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/pre-game banter.

let's go boys.

Le petite village de Tampon Gay are gonna miss the ploffs and all the banwagonners are gone

M-meme magic go

We are counting on you French canadiens to win!

you realize the Islanders have the tiebreaker on us? You don't need us to lose at all.

is this Maple Leafs elimination day?

No that's Sunday

GO HABS GO
the defence should be interesting tonight

I'm conflicted. I want the Habs to beat the Clots, but I don't want the Laffs in the playoffs.


Also, anyone else get the feels when you see Madam Beliveau?

Anyone know if Ginette Reno is coming back for the playoffs this year?

I hope so.

>No Diamond tonight
Aww.

>no diamond for the last home game

This fuck just butchered the anthem and should kill himself

>this disgusting French accent

just don't even sing the fucking national anthem if you can't get somebody to do it right.

Do it Bolts

I hope they make the ploffs tbqh. A Leafs/Habs series would be so great

I think it'll wind up being bruins vs habs in the second round, no way can the laffs beat the caps

She's so fucking qt with her big ass teeth

Thanks Slovakia
My surname is Slovakian and I have no idea how to pronounce it

>tfw

Yeah I wish the seeding would have stayed the same as it was last week. The Habs would have either played the Sens or Laffs in the second round. Can't go wrong with those matchups, it would have been based as fuck either way

>Lightning PP

looking good

Just had to play Price didn't you?

At least they're putting a lot of pressure on him early and not a replay of the Bombston game

Always

jesus take some shots lads

>Telling Carey he can't play
Yeah, okay.

>this is the only game on tonight
>everyone one is watching
>Tampa in charge of pressure
GG frogs

They're playing pretty well so far. Lots of early pressure and solid movement.

>Lightning
>playing 60 minutes

Steven Stamkos is a pussy

classic pls

Holy fuck vasy deserves a gud dick succ

gayy

>KUCH ping to Gourde SCAR
That has to hurt

reeeeee

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can we please stop winning? it's just going to make it hurt even more when the Islanders don't lose either of their last two games

Bolts got away with murder on that missed TOO MUCH MAN call

These lads just won't die. Have to admire some of these AHL guys.

Based Lightning. Keep those Laffers out.

We won't keep the Laffs out the Islanders will. Their last two games are piss easy.

They didn't even play the puck lmao learn the game

>not wanting a possible Battle of Ontario matchup in the first round

Scared of the Laffs you little bitch?

I didn't realize other lightning fans were such pussy's. Stfu and have hope you faggots

Who's the idiot who just tripped coming off the bench?

Why hasn't King been healthy scratched yet? He fucking blows and literally any other option is better

In Tampa we're used to having our hearts crushed
It comes with the territory

Don't worry. We got your back.

>implying
While a battle of the Ontario would be neat, I'd rather watch the >Laffs choke at the very end.

Did the Habs get him just for some
>grit

No idea, it's really frustrating

haha maple pajeets in pooicide watch

He's great defensively, and he's won 2 cups with LA, and was fairly clutch in the playoffs. They're trying to get his grove going for the playoffs, he has been looking better the past few games.

Dude can't win a board battle to save his life

I'm all for Canadien's hockey but theses last games of the season always feel so pointless to me

Atleast the guys aren't playing bad

We've seen them choke enough, I want to see them lose to my team in the ploffs

He's not even gritty. He's just skating around and sometimes he'll get the puck and dump it and then go back to the bench. He's fucking useless. I'll take Ott, McCarron or even Flynn over him anyday

The Cups argument doesn't mean shit. It's not like he won the Conn Smythe, he was just lucky enough to be there while they were good

god fucking damnit

Lmfao is that fucale

I don't know if I'm more impressed by Point or Kuch

h-habs are just taking it easy before the ploffs, right?

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HE WON'T BE DENIED

KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH

Kucherov for mvp

kuuuuuch

as good as that matchup would be
/hoc/ laffsposting would be better

KUCHY KOOOOOOOOOOOO

Maybe i dont know anymore

Might be Charlie

One team is fighting for a spot while the other one is guaranteed home ice advantage for the first two rounds. The result is not surprising

Teams playing like shit with price in nets excellent decision by the management, almost as great as signing shaw

It's definitely Fucale

KOOKOO KYCHU

If it's from tonight it's probably Charlie

Shaw has been pretty decent for the last few weeks and will hopefully be even better in the ploffs

lel

Idk he got carried in the playoffs just like king did and he's turned out to be pretty garbage

Since CJ came in Shaw's been playing very well, those late game idiotic penalties have been a thing of the past

sorry, I was watching a documentary, I can't believe the score, tip top kek

You may be right but right now he's a lot better than King

Yeah fair enough but I'll only believe he's a "playoff guy" when I see it
Although what's the point of getting someone who sucks dick the whole season and might be good in playoffs

>Although what's the point of getting someone who sucks dick the whole season and might be good in playoffs

Real season is playoffs season :^)

What happened to him anyway?

Michel Therrien happened to him. His smile and optimism: gone

been sitting for far to long. should have just went to the rock and played top line minutes. keep his confidence up and help the Ice Caps earn their playoff spot.

horrible call

c'mon lads power play time

Pretty weak penalty.

Another bust to the list.

Shame

Do you think players say goofy shit before they check people?
Like "lights out, meatball"?

reddit

>bust
Not so sure about that. Give him a bit of time away from the "muh grit" line and he should be okay yet.


youtube hockey trash talking. clips of guys all mic'd up on the ice talking shit.

Figure that would be a unsportsmanlike penalty

Or even intent to injure

I'm going to say no

Never been
I just have a terrible sense of humor

why would you give forewarnignto a man before you sneak up on them?

shit, I mixed up the threads

>lernaut beau pairing

wait Brett Lernout?

Wtf is he doing up here?

KING
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LUL SPEAKING OF KING