Op here, you guys loved this so here's a new one to continue

Op here, you guys loved this so here's a new one to continue.

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I wish OP wasn’t a fag

i wish for a sexy gf who loves sex but likes to take breaks say 3 to 4 hours has no std's and is perfect

I wish I never had stank dick or fingers ever again

not possible

Granted. But she will never have sex with you. The only sex she has is in orgys with black men

Every OP is a fag, wish wasted

Your wish is granted, except now you have a gf.

Granted but you are

What is the down side here?

I wish I had a clean asshole after every shit and never needed to wipe my ass

I wish N.Korea would nuke america

Granted, but only on reddit.
Granted, but you have hypospadias and she resents you.

I wish I was born a unicorn

Granted but now you have Tape worms

Granted, but now you have eight assholes.

I want a hot gf to cum on

This the most Reddit thread I've been in

I wish the 11 year old cod kids and the Russian csgo guys would go to war.

I wish I was a little bit taller
I wish I was a baller
I wish I had a girl who looked good, I would call her
I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat
And a six four Impala

You have a gf.

I wish for you to go fuck yourself

I wish for world peace

I wish I was dead

I wish the moon landing wasn’t fake

Granted. But you will be reborn and remain a virgin until you die again, 100 years later

It's not so bad though. She would probably let me cum on her too.

Your funeral.

Granted, but "GF" stands for Gigantic Faggot and it is actually a clone of yourself except with down syndrome.

kek

Granted but You are reborn as an african kid in Africa while still having your memory

What's your story user?

Granted, but you will realize the error in your suicidal thinking, see the value in life, and desperately plea to reverse the wish moments before you die.

I wish I could read all girls thoughts

I wish a have a pretty and mentally stable girlfriend.

Granted, but now everyone is deeply racist.
Granted, but here we found evidence that Allah is the one true god
Granted, but now they all went to war together against asia, which started world war 3
Granted, but you are taken by scientist to be experimented on for the rest of your life.
Granted, but the nuclear winter destroy the world. Happy faggot?

Granted, but you are forced to see and listen to all mens thoughts as well.

The good, the bad, the ugly.

Granted, but all girls' thoughts are constantly looping reruns of Friends

Granted, but the car has no engine.

Granted. Peace is maintained while you are being anally pounded. Your ass is the conduit by which all war and suffering ends.

I wish you were anywhere near as funny as you think you are.

>Granted, but now everyone is deeply racist

How is that bad?

Also, racism inherently says that you should hate others, ie not peace

Granted, but she reeks of rotting flesh and smegma no matter what.

Granted, you hear the thoughts of every girl in the world at the same time, the cacophony of voices drives you insane and you kill yourself

Granted. You are now only attracted to elderly homeless black men.

I wish I was attracted to straight 10/10 women

I wish that I got a new PC for my birthday

Granted. But no one can understand him and he dribbles profusely when he tries to communicate

Granted. None of them are attracted to you.

its a mac book pro

Holy crap, well better buy some air fresher and some clothespins

Granted, but you will be busted for jacking off in front of female stand up comics

Granted.

You are now forced to laugh at every bad joke or be raped by several midgets every time.

>10/10 and be attracted to them
I wish OP applies logic in his/her life

Granted, but you will be stricken with severe arthritis in only your hands.

Granted, but now you’re black and addicted to crack
Granted, but you have to watch and jack off along with him.
Granted. I don’t even need to “corrupt” this; you’ll all be starving and poor as fuck with no war economy every few decades to jump start things.
Granted, but it turns out the moon really isn’t cheese.

kek

Granted. Your whole house is now full of air fresheners and clothespins. You may no longer spend money on anything else.

Granted. For your birthday, you get a character sheet for a PC in the AD&D Forgotten Realms universe. It's a shitty level 1 character with no skills and no stats above 10.

Granted, but their new gound logic causes them to leave 4 chan forever

>I wish I was dead

It was not a wish just an statement

I wish I got quads on every post

Granted. OP applies logic, but doesn’t go through with it

Granted.

You must now drink 2 cups of other peoples cum every day or you will die.

Granted, but your familia turns your body into air freshener and keeps your right foot in the freezer

Granted. But you die before seeing the quads.

Granted. However, to get quads, YOU become a quad (amputee)

Granted, your quad muscles double in size with every post until you have grotesquely deformed legs.

Granted, but every time you do your internet becomes Australian for an hour.

I'm dead, what does it matter to me?

I wish i had a glass of white edable liquid

I wish someone will reply to this post

I wish I could have telepathy.

Granted.

This one is free.

I wish that I had superpowers

Granted. It’s lead based paint and you kill yourself from consuming it

...

I peed a little tbh

I wish for the shittiest life human imagination could possibly conceive, followed by the worst death human imagination could possibly conceive.

Granted. You have the power to smell farts from miles away

Granted. You are now the Usain Bolt of dying

Granted but you only hear what people hate about you behind your back, and it makes you unreasonably jealous and angry

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your power is the first one that comes out of this url

Granted, but every wish you make becomes just a statement

Granted, but It's always tuned into some couple arguing or someone feeling sorry for himself about how he wants to become an hero and you can't stop it

Granted. You must continue making statments on Sup Forums or lose your ability to buy air fresherners.

Granted, but you have to build it yourself without any guides or internet connection.

Granted, but you're stranded in the Gobi Desert and it's your last vestiges of hydration before death takes you.

wish granted but you repeat that life for eternity

Darn i was hoping for cum instead

repeat*

Granted.

I wish I would get up the courage to talk to this one cute girl I keep seeing but don't know the name of

Granted, but your mother will die in her sleep if you don't reply to this post.

Razor hands

Name ?

Granted. For all of eternity you are reincarnated into the same person

Granted. As soon as you speak to her you get Tourette’s snydrome

Granted, but she gives you a weird look and walks away and you are crushed.

Granted. But you now have cum always dripping out of your nose.