She flirts with you

She flirts with you.

What do?

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Get the harpoons

Spunk all over her

Bet she gives great head.

trips has real answer

jesus how many calories a day do you gotta eat to maintain that weight lmao

Insert penis into belly-button.

Don't flirt with her back because im not a nigger

Yes, because white guys can't have a fat fetish.

I hate that stereotype. It keeps white guys from getting the fatties.

>spread lube under thiccest layer
>not enough much nutella spread during second lunch tho
>slide triple baconator out for good lucc
>hotdoggin, smell of hotdog
>grab robin by the bag until cume
>icecreamsandwhich.wav

this

Knock her up and marry that gorgeous queen.

put her in the slow cooker

You're retarded. Only blacks love fat chicks.

puke... and make sure to clean up the puke so she doesnt eat it...

Fuck her until my dick burns

Moar?

I'd fuck it once just to try it. Never had anyone beyond a slightly chubby.

Mandy majestic is so hot!

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Lead her back to her pod

I would dive right in.

keep pretending I like my job as a home health aid
>ask her to roll
>wash out the crud from between the folds
>ask her to roll
>wash out the crud from between the folds

Run away before i get steamrolled.

Ask her if my wife has any chance to compete with her.
Pic related, the wife

Gonna need to see some more of your wife.

What makes you think I'm NOT white?

Sara Aikawa.

this

Douse her with gasoline and set her on fire

>grease fire

Your flirting with me has made me reevaluate other areas of my life and I am proud to say, I'm gay.

>The Kevin Spacey Defense

sorry m‘lady, your ass is too small for me

NEED MOAR THICCCCC

I would excuse myself to the bathroom. While in there I would do an 8ball of coke, 5 hits of LSD, and smoke an 8th of some premium pot. When I come out I would pour myself a 20 oz cup of straight bourbon, and if I am still conscious and breathing after all that I would proceed to fuck the ever living hell out of her hoping I can make a get away before she falls in love.

I'd smile, do a quick 360 and walk away

i've tit fucked a girl who was this big.

her tits were so huge that they had the appearance of, and the feeling of, a butt. it was like i was fucking a weird additional butt

Do you mean you and your friends dicks?

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This is probably what will end up happening lol

Fuck every hole and fold I can get my dick into. Put my load right on her face.

No new pics since last year buddy?