P: Brett Anderson (L) 1. Kyle Schwarber (L) LF 2. Kris Bryant (R) 3B 3. Anthony Rizzo (L) 1B 4. Ben Zobrist (S) RF 5. Addison Russell (R) SS 6. Jason Heyward (L) CF 7. Willson Contreras (R) C 8. Brett Anderson (L) P 9. Javier Baez (R) 2B
Brewers lineup:
P: Jimmy Nelson (R) 1. Jonathan Villar (S) 2B 2. Domingo Santana (R) RF 3. Ryan Braun (R) LF 4. Travis Shaw (L) 3B 5. Jesus Aguilar (R) 1B 6. Hernan Perez (R) CF 7. Manny Pina (R) C 8. Orlando Arcia (R) SS 9. Jimmy Nelson (R) P
trade rizzo why the fuck is he trying to bunt with 2 out....Theo, please trade rizzo now
Jackson Walker
hi
Dominic White
time stamp or gtfo attention whore
Cooper Murphy
kys
Austin Gomez
stop trying to force this
Ayden Cook
Would you fuck her, bros?
Wyatt Turner
cube need pitching, could probably get a stud and 2 dubs for rizzo
Joseph Martin
F E E T E E T
Aiden Young
someone gimme the lowdown on anderson
cause uh those stats for the dodgers sure don't look good
Liam Miller
he had a decent season in 2015
he's the 5th starter, not an ace
Eli Harris
weak slider, no curve, and fast ball low 90's he's a fukken bum
Nicholas King
He has potential to be a pretty decent rotation guy.
Blake Cox
why the fuck hasn't hendricks started yet?
Asher Ortiz
set up man at best...god for about 2 innings
Joshua Reyes
Matchups
Alright my man, whatever you say.
Mason Nelson
joe memes wants to keep his innings down as much as possible
Luke Kelly
Zobrist getting Jesus power
Landon Richardson
...
Thomas Myers
D I N G E R I N G E R
Jackson Brown
DING DING DING
Evan Green
Did you remember to lock the gate?
Brayden Jones
She was too busy getting throat fucked by Jamal
Joshua Reed
Is jason heyward finaly useful now?
Holy fug
Daniel James
Zobased
Grayson Rodriguez
>americans
Luke Rivera
he's a cutie desu
Ethan Smith
is 2017 Heyward, dare I say it, /our guy/?
Levi James
When you just see Schawrber standing there after the hit, you just know he sent another one into low orbit.
Nothing's going to be as prolific as his optical illusion moonshot, but it's still magical to watch his dingers.
Nathaniel Jackson
For me it's Jake Arrieta's velocity
Jacob Brown
>Push up bra Roll those tits back up Ms saggy. I bet you could hide a dollar bill under those tits.
Henry Howard
>push up bra That is a bikini top, are you blind?
Christian Brown
Easy, he's only 12.
Adam Campbell
Stop trying to deflect from the fact she's a B cup with major sag.
A girl with small, saggy tits is proof God is not all loving.
Jaxson Ramirez
Fucking finally I'm able to watch a game this week.
Go Cubes!
Was way closer than I'd prefered, but I'm alive and safe.
Luke Campbell
>Zobshit
Evan Cook
first for my fellow bandwagonin cubbies fans
Jack Bailey
>Implying he wasn't useful last year. Fucker just took all his stats in hitting and put them into ever thing else. The man was faster than Fowler at base running
Austin Richardson
Oh my god you're alive
Owen Reyes
Glad you aren't ded
Camden King
>they are showing this game on twitter
neat.jpg
Hudson Phillips
Swedbro is here and he wasn't raped to death by Immigrants. All is right with the world.
Anthony Anderson
here's a (you)
Dominic White
Smorgasbord! How'r you doing Swedenbro?
Julian Cox
>ywn rape swedebro to death Fuck my life up family
Thomas Anderson
>And you're too... blonde!
Evan Fisher
All good. Excited that we finally have baseball again! Hope it goes well for you too.
If you can hook me up with a green card we can set up some sorts of deal senpai.
Michael Long
Nice to see you Sven.
Bentley Lee
We shall see. This could be THE year, after all.
Why could you see the season opener? How do you watch games in Dot SE?
Blake Mitchell
>big bully Nelson trying to scare MY Kris Bryant He needs to be stopped
Oliver Cook
questions: are the cubs really this bad? & are cubs fans really this pathetic?
Christopher Gray
I usually buy MLB.tv international around the allstar break/fathers day promotions. Until then I just watch random streams since the quality is usually good enough to identify pitches.
More than likely.
Ryan Howard
Yes
Adrian Lee
What are you trying to say, faggot?
Jackson Howard
I think you already know, friendo
Adrian Jones
...fug
Zachary Campbell
is this american 'banter'?
Dominic Carter
based Jimster
Cooper Clark
banter is for sawker lads
for example, the english are so bad at sawker they get cucked by their own goal stopper
Aaron Fisher
>3-0 to the fucking pitcher
Brody Bailey
listing useless pitching stats..
Nathan Peterson
>indoor bullpens
Carter Smith
>80 foot tall picture of Russell and his disgusting frog face stating at you from the scoreboard while he bats
Creepy desu.
Dylan Parker
>Heyward hitting to left He's still groundballin' tho but it's one step at a time I guess
David Walker
Which is the most economical, but really stupid way to celebrate a home run?
>A giant, mechanized Apple. >Turning your fountain on full blast. >Having your mascot go down a slide. Did I miss anything?
Also has the Brewer's mascot flung himself out of the slide and plummeted to the ground?
Ethan King
Why are there so many Cubs fans in Milwaukee?
Asher Brooks
whatever the fuck you wanna call it when the marlins homer
Matthew Sullivan
>why are there so many Cubs fans at Wrigley Field North? ftfy
Cameron Murphy
We are legion. And we can't afford tickets to Wrigley.
Jacob Howard
Weekend games at Wrigley run $100+ a seat. It's a lot cheaper for people living in Chicago to drive up to Milwaukee and see a game or two.
William Lee
On today's episode of "umpires who make up their own strike zone"...
Justin Barnes
jew ump
William Thompson
Is it just me or is this game exceedingly comfy?
I was in edge during that whole goddamn series against the cards.
Hudson Young
Jesus Aguilar will be the first MLB player to ever finish a season with a batting average over .500. And we got him for nothing....
Luke Stewart
It's because the Cubs aren't making uncharacteristically bad plays
Levi Turner
It helps that was arent playing the cards and instead the broors.
Ian Reyes
fucking jimmy nelson every time we go against this nobody
Jason Perry
jimmy nelson is bretty gud
Gabriel Powell
Serious question for my fellow midwesterners; How has Illinois not annexed Wisconsin by now? The lower half of the state pretty much belongs to us. Look at this "Milwaukee" crowd. It's made of all cubs fans.
Carter Lee
good to see you again swede bro
Luke Walker
And to any bulls fans here tonight; Hawks just won against the Cavs, making our playoff chances seem that much harder
Jeremiah Anderson
We have like 3 other teams we can cuck. Even the Bucks could still miss the playoffs.
Doesn't help that we're playing vs tanking teams which are the teams we really suck against.
Brandon Richardson
is it too late for the bulce to miss the playoffs?
Charles Price
What a silly way to end the inning.
Nathan Ward
Well the good news is if the Heat loose 2 of their next 4 games (they're currently tied with Toronto with 2 minutes left), the Bulls only gotta win one game out of our 4 for us to get into the 8th seed.
really hoping the bulls lose out now that Wade might be back in the lineup
Oliver Ward
agreed - I love jimmeh, but this team is a garbage fire
>balk
Charles Parker
Heh.
>Getting into the playoffs with a losing record. This is why the NBA is a joke right now. At least in the NFL it takes an entire division to be a dumpster fire in order to have a losing record and make the playoffs. The fact that multiple teams can get in with a losing record is a fucking joke.
Levi Robinson
Not like the 9th spot will get us anything good. We won't luck out that hard again.
At this point all there is to believe in is that like 20% chance of fucking over LeBron's legacy by killing the cavs in the first round.
Brandon Green
I will take a lottery ticket over getting t-bagged by Lebron or the Celtics
