ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are

ITT: We describe movies badly and others guess what they are.

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>several niggers
>good niggers and bad niggers
>supremo good nigger is super cool kung fu master
>bad niggers do not like the fact that supremo good nigger knows kung fu
>supremo good nigger is shot in his sleep
>good niggers go "wtf he was so cool"
>bad niggers go "wtf i wanted to shoot him"
>main character is dead now wtf do we do
>just have everyone do super cool kung fu action scenes
>ok
>also several cities are massacred by a helicopter
>the end

> This guy has never seen somebody eat their own head
> Later he gets a blowjob from his newest recruit

mininigga kill niggas in niggerland

Eraserhead

> A massive shark with powerful JAWS (hint hint!) terrorises a small coastal town.

Nope

Is this a 90s picture?

Memento

Jaws.

Fuck off, Lori

Not yet guessed:
1
An alien pretending to be an Englishman wreaks havoc across Europe, abducts a young boy, becomes the greatest filmmaker of all tiem.
2
Jenny does a pretty good English accent.
3
A green guy with an annoying animal sidekick goes on an adventure and finds love.
4
Man falls in love with a heartless woman. Heartless woman leaves man for heartless man. Sad movie is sad.
5
Pre-teens steal a car, a nice man is framed for murder, the little girl did it.
6
Then how are they supposed to eat cereal?
7
A lonely whore reads too much Nietzsche fucks her way to the top, then throws away a hundred grand for a guy who treats her the same as all the others.
8
Bald guy's girlfriend gets him off his meds, nig dies in race car accident, midgets everywhere, bald guy looks at the sun.
9
A herpetologist with frequent flyer miles has the best day ever!
10
A writer's lawyer rapes an artist. Get's away scott free.

>Kill buggers
>muh games
>book is Hitler apologist

flipper

Both wrong

guy tries to climb out of a hole on a wall covered with tiny stone cherubs' penises.

IT?

> Really old man has led remarkable life
> People thought he wasa genius but in truth he just REALLY likes explosions
> Gets bored and goes on one last adventure

Lord of the Rings?

2010

Alright, hard mode. No one ever got this and I don't think anyone ever will. But if you do, that means you have better taste than most.

>Be me, depressed Japanese man
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Move to Thailand; Meet qt 3.14 thai girl
>Wash her dishes
>Attempt suicide; Fail
>Start to enjoy life in Thailand
>The lizard is lonely when he realizes he's alone
>Ambiguous ending
>Also, Yakuza

I'm probably gonna retire this because it's an indie foreign film and literally the only movie a good percent of Sup Forums has seen is apparently Fight Club.

Dark Knight Rises ?

No

it's from Japan?

blue cover with dog on it vhs
cant remebr what it about

Now THAT is a poorly described film.

There is a middle ground between fight club and obscure foreign movie only 20 people ever watched user

The Bucket List
>Today's Pig tomorrow's bacon?

Also both wrong.
Cmon guys I left a hint in the description

It's a 2003 Thai film starring Japanese actors. There's enough weebs on Sup Forums that someone would have already solved it if it were Japanese.

Who Killed Captain Alex

>Guy lives with his parents in his late 20s.
>Moves out to become an animator
>Comes back and torments his dad.
>Sprays elephant cum all over his dad.

Best movie of all time too.

winrar

Sorry user no

Jaws II
or
Jaws III
et cetera

IP Man?

Freddie Got Fingered

FREDDY GOT FINGERED

Freddy Got Fingered

Homeward Bound

Jaws 2 Jaws 3 Jaws 4 Jaws 5 Jaws 6 the James Bond movie with a character named Jaws and my close faggot

Well done! Jaws II, which is why it says hint twice, that's the hint!

See? Sup Forums has seen other movies.

Daddy would you like some sausages?

>Partially blind nig in search of the west
>Nig good at killing
>Nig kills many on his travels to the west
>Nig find west
>Nig recites folktales
>End

nope, good film tho

I was just about to comment on how depressing that it is. What's even more depressing is that I was the first person to answer that question.

Number 3 is shrek

Book of Eli. Terrible movie.

Nope.

>A green guy with an annoying animal sidekick goes on an adventure and finds love.
Gumby
or
Wallace and Gromit

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But it is though. If your description applies accurately to multiple movies, you need to elaborate

>Wallace and Gromit
>Green Guy
What? And no...

>barbecue
>A train
>Early 90's movie
>Has a real old-school nigger in it
>A wife beater
>Surprisingly the nigger isn't the wife beater

...

IT'S NOT FUCKING SHREK!

>im never getting in a kayak again

No.

Good job tiny dick

Without a Paddle

Without a Paddle or Deliverance

OK.... Shrek 4?

Then write better clues, one's that don't accurately describe shrek

>Deliverance
win
loserar

why u lie tho

niggers inside nigger

Kek

ouch

It's not my fault you can't figure it out.

check em lads

fml

3 Shrek

I didn't remember what the fuck color the faggot was. I google image searched and saw he was wearing a green shirt.

The whole point of the question is that it's a trick question. So obviously I want to find a character who matches the description in some literal way while not matching the description most envision.

Suck my dick, nigger.

One last try, if noone can get this it'll be at least tomorrow before I release files.
> Troubled psychic raped by her dad and his scary friend.
> His scary friend borrows her dad's face.

Meat David

>3
muppets?

Close fag

>Pair of cunt sniffers lose their car and get annoyed by a talking chinese box

bit rude

I will rip your fucking lungs out you fuck.

>Green shirt
Fair. But still no.

heh, no, but i can see why you might have thought that.

No, but good guess.

orange boll

>Go on then satisfy my expectations of this 24 hour period.

Dude, Where's My Car?

...

Sudden Impact

winrar

If she was psychic why does she not see the rape coming and just leave for a bit?
Was she a whore that liked it?

Hearts in Atlantis?

>Parents get a dildo to the face and die
>Go to heavily segregated school
>Old gay guy is my idol and protector
>Fucks redhead and makes a kid
>end

But I did figure it out. It's Shrek. You can't say it's wrong when your description perfectly fits shrek. It is a correct answer, maybe not the one you intended, but it is correct. If you don't like it, change your clue so that it applies to your answer but not to shrek.
Besides what you got against shrek anyway man? Not cool. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
[spoiler] This is my swamp [/spoiler]

2ez

Deep Impact

Free Willy

Good job tiny dick

>Depressed loser wants girl
>Meets other girl
>JUST FUCK MY SOUL UP.jpg
>Doesn't get either girl
>Gets third girl

I thought it was a good guess, go fuck yourself.