Y'all motherfuckers ready for a story no one is gonna believe?

Y'all motherfuckers ready for a story no one is gonna believe?
I just fucked my best friend's mom. AMA
Pic is not her, but the resemblance is so striking it's scary. I didn't take pics and wouldn't post them anyways. Doubt me all you like.
Greentext incoming and general MILF and greentext thread.
Someone else has had to have done this before.

Greentext is pre-typed, posting as fast as possible

>Be me 2 hours ago.
>Spend the evening at my best friend's house playing vidya
>The evening has been long upon us and exhaustion is setting in
>We all have work tomorrow so it's time to call it a night
>Friend is already passed out on couch downstairs
>Decide to let him sleep as I leave
>Walk upstairs
>His mum is still awake on the couch watching some shitty lifetime movie
>Proceed to make some small talk since I haven't chatted with her in a while
>Familiar thoughts of everything I've wanted to do to this woman set in
>boner.exe
>Figure it's not noticeable
>It was apparently noticeable
>After a few minutes notice her glancing at my crotch here and there
>Oh shit!
>Shift my backpack to cover
>Damage was already done
>embarassment.jpg
>She snickers and asks wtf
>Say "Oh, this pill I'm on kinda makes it happen if my mind wanders too much"
>Decide not to mention that I'm 3 weeks into the Holy Grail cum stack and abstaining as much as possible
>She asks "Well where is your mind wandering"
>I stumble over words trying to make an excuse
>She. Fucking. Stands. Up.
>Figure, she's just going to the kitchen or to bed to remove herself from the situation
>SHE. WALKS. TOWARDS. ME.
Now, I'm not an unnattractive fellow. I work out on occasion, eat healthy, groom myself. But this is beyond my comprehension. This woman that I've wanted to destroy for almost a decade is advancing on me and I am at a loss. There's no way she has ever thought of me in the same way, but her body language suggests that she was eyeing me up during the conversation.

>Face to face now
>I am still stammering like a full blown autist trying to talk myself out the door
>She grabs it
>diamonds.fla
>I almost cum right there
>I freeze for what feels like a year
>She laughs and turns around to sit down
>We both know I'm smart enough to never mention that ever again if I don't push the situation forward
>Do or die
>Caution is fully in the wind as I decide I can't let this moment pass
>I smack her ass hard and squeeze
>It feels amazing
>She turns around and it's on like Donkey Kong
>The irony when me and my friend were just playing DK64
>Our lips lock like lovers who have been separated by an ocean for months
>Lips, ear lobes and necks are bitten in this tango of tounges
>My head is filled with fear, excitement and sexual desire, praying my friend stays asleep
>We start towards her bedroom, sucking face the whole way
>I sit her on the bed and take a knee
>Her pants come off. No panties
>Imagine the most beautiful pussy you've ever seen in your life
>It will never compare to what I was greeted with
>A light glisten covered perfect lips and tufts of hair on the most beautiful vagina I've ever encountered
>Immediately lap my tongue, slow and wide from bottom to top, flicking her clit at the end
>She gasps in a sound so beautiful that I prayed to go deaf because I would never hear something so brilliant again.

>The taste was indescribable.
>A taste of pussy so sweet it rivaled the finest of desserts
>A taste of juices that hadn't been secreted in years from lack of proper touch
>A taste of a woman who longed for sexual release for what must've been years
>I don't know if hours or minutes passed while I buried my face between her legs
>I don't know how I didn't suffocate with my face so tightly pressed against her pussy
>I gave it everything I had until my jaw was numb
>When I stood up I saw a woman trembling with pleasures that had been lost to her body
>I contemplated how far I should push this situation
>She answered for me
>She fought the paralysis of pleasure to lean forward and unbuckle my belt
>I let my pants drop as my boner sprung free from captivity
>Her eyes said all I needed to hear
>She needed that cock
>I didn't even care to get head
>I needed that pussy
>I slipped my head up and down, gathering her fluids before I lined up the shot
>I thrusted it all in one go
>She melted onto that bed as my girth filled her all at once
>I wrapped my arms around her thick thighs and began my work
>It took no time at all to build up a fast pace that was more than she could handle
>I didn't bother to switch positions or mutter any words
>I just pounded
>I was close to attaining ludicrous speed when the familiar feeling hit me
>I was ready to cum after only 15 minutes
>I didn't care and I could tell she didn't either
>That was 15 minutes more than she'd received in too long

>I knew there would be no consequence of busting inside of her but I needed to see her covered
>I haven't been pounding pills and abstaining every day for nothing
>I went for as long as I could before I pulled out
>A few strokes was all it took to explode on her body
>There is not a bucket in the world large enough to contain what I unloaded on her
>Her stomach, loose from having four kids
>Her tits, sagging against skin that had failed the test of time
>Her face, an angelic portrait glowing with new life
>All were the most perfect canvas for my seed
>I will never cum this hard again in my life
>When it was over, I collapsed to my knees, short of breath and realizing what I'd just done
>When we finally came to, she slid off the bed to meet my face
>She laid the deepest kiss on me that I've ever felt
>We sat and stared at each other for what felt like an eternity
>We finally stood to get cleaned up and discussed that this couldn't happen again
>She hadn't been touched like that since her husband passed but it was still wrong
>I reluctantly agreed
>I waited for a moment while she toweled off my cum and we got dressed
>She saw me to the door and before I left she said
>"Thank you for that, it was wonderful"

Looking at it now, this feels like something that must have crossed her mind at least once as it has crossed mine a thousand times.
This woman is like a second mother to me, (might explain some of my incest fantasies) and has been supporting through some of the hardest times of my life.
She has also been given eyefuls of me many times at pool parties, at the shows of me and her son's band where I was always shirtless. Apparently I had caught her eye in the past.
Why tonight? Who fucking knows.
Do I expect you to believe me? Nope
Should I have taken pictures? Probably but I still wouldn't post them cause fuck you.
If nothing else, I hope I retold the story in a way that makes your dicks tingle just a little bit and proceed to share your own stories.
Cheers Sup Forums

Nice one mate.

So much fake but cute story. I recommend adding in some head and eating her ass also. Have her tell you how she wants you to fuck her daughter also be nice.

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Can't tell if skeptical or a fan...
Hey man, I write em like they happen. I would fucking destroy her daughter though. Jesus fucking christ the gymnast ass on her.

The story about a guy fucking his high school bully's mom was better

Oh jesus just stop. Why does your mom let you have a computer at night? Shit I guess she's fucking the nignog since your dad left. Are you fantasizing about being him and fucking your mom?

She was wearing stockings?

Never read that one but I know of the one where the mom called a radio station looking for a younger guy she hooked up with and they add him to the line and she's all lovey dovey and he's like, I fucked you because your son was a prick in HS

Sadly, no.
She was in pajama pants and a loose fitting t-shirt

Because I'm 28, moved out and she's fucking a white guy since she left my dad?
Nice try though :D

I meant it like congratulations. Kick ass

Thanks man. I'm still kinda in shock of the whole thing. I've coveted this woman ever since I met my friend in high school and have pushed the flirting envelope with her many times over the past few years. I guess it paid off.

>Playing DK64

Walk the dinosaur

ew shes probably old. thats gross

She's 54 and she's the reason I'm into cougars.

Any of you young turks in NE?

Could I pull a gilf?

Why were you playing Donkey Kong 64?

Not without a smile

Anyone has a shot man.

Cause I've never played it before and my friend was crucifying me for it. All in all, DKC reigns supreme.

At least post a pic of her from her Facebook or something. Not asking for face since I know you wouldn't do that with the risk of getting caught. But, let us see what you got, user. I've wanted to fuck a few of my friend's moms and would still do it now at 28 with them in their 50's. Who hasn't? Except some niggers.

this is some gay ass tryhard erotic writing shit
still gonna read it tho

I'm not friends with her on Facebook so I can't see everything, but if I tried to crop up a pic from what I can see, you'd literally be looking at just tits and half a stomach in heavy blouses. Everything she posts is of her kids anymore.
If I wrote it as plain as it happened it would say:
>I popped an unexpected boner
>She apparently was drawn to it
>We made out and I ate her pussy and we fucked pretty hard for a few minutes
Gotta play it up for the crowd my dude

Not unless you have a long thick cock that you get hard and they see it through your pants like what initiated it for OP. That face ain't going to cut it, ugly fuck. Sorry, just being honest.

Nothing wrong with that. Big tits are half the reason to want to fuck them, at least for me. If i see little to no tits then I may mark it as a loss opposed to my current stance of a win.

>Gotta play it up for the crowd my dude
That's the thing. You write the sex scene like it's for middle-aged lonely women, like it's one of their hunky Fabio cover paperback erotic fictions. You can still be descriptive without that vibe. Know your audience

Fair enough. But a sign that maybe I should write an erotic novel?
I was still hopin other people would hop in with greentexts or at least start a milf thread.
I'm glad I was able to tell some people but I was hoping to involve the whole class.

To avoid posting any pic of her and because I don't feel like shooping a pic at 3 am anyways, I'll just restate that is like a god damned twin. Add the most subtle age lines around the lips, a little bit of pudge to the stomach and her tits were a fraction less full, but the pic is also squeezin em together.
It was the fuckin eyes in that picture though. For how much I stared that woman in the eyes tonight, it is almost scary to look at that picture cause they have the same face. I googled like, amateur brunette mature cum and that pic is in the results somewhere and it stood out amongst all the rest.
That's the best I can tell ya right now cause I need to head to bed soon. I work in 6 hours. Just needed to wait out the adrenaline rush.

Is it over for me in the dating scene then?

OP, if youre going to do shit like this then dont make your greentexts sound like a poorly written erotic novel and make the circumstances more realistic. No one with a brain is going to buy that shit.

It was a great story

No one will probably believe me but here we go

>be me 7th or 8th grade still a virgin
>family friend moves in with my family
>she is mid 30s typically mom body, baby fat, nice titties
>solid 7/10
>always wanted to fuck her
>started being hella weird
>sniff underwear and bras when not around
>use them to beat my dick
>start looking through her phone idk why
>has a texting app
>go through it and find out her and my dad have been having affairs
>take opportunity and black mail (later on)
>while she showers I sneak in and just hop in the shower
>so hot
>she has a bush but idc and just start touching her all over
>she freaks the fuck out but tell her I know the truth
>tries denying it
>finally gives in and admits
>tell her that I’m gonna fuck her or else I’m telling my mom
>gives in
>stay up till everyone is asleep
>go to her room and foreplay
>suck her big juicy tits
>proceed to undress her
>want to eat her out but she doesn’t let me
>won’t suck my dick either
>proceed to put on condom and just stick it in
>holy shit it’s so warm and I almost nut
>keep stroking it and it feels good
>she seems to somewhat like it also and moans
>last about 10 minutes
>pull out, take condom off, nut in her face
>leave room and go to sleep

Keep on faking her for a good 2 months until my mom finds out about her and my dad. No one finds out about us. Now in 11th grade. Have fucked her a few times since

I'm 19, friend's mom, 43yo, buys us beer
Get drunk, I am too buzzed to drive, say I'm gonna lay down. She makes me a bed, I lay down. She lays down next to me. I'm like WTF but okay cool she's pretty hot and I've been thinking about sex for days. She grabs my crotch and feels I'm hard, then slips me the tongue. I put my hand down her pants and inside her panties and she's wet. She gets up and says she's going to bed. I fap and go to sleep.

Next morning, early, she comes into the room in her nightgown and says "Want to fuck?" I'm a virgin but I'm like "Ok" and she gets on top of my and puts me in her and this is my first pussy I've ever felt so it's wet and not what I expected but she rides me for a bit and I'm gonna cum, so she says "cum in me" and I blasted a load right then.

She put her finger in her pussy and tasted, and then put it in my mouth to taste.

Afterward she's like "Can you keep this a secret?" I don't want my friend to find out so I'm like "Definitely".

We fucked many times after that for years. Friend found out unfortunately.

Mom kicked her out. Parents still together. Still to this day best pussy I’ve had

Best pussy I ever had was a local married older lady who I met on a porn site. She had posted a video of her fucking a black dude and the video showed him cumming in her and pulling out and the cum leaking out, and I was horny AF and wanted to fuck her and so I messaged her asking if she wanted to fuck me, sending a full body pic. She said yes and we met on our lunch hour and arranged to meet that Saturday at a motel.

Met her on Saturday and was nervous AF, but we quickly got naked and I ate her out and she squirted in my face. I put my cock in her and fucked until I came inside her, and we ended up spending 5 hours and fucked 4 times after refractory periods and in between discussed our bad marriages. She was the loudest cummer I've ever met, and she was a squirter.

It's too bad that didn't work out due to our situations, because the sex was awesome.