Corrupt-a-wish thread cont

Corrupt-a-wish thread cont.

I wish to end all wars.

Everyone dies

All wars ended by nuclear holocaust and extinction of humanity.

I wish to have a qt gf

Perfect.

Granted by killing all humans

I wish op wasn't a faggot
> op isn't a faggot, op is a flaming cock sucking lipm dicked peadophile

Granted, but she squeezes out the toothpaste from the middle of the tube

I wish I lived in the world of warcraft

YOU MONSTER

I wish Sup Forums wasn't full of toxic faggots who don't know how to spell pedophile

I wish I were dead

I wish I didn't live a life of failures
>oh well

Granted, but i'm still really into cock

Granted, but there is now only femanons and you.

Granted, but your specs will be your social standing before living there

This nigga stole my post

Granted your life is now anything but a failure, but you're still insecure about yourself

lmao

The expression "sick fuck" doesn't even begin to describe you

Whyd you make this 4 minutes after the other one? lmao

I love these threads. Is it against Sup Forums etiquette to start a cont. thread right after the first one dies?

I want a twix

but there is no right or left twix, you instead get a 4d twix that you can not comprehend, so you cant eat it

I wish fallout 4 wasn't shit.

No one can grant that wish, go play New Vegas

I mail it to the International Council of Science HQ, our technology leaps forward.

Fuck me, i wanted that twix tho.

Granted, but it doesn't have mod support.

Good idea.
Have fun with your thread anons.

It does have mod support, but you need to buy them from Bethesda.

It was 4 minutes before this one, this is the dead one lmao

If you join NCR i'll murder you in your sleep

I want Superman's x-ray vision.

mate, fuck that. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that.

Granted, but you lose your normal vision. That's the only way you can see now.

Granted, but you'll be risen from the dead almost immediately

Granted, but you're a falcon now

I wish all the blacks were dead

i can work with that

Granted, but the shitskins dominate the African continent now.

jesus, man. This was supposed to be a fun game

I wish could have more wishes

Granted, but you can only wish for pocket sand.

Granted none come true

I'm a sick fuck, I have to vent somewhere.