give me something to say and I'll say it on vocaroo
Give me something to say and I'll say it on vocaroo
Elijah Cooper
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Dylan Morris
takei did nothing wrong.
Jaxon Barnes
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Rick’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid
Zachary Hill
"Put some echo on the drums and I'll let you fuck me in the bum"
William Sullivan
If dubs, you don't say this because it's lame at this point.
Say this instead:
Why are women such magnificent and tempting creatures, yet they allude me so? Why has the universe doth dealt me with these useless cards I hold in my hand?
All I want out of life is to feel the warm, soft embrace of a woman's lips caressed mine. I want to love her passionately from dusk till dawn and then lay with her in our bed until the sun fully rises above the horizon. We could sit and watch youtube all day (I pick Filthy Frank hehe) and then go out for sushi and then look for anime at the F.Y.E. This would be my most perfect date. Then we would come back home and I would once again rock her world with my innovative sex moves (I have a special one for her. I call it the "Apple Boy.")
Oh but nary a one has come knocking at my doorstep of love. I want my own personal goddess that I can love tenderly and tell her sweet things. But as it seems for now, I am left here on earth while the angels soar above, so unobtainable. Oh woe these feelings of longing and passion. Woe the ever-burning lust in my heart. I will have you someday, my love, wherever you are, I will find my forever after.
>make it dramatic
Adrian Jackson
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Wyatt Ortiz
>allude me so
Matthew Baker
Dubs niggers
Brody Rivera
Jason Wood
Trampibio trampibio trampibio. Yeah trampibio
Jayden Thompson
Cooper Wright
nice voice OP
Blake Smith
Thanks, friend.
Jonathan Gonzalez
I am the Lying King
Leo Richardson
say goodnight
Daniel Morales
Joshua Wright
Thank you op
Jayden Murphy
No problem.
Logan Reed
...
Evan Rogers
xd
Blake Stewart
Say:
I cry a lot when i touch my self
Jeremiah Mitchell
先輩、私に気づいてください!
Connor James
My thoughts go back to erect nipple wet dreams with Mary Jane Rotten-Crotch and the great homecoming fuck fantasy.
Jayden Collins
Lincoln Cook
is that from scrotie mcboogerballs?
Isaac Ward
more
Kayden Rogers
Interest is waning so I'll give it another shot this evening! I appreciate your requests.
Oliver Fisher
>speakpipe.com
anime faggot
Lucas Watson
It's what he wanted, man. Who am I to judge?
Sebastian Fisher
>only for dubsman
Daniel Peterson
lil bitch
Joshua Parker
That's some scoliosis right there.
Tyler Bennett
Rachel Im gonna ruin your life you dumb bitch no forgivi no forgotti asbestos
Chase Ward
"No! Autism this powerful can't possibly be from a single user... It's entirely not possible! What the fuck are you? You. You have to die! It's far too dangerous to let you live!"
Isaiah Cooper
Bump
Brayden Martinez
Bump