YOU ARE INVOLVED IN AN ACTIVE MASS SHOOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YOU ARE INVOLVED IN AN ACTIVE MASS SHOOTING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROLL FOR YOUR FATE:

1~5 = SHOT TO DEATH
6~9 = CRITICALLY INJURED
0 = SPARED

11~55 DUBS = FAKE DEATH
66~99 DUBS = BARGAIN FOR LIFE
00 DUBS = CALL THE POLICE

111~555 TRIPS = ESCAPE
666~999 TRIPS = ATTEMPT TO TACKLE SHOOTER
000 TRIPS = JOIN THE SHOOTER

QUADS = CALL IN SWAT

HEIL HITLER

kek

But I'm the shooter.

O shit

Roll

Rollllllll

Reroll to see if bargain worked.

Roll

Rip in pepe

Roll

how can I join the shooter if I am the shooter?

Cum at me shooter

Reply

roll.

Roll

Not gonna get me ya neckbeareded faggot!

Rolling

Roll me the fuck outta there

roll

Nothing can harm me

Roll

roll

this will never happen, but why not?

Is that because you're not a fucked up americunt?

For new zealand!

Rollan

I would ask shooter for a gun, usually they bring up plenty, then fucking help them in a good cause.

Faked me death

You faked your death for new zealand?

0 get

I am ready for death

I'm not American so this won't happen, especially as I have no plans to leave Canada. I will however roll to get the hamburger experience.

Shot to death gg. This is what happens when you visit hamburger land.

i roll for initiative
i go first
i roll for attack, nat 20
i crit the school shooter
school shooter dies
i gain 1000xp

rolll

Q,d9, (a
¢} iws us i(+#!# )n nn!!n

rolly

Nothing of value was lost.

roll

...

rollin 4 kill

If you are the shooter you must have shot yourself when you were done.

Good job.

.

...

roll

let's go, 000

welp here we go

Reroll from beyond the grave for swat team

roll

kill me

sweet roll

YES

i wanna die

no

paramedics brought you back

let it rip

Riperino

FUCKING SHOOT MEE!!

Kill me please.

End me.

...

SIEG HEIL

fuck im already dead

Yàaaaaargh

Heres to join in on the fun!

Niggers

rullin

lozr

Going for trip 0

how roll?

ur gay

3 in 1000 to attempt to fight the shooter? Sup Forums doesnt stand for /bitches/. Most of us want to go down in a blaze of glory.

shooterfag here, you can't join me because OP is a faggot

Please let me die

Rollllll

*rolls behind you*
*unsheathes dubs*

Shot me dead nigger.

Turns out I am the shooter

Rolly roll

newfag here, where is the roll button

roll

Rolling. also wasabi green pea.

in your ass

Roll

Rolling

rollin

Roll

Rollllll pew pew

God walks with me
The Jesus in my bread hardens my body
With my page turned to John, the decisions become apparent.

Roll to join

C'mon already, make it quick.

5 get

...

K

hi

GO roll

Why not

Rollerino

Rolling.