How have girls reacted to your dick, Sup Forums?

How have girls reacted to your dick, Sup Forums?
Where they happy to see what you got? Any laugh and turn you down?
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lets say last 4 girls...
4th- Woo... you have a dick.... XD
3rd- well i can stroke it... XD
2nd- Nice... Perfect fit.
1st- damn it's huge.

So is that a "I have a tiny penis" kind of response? Or more a "girls have never seen my dick" kinda response?

Most girls I've been with just have ne stick it in and don't say two words about it.
I did date a black girl for a while that seemed like she was surprised at how pink my cock head was though. She used to rub it on her lips and say it was like "putting on my lipstick"
Which was pretty hot

literally every girl/guy has said it's too big for them.

What reaction would you expect? A penis is generally just a penis.

The last 3 girls I slept with have all said my cock was the most amazing they have seen/had. 1 of them had some crazy orgasms, hit the right spot I guess.

Mostly, they got more pleasure from my tongue than anything.

its not huge, but its a great cock. Just under 8" no BS.

Mine looks like OP's pic and my gf in high school and her friend that used to fool around with us used to say my dick looked "cute" and "like a baby bird" and they'd usually ask me to whip it out when we were all bored and they'd usually play with it a bit. Not like all out hj/bj, but like nuzzle and pet it.
I miss high school girls...

t. Dicklet

Every girl has always been impressed by my dick. I've never had a girl not widen her eyes when she's seen it.

Only have I send pictures to girls... the one I send to love it and thinks its awesome and want to meet me. But im to much of a chicken and are still a kissless virgin. Cant take the first step

This. In general girls just grab it. Might make a face like it's nice but don't verbally state any anything in particular they like about it. My wife seems pretty pleased with it.

Another pic... is my dick okay b?

Why does your hand look like a woman's?

old black lady on chatspin yesterday told me "nice dick" and then showed me her saggies ...how many points do I get for that

7inches reporting.

I developed faster than most guys in my age group so when I was 16-18 (brit-bong age of 6 is 16) I got a reputation for having a big cock.

To be honest I got a bit carried away with myself and I basically used to try a woo girls on the basis I had a big dick and other guys didn't.

Which I soon found out stops being impressive unless you're genuinely huge and not just above average.

Do you guys think girls would like it? Anything I should worry about before I pull my pants down?

It's my gf hand... jk its mine and fuck you im a man with a mans hand

That's a suckable cock

All it's missing is nail polish. It's so feminine that I wouldn't mind it stroking mine.

The fuck.. man u sick. Thats kinda gay dont you think?

>19
>at first college dorm party
>people are getting naked and goofing off
>never been naked with anyone else let alone a girl, but decide fuck it, and not miss my chance
>get naked, chill on couch with skinny girl with long hair down to her ass
>we chat it up for a while, eventually start talking about each other's bodies (I say she's pretty, I love her flat stomach, and I point out the neat trim job she did on her bush)
>she asks if she can give my penis a "makeover"
>wtf.jpg
>don't know what she means by this but if a girl is gonna touch my dick sure, why not
>she pulls out her make up bag and has me lay back as she literally puts make up on my dick, creme, powder, she even colors the opening of my foreskin with lipstick
>"there! Now your dick is so pretty, user!"
>I have the weirdest boner

beta detected

I guess kind of. I'm just detecting a trap.

>is that it?

How did this start with the fiends? Did I ever have any full put threesomes with them?

I'm 16 and look even younger. I think that's why girls are always impressed with my dick, despite it only being about 7 inches. Also, I've only been with 4 girls so far, so I would need a bigger sample size.

Snapchat is Ekko_Ekko

Looks good, very similar to mine actually but I don’t have as much of a curve... u got kik? It’d be fun to compare

Actual fag here, the common response is I'm really big and really veiny, veins are true but the big statement is only because I fuck twinks

There's no niggers where I live, so they didn't said anything bad. I have an average dick. That's it.

Sounds fun actually. Did she suck it after or help u cum?

I would, but I don't have one.

I’ve been told I’m a lot thicker than they thought I would be. I’m kind of skinny so I guess girls think it will be skinny as well but it’s pretty thick and 6.5 long. Also been told it looks really nice like very proportional and ‘pretty’ I guess some guys have some pretty mangled cocks that don’t look nice

This. What's your reason for detecting this, user?

same here

After the make up thing, I ended up drawing on her back and tits with body markers, nothing ever went past that though

Damn u didn’t ask to paint her pussy ?? Was she getting wet?

No. Only snapchat. Add Ekko_Ekko

First girl I had sex with told me "you have to go easier on me with that thing!"

Another one shined up and said "ooh, both hot and hung"

But mostly it's along the lines with "damn that's a thick one"

Here's a secret for you virginfags, women don't find penises attractive. Don't worry about that, just learn how to use it and toil be fine.

Only been laughed at once but that was cause i couldnt get hard after drinking jack daniels for about 20 hours

Fuck yeah! Do u have kik?

>Did I ever have any full put threesomes with them?
What did you mean by this???
Anywho, we all started fooling around together cause the three of us would just always hang out after school at my gf's place and we were horny teenagers.
We never had a three way, but we used to play strip games together, and my gf's friend used to masturbate in front of us.
From the striping games we just started casually touching each other. I'd fuck my gf, but she didn't feel comfortable with me and her friend having sex, she was fine with the light touching though which was fine by me.

That’s hot man, did the friend orgasm when she would masturbate? How did their pussys compare to each other?

My dick is about 6.3 inches long but only 4.7 in girth and it feels fucking thin. My girlfriend loves it and I regularly make her cum but fucking hell do I feel tiny. Jesus, looking at you guys here is depressing. Some of your dicks look like coke cans, and mines more like a toothpaste tube.

Plus, I have phimosis lol.

But do u have kik?i asked my gf if mine was smaller would u rather lose length or girth and she said length, I guess further is what feels the best for her

Lol glad my dumb high school stories are up your alley, user. I mean I don't remember every detail cause this was probably 15 years ago now, but my gf's friend used to have one of those small white pocket vibes that she would carry around with her, and she would just ask my gf if it was cool if she used it and would just go to town in front of us while me and my gf would play stuff like tony hawk pro skater. My gf was a cute chubby girl, and our friend was kinda a skinny hippie chick. My gf used to shave because I told her having a bush made it hard to eat her out, and she loved me eating her out so she'd always shave for me. Hippie girl had a bush like fuzzy underpants and pit hair to match lol
Once I remember they rubbed icey hot on my junk while we watched lord of the rings because they wanted to see my reaction.
That was... An experience.

DisposableDick is my user

>phimosis
How does you gf feel about that?
Any pics?

I've had a couple tell me it's big, but on average most girls are only mildly impressed. That's okay though

She legitimately does not care, just wants to make sure I'm comfortable all the time. To be completely honest with you, it hardly affects me. Blowjobs feel great, handjobs, jacking off. Sex is uncomfy if it gets pulled back too hard but 95% of the time it's great. We have sex all the time, oral, so yeah she doesn't care. Like I said, she loves my dick, it's just myself that's insecure about it.

I'm in work ATM but add me on kik and I'll shoot you a picture when I can. DisposableDick

Humiliation, stupid. Try to fit in a little bit, mkay?

So far all except one just went completely silent, and the one that didn't loudly exclaimed "holy SHIT!"
I like either reaction, feels good man.

Always stoked. Not the longest, just under 8" long but 6" around with a big head. Once she sees it, guaranteed I'm getting in there.

No, I think this is a gay thread, retard.

>pic related
18, I've only fucked 10 chicks, and a few have said I'm the biggest guy they've been with. I kinda doubt it, considering I'm not that big.

Can my pecker still grow Sup Forums?

Current gf was a former lesbian who decided to "take a chance on me"
>moment of truth
>she undoes my pants, pulls my boxers down
>*cue "b-ooOOo-ing!" sound effect*
>she cracks up laughing
>I ask her if everything is okay, she says yeah, it's just dicks are "So fucking weird"
>takes her time, examined how everything works
>she says "So it's like a big clit?"
>almost cute in her attempt to figure out how a cock works
>she is rubbing the head with the palm of her hand
>never seen that method, but it feels good so hey, whatever works I guess?
She's got the hang of things now, but god damn the first couple months were awkward as fuck

>Several girls told me that it was big
>I thought that was a thing all the girls say because courtesy
>Then i was fucking some really slutty one from tinder and the condom broke
>No problem user, i´m on the pill, but what size of condom do you use?
>Dunno, the regular one
>What, whith that (pointing to my penis) you need a bigger size
>And that was the day i found that i have a huge cock

>girl finds out I'm uncut
>she asks to see it
>show her
>she pulls my skin back and forth over the head a couple of times
>she says "woah that's cool!"
>thanks I guess???
>"can I try something?"
>sure
>mfw she blows into the end of my foreskin like a fucking balloon

she gagged

Why does it seem like it's girls who write these greentext stories.

They usually put it in their mouth.

Do you think girls are masquerading as guys to learn the secrets of our dicks, user?

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This is mine anons, just turned 18 and still a virgin so I'm not sure :/

I can tell you're 7.5 inches user.

Is that good user?

Her

It's just 13cm, about avg in girth.
first girl I hooked up felt wasn't really excited, she knew it's not big and felt loose as if you had a glove on your dick, so it sucked. Felt like a ruined day when I went back home.
Current gf wasn't baffled or disappointed, came hard and several times from it and it's definitely more intense biz than 2 fingers.
She had a bigger guy once, but never came from sex before at all, while I get her dizzy and shaking, so...
I guess it's a 3/6, satisfying, but not amazing.
More about the technique than the size tbh. Had to repeat several times I've barely gotten experience to make her believe me.

I wish I could laugh harder at this obvious attempt to hide your virginity.

Yes.

My cock

Thanks!

I'm really not sure, but there's something really feminine about these stories and the way they're typed.

user is right.
This sounds like a girl writing this shit.
Like not even being able to think what having a dick means.

Damn you look very similar to me it's crazy. Like, our dicks are fucking identical, I'm 18, kissless virgin but only slightly skinnier

also, no homo

>I wish I could laugh harder at this obvious attempt to hide your virginity.
This comment makes no sense. Can you say one thing about me that would suggest you know what you're talking about?

Add me on kik user, capman_samata

I'm curious to see how wee measure up

i wish my cock was longer and thicker but no girls have complained about it

"So thats what you've been hiding from me" Lowers my pants so quickly she scratches the shit out of the sides of my legs and then proceeds to deepthroat me and swallow my load. Mind you i'd had not jerked it in a week but she took it all in like a champ. Then i woke up.

What does "having a dick" mean, user?

last woman i fucked was a qt milf from work, there had been two years of flirting and sexual tension so when she straddled me and sank her pussy down onto my cock and let out an involuntary 'jeeeesus chrrrrist' before riding me hardstyle it was pretty hot

that's a big lie and you know it

MODS

that's a big lie and you know it

>Like not even being able to think what having a dick means.
seems like you've watched too much porn, boy

In the society I live in, it means having less privileges and a harder life.

if ur huge or ur cock just looks good and thick they will compliment or light up because it makes them easier to be aroused just like big tits work for men

if not they will just suck it

Not him, but you'll have to explain this one.

it's not. it's a relatively mundane story.

you'll have to suck my penis

I'll attempt to analyze it:

He said
>Like not even being able to think what having a dick means.
This means that the writer did not understand how it feels to have a dick. When he said "what having a dick means", he obviouisly did not talk about the meaning of having a dick as in the philosophical question, but more in the lines of the personal meaning, the implications, of having a dick.

And then she responded:
>seems like you've watched too much porn, boy
This seems to indicate she thinks he doesn't know enough about real world sex because he's been fooled by pornography. She's basically saying that he's lacking knowledge about sex. But how is this a response? It really isn't a direct response to his statement, or a refutement of his statement, but more of an insult.

That does sound pretty hot, whether it's true or not. What else did she say as she took it?

What was deleated???

An ex said she was happy when she first as it becaue it was big and stuff. She would show her girlfriends pics of it and she said they all liked it, even her sister.

Another ex fuck buddy would say shit like "I want that big dick of yours"

Another ex said it wouldn't fit in her mouth when I was about to nut because it would swell up

Another ex said something like "oh you don't need to worry about that when the discussion of my dick size came up

That's all I remember as an old fag. Fucked a new chick Saturday and she didn't say anything about it...
Wether they are being honest or just being nice it's still cool. I know what I got and it's nothing huge, just little bigger than average of say.

first time i tried to have sex i couldnt get it up

like the moment my girl started sucking me my dick went off

it worked the second time around but i think i might have issues in that regard cuz it has happened again

i lost my virginity really late (24) and i'm extremely insecure

any tips on how to get instant boners?

I have 3 younger sisters, growing up we saw each other nude a lot, even showered together pretty often. they would still always sneak a peak though