Third version of this thread. You know what to do

Third version of this thread. You know what to do.

I wish i owned cuphead

I wish I could find out why I'm so screwed in the head

Granted, it's an android bootleg

Granted, but you may never play any other game again.

Granted, But a larger cuphead owns you

Really another thread though? The post were becoming shit, what will this be..

Granted but you are unable to complete even the easiest levels.

I wish my doggo would never die

I wish that my parents still were alive

What owns that cuphead?

I wish you faggots were funnier.

I wish I had a broken engine

Granted but your mom disowns you

Granted, but your car still runs fine

Granted, but we become reddit

Granted, but every day the flesh on your doggo rots more and more until he smells so horrible you can't keep him around you, and he lives the rest of his life sad and alone because nobody will love him.

Granted, but after seeing you, they don't

I wish people in this thread would understand that replying to a post with one reply is absolutely pointless and only kills the thread faster. And this happens with absolute certainty.

It's cupheads all the way down.

Granted, but they are each over 1,000 pounds and require your daily assistance, including scrubbing their assholes.

A larger you

OP here, let's add a little rule: Less Granting, more wishing.

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Granted, but your dick falls off

I wish to fuck every hot girl in my work

I don't die, isn't a dream, I don't got aids, the girls aren't traps and my life is perfect

Granted, but they were brought back from the dead as zombies, and are in a decaying state, begging you to kill them because they feel unspeakable pain at all times. They also hate you because you brought them back from paradise.

Granted but u gay now

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i whis nigga wasnt a "bad" word and "white" was

I wish that my wish cannot be corrupted

I wish this show was never canceled

Granted but your mother dies in her sleep tonight.

I wish op wasn't such a faggot

Granted. But no one granted anymore

Granted but you step on a baby killing it

I wish furry threads would fuck right off from all of the internet.

Granted, but it's opposite day and you fucked a guy in your work

Granted, but your sister wishes it could be

Granted, but you become a faggot.

Granted, but you'll get one new issue with your mental state every week. You will know what's wrong but it will be impossible to cope. You will live your life knowing exactly what is wrong with you, but you will have no idea how to communicate your problems for fix it. You will further and further into a state of vegetation until you no longer have the ability to hold an opinion, speak, feed yourself, or feel happiness. The only thing you will ever feel is the pain and hollow emotion of knowing that you will forever be a burden on anyone who had ever loved you.

I wish for a 30-gallon garbage bag full of high-quality marijuana to appear in my living room

i wish 16yo girls was legal

Granted, but furries are everywhere now and are socially accepted.

I wish for every 1 second spent on Sup Forums a person must spend 10 on reddit

Granted, but so do you.

But you can only grant 1 wish at a time so the game is now broken

Worth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

"user can you pass me that nigga crayon?" "Sure" "Oh and that white one too" *Teacher yells at user* "user! That's a horrible word, you should say the more acceptable term, cracker"

I wish I was 16-yr-old female 9/10 qt whore

Granted, but your mum, dad, and best friend are now not only furries, but outrageously proud of it.

Granted but the cops catch you

Granted, but all your friends become pedophiles.

Granted, but you don't know how to avoid ruining the conventions of a simple light-hearted game for the sake of a false sense of dominance.

Granted but the police arrive seconds after it appears and confiscate it, and put you in prison.

Granted, but you're a blind quadriplegic now

I wish to be able to lucid dream

Granted, but not actually and they ask you to have a seat

I wish electronic music didn't exist

I wish all those porn game ads at the bottom would disappear

I wish the jews were nice

It's ok, it's legal in my state

i wish you couldn't corrupt this wish

I wish I never had to solve a captcha ever again

Granted but you never wake up

Granted, but who was phone?

granted but now country has become huge

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granted, but you can never sleep

gramted, but they have no power and are pretty much the blacks oftoday

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I wish a number 9, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two numbers 45 - one with cheese, and a large soda

Granted, but you are only aware of the fact that you are dreaming, and are unable to control the dream or make anything cool happen.

Granted, but the garbage bag also contains garbage.

Granted but they appear in the middle

I love country

granted, but you can't corrupt this corruption

I wish that this was a spiderman thread

I wish for my life to be sligtly better in every way

granted, but now you have to watch a 2 min lenght video every time you post anithing

Granted, but you have to perpetually repeat a timezone in which your friend CJ misses the train.

I wish a Kyuss comeback

Granted. Captcha is now replaced by a robotic arm that reaches out of your computer and jams itself up your asshole to verify that you're human

Granted but you dident follow the damn train

Granted, but you didn't follow the damn train. And you broke in to the wrong house

granted but it''s ahardcore anal poundiing spiderman thread

Granted but you become uncontrollably aroused at seeing pictures of spiderman

Granted, but everyone you care about has the opposite effect

I wish for my wish to be corrupted

Granted but its a jew

I already am. Try again.

So long No-Fap-November!!!

I wish for to be on reddit

i wish i fucking died a painful death only once and there is no afterlife

Granted but your dick falls off.

Granted, but Kyuss comes back and takes his arm and reaches out of your computer and jams itself up your asshole to verify that you're a fan.

I wish I was a little bit taller

granted, but you're revived by a passing ambulance and left $145,000 in debt

I wish I could meet M00t

Granted but every inch you are taller your nose grows bigger

Thats not very nice