YOU ARE INVOLVED IN AN ACTIVE MASS SHOOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROLL FOR YOUR FATE:
1~5 = SHOT TO DEATH
6~9 = CRITICALLY INJURED
0 = SPARED
11~55 DUBS = FAKE DEATH
66~99 DUBS = BARGAIN FOR LIFE
00 DUBS = CALL THE POLICE
111~555 TRIPS = ESCAPE
666~999 TRIPS = ATTEMPT TO TACKLE SHOOTER
000 TRIPS = JOIN THE SHOOTER
QUADS = CALL IN SWAT
YOU ARE INVOLVED IN AN ACTIVE MASS SHOOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HEIL HITLER
kek
But I'm the shooter.
O shit
Roll
Rollllllll
Reroll to see if bargain worked.
Roll
Rip in pepe
Roll
how can I join the shooter if I am the shooter?
Cum at me shooter
Reply
roll.
Roll
Not gonna get me ya neckbeareded faggot!
Rolling
Roll me the fuck outta there
roll
Nothing can harm me
Roll
roll
this will never happen, but why not?
Is that because you're not a fucked up americunt?
For new zealand!
Rollan
I would ask shooter for a gun, usually they bring up plenty, then fucking help them in a good cause.
Faked me death
You faked your death for new zealand?
0 get
I am ready for death
I'm not American so this won't happen, especially as I have no plans to leave Canada. I will however roll to get the hamburger experience.
Shot to death gg. This is what happens when you visit hamburger land.
i roll for initiative
i go first
i roll for attack, nat 20
i crit the school shooter
school shooter dies
i gain 1000xp
rolll
Q,d9, (a
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rolly
Nothing of value was lost.
roll
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rollin 4 kill
If you are the shooter you must have shot yourself when you were done.
Good job.
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roll
let's go, 000
welp here we go
Reroll from beyond the grave for swat team
roll
kill me
sweet roll
YES
i wanna die
no
paramedics brought you back
let it rip
Riperino
FUCKING SHOOT MEE!!
Kill me please.
End me.
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SIEG HEIL
fuck im already dead
Yàaaaaargh
Heres to join in on the fun!
Niggers
rullin
lozr
Going for trip 0
how roll?
ur gay
3 in 1000 to attempt to fight the shooter? Sup Forums doesnt stand for /bitches/. Most of us want to go down in a blaze of glory.
shooterfag here, you can't join me because OP is a faggot
Please let me die
Rollllll
*rolls behind you*
*unsheathes dubs*
Shot me dead nigger.
Turns out I am the shooter
Rolly roll
newfag here, where is the roll button
roll
Rolling. also wasabi green pea.
in your ass
Roll
Rolling
rollin
Roll
Rollllll pew pew
God walks with me
The Jesus in my bread hardens my body
With my page turned to John, the decisions become apparent.
Roll to join
C'mon already, make it quick.
5 get
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K
hi
GO roll
Why not
Rollerino
Rolling.