh (to be very honest) desu

Americans don't like sports where you can only score one point at a time. Make it so goals outside of the penalty box count for double and it would be the most popular sport in the country overnight

For me lack of scoring, not enough action.

If the field was shorter and had more shooting attempts it would be hella fun to watch.

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That's clearly anime. I can tell because of the virgin artstyle and the virgin pandering content of the image

isn't hockey like the 4th most popular sport in there?

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Exactly. Why do you think it's not second or third?

>I honestly think that Americans would like it more if we just had a better league here that wasn't so fucking terrible.
That about sums it up. We'll still show up to watch it every four years though, so there's that.

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I like it. All American sports have too many commercial for my tastes.

fuck burgers, post more 2b

Out of the 4 majors sports, hockey is 4th, yes.

>tfw I missed the last two matchdays
I wanna fucking die

>diving
>draws
>not enough action
>stoppages in play every single fucking minute
Everyone makes fun of commercials in American football, but when the game is actually being played, every single moment matters. Every play has a consequence. In soccer, you can just coast around for 30 minutes and nothing will really change. I could doze off in a soccer game for a whole hour and most of the time I wouldn't miss a thing. There's no consequences in soccer

>every single moment matters. Every play has a consequence
The problem comes when you play a whole season and suddenly all those moments mean nothing

I love it, and there's a lot of Americans that do, but it's a country of 320 million people so we're only a drop in the bucket

Why are americans like this?

Because you have to run for more then 2 minutes and there is no commercial break

>a thinking american exists
holy
shit

We simply grew up watching different sports. It's a cultural thing. Our soccer league was meme as fuck back in the day. In a few years it will liked better but now it's just cringey hipsters and wannabe ultras.

>draws
>"world champion" american football was decided by a coin toss after a draw
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kek

KEK

you people are running out of arguments. Is that why """"""""soccer"""""" is more and more popular there?

Simulating injuries to get an unfair advantage is frowned upon in America and I admire them for that. Soccer will never be popular and you can see that even in other sports, for example how unpopular teams like the Rockets with Harden are.
Even though it was invented by the English, modern football has a lot of what in Argentina we call "viveza criolla" (creole shrewdness or something like that) which is basically trying to find a way to legally cheat.

The only sports that I could see being popular are cricket and rugby, but baseball and gridiron already fill those niches.

A coin toss is completely fair, a draw is a lazy cop out. Also
>soccer becoming popular here
Kek, soccer isn't even close to nhl popularity and revenue. No one gives a shit about soccer here, the mls is too fucking bad

>if I just shut my ears and throw a tantrum maybe it will be true ri-right

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boreball is dying, nba is almost wwe level of scripting, soccer is becoming more and more popular while it's already the #1 sport played by kids on the US... but of course you can keep denying it ;^)

>The MLS

spotted the retard

Based Argie with the truth

>soccer is the 1# sport kids play
>soccer is here to stay
This means jack shit, the level play here is trash and people still don't watch it and never will. America will never become a soccer country. No one even wants this sport in America, everyone hates the mls and the sport in general. Sorry man, but that's just how it is

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holy shit you are dumb, neck yourself

Niggers don't play soccer their peers will call them bitch ass niggas so would their dads if they could find him

Every Anglosphere country that isn't England prefers their own version of football. Football developed out of the elite schools of the Anglo world and thusly, the Gridiron football of Harvard and Yale became ours. While the various schools in Great Britain, Ireland and Australia developed and consolidated their own.

The rest of the world didn't have that same football culture, so they for the most part got Association Football because the English were doing their thing at just the right time for mass media to take off while Americans were more interested in Baseball and Asia at the time.

Is this peak American humour?

We like sports that take skill. Even that canadian one

Humor you dumb nigger

based daniel

this has to be trolling, there's no other explanation

This has to be trolling, there's no other explanation.

We don't hate soccer. Soccer is a niche sport confined to a very small segment of the population, similar to NASCAR, lacrosse, or NASCAR. It's just not very important to us.

Americans love Germany. Love it. Seriously, we basically all think your country is wonderful and we have been willing to die to defend it for more than 70 years now. Why do you hate us?

*similar to NASCAR, lacrosse, or swimming

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>I can get laid tonight
>but I just want to stay at home
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it is quite strange how different grid iron football, association football, and rugby are from each other despite coming from the same source

2b a slut.

because its boring. also diving and draws

i will fight you

Don't fucking say that. Kanna is a slut you goddamned maniac.

How's that make you feel?

don't say that about my daughteru

toobie a cute. CUTE!

Step back, Hue. This is a battle between burgers.

haha, epic.

Don't find it entertaining, hate the diving and flopping more than you can imagine, no good leagues in the country, and the people who are fans here are either hipsters or cholos. No point in watching American Soccer and who the fuck wants to pay extra to watch Euro soccer where you still have the fairy flopper faggots flop like faggots. Or "watch" a 240p stream and get a sub-par experience.

There's no good reason to care about Soccer here.

Ur the douche.

The Argie speaks sense.

I just proved you wrong tho

What makes you think that we hate you?

We probably don't love you as much as you love us, but there's definitely no hate towards you in general.
Of course there are some negative stereotypes about you (dumb and fat), but let's not act as if you don't have some stereotypes about us as well (humorless, nazis)

Most Germans are also heavy consumers of American media/movies/music.
So yeah, the average German doesn't hate you, don't worry

Mate go to sleep

she literally only wants Riko wtf do you mean she's a slut

Nah not yet, just made me a delicious late night roasted chicken breast sandwich that I now devour as I lurk Sup Forums and watch some random youtube videos.

I'm gonna go to bed afterwards.

Okay

>eating before bed
are you overweight? Because that's how you get overweight. At least keep it light like a bowl of cereal or yogurt and some fruit.

Calories in calories out bro doesn't matter when you consume them

its boring and yall a bunch of fucking babies.
how am i supposed to respect a sport where acting like a bitch is a strategy?!

I am absolutely not overweight, quite fit actually.

It's not like I'm doing this every night, I just got hungry this time.
Also, chicken breast doesn't contain much fat, so no worries.

That's the strategy for your sports as well, though

Soccer is too lax for me to enjoy, there's no intensity unlike American football, basketball, and hockey. Like the other user said, American football actually has consequences and every play actually matters. 90% of the time in a soccer game, nothing much is really happening. There's a meow of a thrill when watching American football, it's a lot more exhilarating

They all have traits similar to village football and each of them deviates a little just because without codified rules you end up with evolving games from house rules. But it really was just rich kids emulating what people had been doing in England for centuries.

based Az/fit/tecs

desu and a frog pic, you are the reason Sup Forums is awful now

>back in my time...

That's a retarded meme. Eating before bed doesn't do anything other than ruin your eating schedule.

I have the answer for you (pic related)
doesn't dive, won't use gamesmanship to win, doesn't time waste, therefore completely unable to control games and hold onto advantages, constant rollercoaster, you never know what crazy performance they will deliver next.

really a south american and spanish problem, in prem. and bundesliga there is serious hounding for any form of gamesmanship (except bundesliga considers it okay to avoid career ending injuries by jumping (aka diving) over dangerous tackles).

plenty of pacy black wingers

We don't. The thing is, soccer is generally only considered a sport for school-age children.

Soccer isn't popular as a televised sport because it's not conducive to commercial breaks, so advertisers want nothing to do with it. If broadcasters don't get paid by advertisers for showing soccer, why should they show soccer?

in Capitalism the best product wins out, not just the one with the most commercials, in socialism the product that wants to be imposed on the people wins out. Soccer is imposed on the people.

fields too big all the player are brown or black and effeminate nothing happens the whole game

>soccer full of third worlders
>"only retards with 3rd world education don't watch soccer"

Do you know how retarded YOU sound??

Also soccer is for fruit cakes, women, and children lmfao. If you watch soccer you're probably watching it with a gay lover. Soccer is the hybrid cars of sports, as in for numales.

>sincerely try to watch a soccer match between Manchester United and Chelsea
>it's just them kicking a ball around for 10 minutes before they even get to the goal

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Worst girl

Because it's fucking boring

The diving has nothing to do with it, really. Americans are just reluctant to accede to the sport of "the rest of the world" because America needs to be America. Thus, baseball and football.

It's also because soccer is a "recreational" girl sport here, as dumb as that is.

Don't be sad, hockey is literally the pinnacle of evolution of soccer and murrica doesn't give a shit about that either
They care about what ESPN tells them to care about, with certain limits. fuck off with the poker