Anyone ever fucked a sleeping/passed out chick?

Anyone ever fucked a sleeping/passed out chick?
What's it like?

I neither confirm or deny that I have recollection of that night sir.

yes but only consensual. It's the same as normal sex. Slightly worse because she can't contribute anything. Slightly better because it feels taboo.

My wife loves when she wakes up with cum in her pussy, she wants to fuck me when she wakes up with a load inside her. We've talked extensively about it and other weird little fetishes we both like that get us horny as fuck.

As the person doing it it's pretty fuckin great because you don't have to worry about her cumming or getting tired or worrying about positions, and you can just watch porn on your phone or look at hentai/lolis or whatever the fuck you want while your dicks wet. It's especially great if you can cum inside. Shit's cash.

only consensual. I was surprised they still get wet.

Obviously consensual only. Don't be a piece of shit and drug or rape them. If that's what you're planning just fucking kill yourself.

my wife likes it when i fuck her while she sleeps / almost sleeps. she always gets dripping wet. i usually just roll her on the side and have my way with her from behind. it has become somewhat a fetish of mine.

>can tell it's the degenerate drug cave because they always have a stolen street sign in there (which is government property)

sooo fugging edgy.

I fucked while passed out.
Woke up wearing my sisters one-piece swimsuit, hole cut at the ass and semen everywhere. It was a house party I threw for my birthday. Turns out my two friends persueded me to put it on and then they fucked me. Ass hurt so fucking much for like two days

I came. Thanks user.

Yeah i like thinking about it now but it was messed up. I felt raped

Ok sure haha

There's nothing edgy about metal posters

you mean rape?

Pffft
This fuggen guy

Wait, don’t rape them? Shit, I was going to and then you reminded me not to rape anyone. Thanks for the heads up, I had a rape-filled evening planned and now I have to cancel. She will never know how close she came to being raped and how you, random internet stranger, managed to save her.

A guy came in my mouth when I was passed out.

I fuck my wife in the ass when she passed out drunk, just writing this sentence gave me a bit of an erection. She doesn't know I do it, but I love it. She has woken up once, but she got into it. Sometimes when i am half asleep I fuck her, like we both come to and I'm balls deep in her pussy, so I just blamed it on that. It's not rape, we're married.

>it’s not rape, we’re married

my girlfriend and i sleep fucked once. i had a dream i was fucking this blonde chick and woke up in missionary with my girlfriend. she woke up right then too. we started fucking in our sleep. that happened 3 times

Apparantly, I rape my GF while I am asleep sometimes. I think it's my meds and alcohol. She says she doesnt mind it but it scares her because I don't stop.

No, it's a crime and I'm not that desperate.

"Passed out"...sure

I agree with you in spirit user, but trust me that it’s still rape if it’s your wife. Don’t expect to use that argument in court.

My GF and I have a pre-existing arrangement when it comes to this.
She has a kink about being taken advantage of and I feel dirty doing it but my cock gets so fucking hard that I have to let it out.
She used to take Klonopin/Xanax and have some drinks then pass out on me.
I'd get to roll her around and have all sorts of fun with her asshole. I'd watch it stretch around the head of my cock and then pull it out to watch it slowly close back up. Then I'd put it back in and watch her ass flex around my dick while I start pumping.
There were even a couple of times I got a2m out of the deal.
Always felt great when I'd pull out and nut all over her holes and then pop my cock in and out of her freshly lubed ass.

I wasn't conscious...

Friend passed out at a party in a bedroom. I stripped her and came in her mouth. Then proceeded to tell some randoms who just showed up at the party, told them about her and watched while they fucked her.

anyone who does this is a piece of shit and should have their dick removed

Virgin but I am gonna white knight a bit and say I would only do it if I knew the chick was cool with me banging her, an established fwb. Forgive my white knighting.

my gf and i sleep naked.
so i prone bone her some mornings if the angle is right. Her pussy goes into autopilot when i rub the tip up and down it.
She likes waking up to a nice deep thrust.

Sure thing Sup Forums bud

Sup Forumsud

Either you've got a micropenis or you're lying. Nobody would sleep through that.

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I do the same with my wife. She doesn’t give consent, but also doesn’t care. I wouldn’t hide that I fucked her in the ass.

>Be 18
>I once to a fall and it fucked my back up
> go to doctor
> "your backs fucked user"
>Cant sleep
>Get tranqz from doc
>Progressively get better
>Dont need tranqz
>dont tell doc
>Save Up tranqz for a month
>Go to bar
>Have tranqz ground up already
>pour them into the first cup(not a clear glass) I see
>itsadudes.gif
>Follow him to his car
>He fucking drops as soon as he sits in the drivers seet
>Pull him into the back seat, no one suspects, they all think im his friend taking him home
>park under a bridge
>Pull him out
>tie him up with his pants and hoodie( he was a chad pieceof shite)
>yourassismyne.jpeg
mfw
tfw you got laid
tfw you lost your virginity

It's not like they know about it, so it doesn't matter tbh.
You get some sweet pussy/butthole, and they get a deep dreamy sleep

sleep through what? she wakes up after i push all the way in.
what i meant with autopilot was that she gets nice and wet so i dont have to force it in too much.

Fuckin' asshole.

No, the reverse happened...
I woke up just to see my GF riding my morning wood.

How lmao

>What's it like?

Like pretty much everything in life, the reality never lives up to the fantasy.

It's not like I am doing something we don't do. She likes the butt stuff, it's just fun to be all filthy fuck and do it when she is passed out.

She would not sleep through that. Sorry but pick your out:
>micropenis
>lying

when I was in my early 20s I had a party and at the end of the night everyone crashed somewhere. A girl crashed in my bed with me. while she was asleep I started to rub her pussy. she woke up then we fucked.

true story, her name was...Jessica? i'm not sure it's been like a decade.

I groped and fingered a friend while she was drunk and I had to drive her home. That's about it.
Kind of shitty, but I had to do it. Her ass was just spilling out of her leggings, that I had to get some squeezes and feels in.

cool, i guess it mustn't have happened then.

>lying
good choice.

My gf likes to ger pissed drunk and allows me to fuck her when she's passed out. It's something we've talked about, and she only drinks when we want to fuck like that. She loves it and I do as well.

Found my friend's girlfriend passed out at his 21st in nothing but her undies and a t-shirt. I fucked her and groped her for about 15 minutes.

i fucked 2 passed out underage chicks when i was in my 20s. one was my young 14yo cousin who always had the biggest crush on me also when i was about 19 i went to this shitty party where no one showed up except for these 3 semi ugly skanks and they were down to fuck. seeing as there was only me and 2 other guys we decided to get fucked up with the skanks and i ended up with the one with buck teeth which put me off. i ended up getting so high and drunk that i stumbled my way into a bedroom and semi passed up only to be awoken by the buck tooth hoe trying to mount me and me drunknly trying to push her off. i kept resisting and finally passed out again to wake up in the morning with a raging boner and the skanks gone. one of the other guys came in to see me with a huge boner and started laughing and telling me about me being passed out with the bicktoothed skank trying to ride me and furiously jacking me off and giving me a blowjob to try and get me hard but she finally gave up and ended up getting fucked by one of the other guys

found the newfag

My wife and I have an agreement that I can fuck her if she's passed out drunk. I was complaining that she drinks too much and when she does that, she falls asleep and we never have sex.

She told me if that happens that I can fuck her as long as I lube her up and also cum IN her (not in her mouth or on her face/tits so less clean-up).

So on nights I'm horny and she's passed out I'll lube her up (vag or anal) and fuck her, nut and go to sleep.

The next morning all she'll says is "sorry for falling asleep".

my fiance and I have a similar agreement. have yet to cash in because she doesn't drink often

That's some scoliosis right there

I got a handjob once from ex gf while she was asleep. I was working late in bed with the laptop on one thigh, and she fell asleep on the other thigh. She mumbled something and stirred a bit, but didn't wake up.

That's hot. It would be so hard for me to not fuck someone like that. DNA and all. The mouth is alot better because your salive breaks down proteins and most chicks would wipe their face instead of going to the police with a creamy smear.

>go out with friend to get wasted one night
>end up at small house party with people I dont know
>get fucked up and stoned with like 4 girls and 6 guys
>get reked and go lay down in some room
>later two chicks bring in the owner of the house and shes totally fucked up
>they lay her down on the bed, they thought I was sleeping
>shes out cold
>nows my chance
>I start touching her tits and shit, she moans softly and doesnt fight it
>put her hand on my dick, she slowly rubs it
>go all out and touch her pussy and try fingering her
>I ask her if shes ok a few times and she always answers yes
>ask if she wants to fuck
>she says yes again but Im sure she doesnt know where the fuck she is
>undress her and start eating that pussy
>she gets into it i her drunken state
>she murmers and slurs during
>get her on her stomach and get my dick into her
>start fucking this chick
>she seems to enjoy it or whatever
>keep fucking for a decent time
>I need to cum
>blow my load all over her ass and back
>friend calls out to me, we need to bail
>he started a fight inside while I was fucking
>get dressed and leave asap

Did you cum?

Passed out chicks are my fetish

prime meat ripe for that taking

Like.. you jerked off with her hand?

you used a flesh fleshlight?

>once
>3 times

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>There's nothing edgy about metal posters
There's at least 4 edges on that poster and, in my book, that's sufficient edges to be edgy

You can't rape if you're hallucinating / asleep / not in conscious control of your body. No actus reus, no crime.

>wife and I go to a party - shes wearing a really short tight skirt
>wife gets really drunk
>take her home and see her lying down, passed out presenting her pussy and no panties.
>fuck her and cum in her
>come back an hour or so later and see here still lying there looking like she just go raped
>fuck her again an cum in her a second time
>take pic

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This. I dated a chick for a while who gave me permission to "take advantage" while she was asleep because she was a freaky little bitch like that. The sex itself was whatever but the act was a fucking blast.

What did Jessica look like?

Pussy is wet and react in different way.
Relaxed and amazing.

>be me
>long time ago at a very good friends party
>know every one there 2 chicks 4 dudes
>getting late, we are getting way drunker and higher every minute
>first girl goes home, 2 guys pass out
>its just me, her and the guy she apperently likes
>she is like pretty much cuddling up to him and getting even drunker
>rly late we crash on couch
>its him her and me and are watching smthin on tv, we fucked up as shit
>i think im gonna throw up go get some air
>see a joint and smoke it
>came back to the room, he is turned away from her and she has her back n ass turned towards me
>gettinghorny.exe
>call her by her name
>no response
>shit getting real
>i start touching her ass and tits
>realise i want more
>go towards her pussy
>she is still dressed, passed out af, im too scared to undress her
>she had those super small pants so i could see abit of her panties
>rub my finger on her panties towards the pussy
>wantmore
>check again of she is still asleep, proceede to take my dick out and make way to her pussy by pulling away the panties
>see pussy, start to finger
>she is wet af, i slowly stick my dick in it
>start fucking
>feels good
>meanwhile i was fucking her i start to feel like imma throw up again
>try to ignore that and focus on fucking
>rly close to nutting
>random tought: im gonna throw up
>but want to nut first
>ohshit.jpg
>pull my dick out, start masturbating like there is no tommorow finger her pussy, try not throw up
>right as im about to nut i throw up
>a high intellectual as me throws up not on the couch or on the floor but in a random bong near me
>still masturbating
>jizz, forget about pointing and jizz all over her, the couch and the guy sleeping next to her
>fuck.
>i clean the bong and leave the jizz on her and the random dude, thinking it will dry up, they wont notice
>morning
>noone noticed a thing
>the girl was saying she had a super hot dream of fucking him
>never told anyone, except you
>and this is the first time i fucked a passed out girl

got her to let her dog eat her pussy.

immediately after she ate her dogs pussy

oops wrong thread

Got fucked while passed out at a party. Well I woke up briefly but was too drunk and fell asleep again.

Had a girlfriend who liked that sort of thing, I don't think she knew how often I knew she woke up and then pretended to still be asleep just because that was kind of a weird fetish for her.

I prefer a girl to be active and vocal, but it is what it is.

I've woken up to a chick riding me twice in one night. It was nice except my dick was sore af from pounding her before we went to bed

Also she was crazy af

Picked up a chick with one of my buddies when I was a teenager. We got a couple bottle of mad dog 20/20. Drove around drinking, went for a walk in the woods drinking, she got sloppy, they sat on a log he started fingering her as she was almost passing out on his shoulder sitting on his lap. I went over and he pulled his hand out and I slid my hand in to finger her. We went back to his car, they got in the back seat and he fucked her. We pulled over, I got in the back seat and fucked her with no condom, blew it in her. I stole her panties and we dropped her off at the mall to meet her boyfriend. She was basically passed out when I fucked her. I fingered her ass a bit, she protested but I didn't give a fuck and while I was fucking her I stuck that finger in her mouth.

And BTW I don't give a fuck so white knight away. Not the slightest bit of guilt and would do it again in a heartbeat.

Do you realize on what thread you are ?

Why didn't you fuck her ass?

you must have failed your crim law class.

voluntary ingestion of mind-altering substances does not negate actus reus.

because then my dick wouldve smelled like ass

#metoo

Sound thinking user.

it does if he took them as prescribed.

although the alcohol indicates he probably isnt.

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>Do you realize on what thread you are ?
Do you?

does dead one count?

no. but i got fucked by a sleeping/passed out chick though while i was wide awake.

i yelled rape and she woke up and i passed out

technically she wouldn't be passed out/sleeping - but i'll allow it... greentext that shit son.

who cares?
just stick it in her mouth afterward

but that didn't stop you from fingering it did it ...

I fuck my wife when she's passed out all the time

makes me cum buckets

I had same agreement with my GF she went away to college and would get blackout drunk with strangers around. I said when you pass out drunk ppl could strip you naked and fuck you with out you knowing. She said that's rediculous and we made a bet. I won the bet. She woke up naked had and ha no idea why.

And the sex is not that good. It like fuckin a hot wet yet limp rag doll. Maybe a little excitement on whether she wakes but overall not that good and still feels indecent even rho

must have a small dick then.

it's not massive

but she's a heavy sleeper

>And the sex is not that good. It like fuckin a hot wet yet limp rag doll
Speak for yourself, a hot tight hole feels good regardless. I don't need her to be into it or moving.
That makes it hotter imo, it's like they're your personal meaty cumsleeve to do with as you please

How much did she resist?

Yeah. My ex and I used to unknowingly have sex with each other, when we thought the other was awake.

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