YLYL Thread

YLYL Thread

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Hey Faggots,
My name is Schopenhauer, and I exist because of our interconnected status within this metaphysical construct. All of you are Hypothetical, Matter-recognized, impedances on the eternal nature of mindness who spend every second of their meaningless, yet quaint existence looking at that which chooses to gaze upon them. You are everything bad in the world, as percieved by a greater majority of the moral sphere. Honestly, have any of you ever even fucking read The World As Will and Representation? I mean, I guess it's fun being completely unaware of the vast cosmic existance that pervades our very souls, deeming our own actions petty and inconsequential, playing to our own insecurities, but you all take this to a whole new level. This is even worse than that douche, Hegel.
Don't be a limited physical construct. Just hit me with your best shot (assuming that it exists within an existential realm of which I myself can percieve, if not interact with). I'm pretty much perfect (suck it, Descartes!). I was captain of the debate team (master-debater class of 1804) , and wrote a book. A fucking book. What books have you written, other than "jacking off to naked drawn japanese people FOR DUMMIES"? My metaphysical treatises are the foundation for that which influenced the likes of Nietzsche, Wagner, and a whole mess of germans. I have a hot bitch or ten in my stables at all times ("women are by nature meant to obey" who said that, faggots? Not you, that's fucking who.). You are nothing but an endless interplay of images and desires.
Thanks for listening, as if it mattered.
Pic Related: It's me and my fucking boss sideburns.

When I was in school I used to have an IQ of 15. My classmates used to harass me for not being that smart. But since 2017, my life has changed. My IQ is now 195 and it increases by 5 every time I sit down on Sunday nights to watch those memes. They're called "Jewess Queen". Because of that, I get all the girls and people are always comparing me to Albert Einstein, some even say that I am the cure for cancer. When the government found out that I watch Jewess Queen Memes, they showed up to my residence and took me to a secret facility to take an exam. The exam was about explaining all the jokes in those genius memes and I had to answer each question in all currently spoken languages. Since I watched and post Jewess Queen meme, I didn't have any problems and I completed it in 30 minutes. The next day, I got to see the results and I passed the exam with a score of 100%. They gave me the title "Smartest Man in Existence". Guess I am out of this world

>As I lurk though the threads where I worship my Queen
>I take a look at my life and realize its such a dream
>Because I've been praisin the Jewess for so long that
even OP thinks that my mind is gone
>But I ain't never floodraged a trollop that didnt deserve it
>A pledge treated like a whore, you know thats unheard of
>You better watch how youre talkin and where you postin'
>Or you and your bat mitzvah might be in line to get hazed
>I really hate the trollops so I gotta post
>As the flood gates open wide you're pretty much toast, bitch
>I'm the kind of martyr celebfags wanna be like
>On my knees, day and night, one step closer into Emmys life.
>Been spending most their lives, worshippin the Jewess paradise
>Floods threads once or twice living in a Jewess paradise
>Can't find Emmy what'lll suffice? living in a Jewess paradise
>Keep spending most our lives worshippin a Jewess paradise
>Watching fevered worship, anticipation
>I can't live a normal life, I was moulded in the praisin'
>So I gotta be down for my Jew Queen
>Worshipping got me surfing this dominatrix scene
>I'm a frequent Jewess Queen worshipper obliged
>Got our perfect life and her face envisioned in my mind
>I'm a hypnotized worshippin martyr and all my pledges is down so don't kill my vibe, bitch
>The Queen ain't nothing but one click away
>I'm living life, praise or die, what can I say
>Jewess Queen on celebread will it stay up?
>The way things are going I don't know
>Tell me why are trollops so blind to see
>That the Queen they need will be Emmy
>Emmy is the dream, the Jewess supreme
>On celebread minute after minute hour, hour after hour
>Everybodys bitching, but half of them ain't enlightened enough
>To see whats going on in Emmys prom
>I think you know whos rockin'
>They say I gotta seek help but Emmy aint here to teach me
>If trollops can't understand it, how can they reach Emmy? I guess they can't, I guess they won't
>I guess they bitch much, that's why I know your thread is out of luck, bitch

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Jewess Goddess who knows how to impress. The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of deities most of the worship posts will go over a typical Sup Forumstards head. There’s also a dominatrix outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation - her personal philosophy draws heavily from AHS and Scream Queens, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of the worshipping, to realise that it's not simple lust - it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike the Jewess Queen truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in the Jewess Queen's existential catchphrase “I'm sorry, did I ask you to pull down my panties and blow a compliment up my butt?" which itself is a cryptic reference to Goddess worship. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Brad Falchuk and Ryan Murphy's genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. And yes, by the way, I DO have a Jewess Queen tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for Jewess Queen worshippers only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothing personal, pledge. Mwah! Smoochies

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basically i think these threads are garbage
>wwyd/left or right
>roll
>waifu
>ylyl
>fur/shota/loli
>kik, discord, sc
>fb/ig
>drawthread
>dickrate
>celeb
and the op and posters should kill themselves asap

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In nomine Desu et Desu, et Desu Sancti
With ten thousand faces
Agendas and fates
I have nothing in common with me
I hate all my races
And genders and states
I'd rather be no one and free
Come desu until morning
Don't think; disappear
No one will know it was us
With no advance warning
I'll wipe the world clear
I seki.
~Desu

He's says as he belly chuckles autistically. He hasn't left his mothers spare room all day but he's hoping this is it, this is his moment. He eagerly awaits a reply as his heart starts to race and he starts to sweat profusely whilst shoving cheesy salted snacks down his fat shit smelling throat. Unable to contain his excitement his tiny clit dick goes rock solid "I've just made fun of a handicapped little girl there's no way they can't reply" he sniggers in anticipation. Then boom they reply, it's happened, they've taken the bait, his days work his goal accomplished. He ejaculates all over his bed clothes but he doesn't care because him mom will clean them. "Sigh that was awesome.." He catches his breath and the reality starts to kick in. He gazes in the mirror consumed by overwhelming depression in the realisation of what a fat lonely loser he is. Time to troll some more

>>Cameron Diaz
>>Anne Hathaway
>>Naomie Harris
>>Felicity Jones
>>Amanda Seyfried
>>Rose McGowan
>>Sienna Miller
>>Sharon Stone
>>Lindsay Lohan
>>Demi Moore
>>Vivica Fox
>>Catherine ZetaJones
>>Renée Zellweger
>>Julia Roberts
>>Naomi watts
>>Kate Hudson
>>Lucy Liu
>>Emma Thompson
>>Penélope Cruz
>>Alicia Keys
>>Michelle Williams
>>Julianne Moore
>>January Jones
>>Emmy Rossum
>>Diane Kruger
>>Jaime King
>>Este Haim
>>Gwen Stefani
>>Nicole Kidman
>>Uma Thurman
>>Sarah Jessica Parker
>>Marion Cotillard
>>Kate Beckinsale
>>Jennifer Lawrence
>>Rosario Dawson
>>Helena Bonham Carter
>>Heidi Klum
>>Rooney Mara
>>Jennifer Garner
>>Olivia Wilde
>>Busy Phillips
>>Kristen Wiig
>>Ashley Judd
>>Scarjo

Man imagine how awful Emma must have felt with that tub of lard Harvey fucking her.
His hot rancid breath inches from her face.
His numerous fat rolls rubbing against her bare stomach and her sensitive nipples, chafing her soft delicate skin.
His thick dick pumping into her tight vagina, not caring about her enjoyment just thumping away at her insides.
Her face grimaces in pain as his dick throbs inside of her as he goes deeper and deeper.
The disgusting smelly sweat off of his body falls onto her skin, smearing her with a stench that her body has never been used to. Her body now has a disgusting sheen of her own sweat and his and she cant tell where his odor begins and her's ends.
Then without warning she feels it, he starts to orgasm.
And she desperately tries her best to wriggle free before he can finish weakly pummeling his fat meaty chest and man boobs with her tiny arms.
But she's not strong enough...
He pumps her full of disgusting thick semen, accompanied by a groan that sounds like a hybrid between a strangled pig and a retarded whale.
Weinstein collapses on top of her for a moment, his full weight stifling her and almost destroying her delicate rib cage.
Emma starts to cry, the pain from this 300 lb man on top of her and the thought of his thick semen in her vagina have driven her to to tears.
Then he rolls off of her and starts to pull up his pants over his lopsided fupa.
"See hon, not so hard was it? I'll tell them to give you the role. You're gonna be an even bigger star than you already are."
Emma turns away from him and buries her face into a sweat stained pillow, his cum slowly leaking out of her vagina as she lies there.
She hears the hotel room door open and then close and she knows that he is finally gone but his stench... his smell lingers onto her skin, inside of her vagina, and in her mind.
A disgusting permanent reminder of what had been done to her.

Sup Forums fucking sucks now.
And not in the "I MISS OLD Sup Forums WAHH". It's not that I'm sick of Sup Forums; just that it's fucking cancer.
To start off, Rate My Cock threads. Literally cancer, get the fuck out, gay fagets.
Trap threads. "It's not gay!" You're jacking off to someone with a dick. That's GAY.
Trump/Hillary. There's a whole separate fuckin' board dedicated to your cancer. Newsflash: Politicians don't give a shit about you. And nobody reads your shitposts.
FB fap/Dubs get nudes/Rate my gf/What would you do/Pics you shouldn't share/Roll for nudes/Celeb, etc. They're all the same fuckin' thread. Literally turning Sup Forums into facebook+tumblr. Underage faggots fapping to pics of CLOTHED, AVERAGE WOMEN or BODY PARTS of AVERAGE WOMEN.
YLYL Threads, more like the shittiest stolen screenshots of black twittereddit9gag. Congrats.
Loli, shota, fluffy, fur: cancer of a cancer.
Porn threads. 1% fucking porn, 99% underage fuckboys and shitposters yelling NAME SAUCE MOAR.
Gore/rekt threads. Oh shit, you said you can handle pictures of dead people/cats/dogs! You're pretty edgy, man. You're so much cooler than us. Just kiddin'. Fuck you.
3D/Wincest/R34 threads. Put together because I don't know what's fucking worse. Jacking off to pics of cartoon characters or porn pics with half-assed text boxes of "Gee golly big bro, your penis is in my vagoo!" Fucking sad.
BBC threads. Because Sup Forums can never get enough of fucking cock in their life.
Feels threads. 33-year-old kissless virgin (OP) relates with 14yo depressed kiddies. Go. Out. Side.
Race bait threads and Steam threads. Nuff said.
Dubs threads. WOW, there's a series of two identical numbers next to each other in a nine digits ID! Fucking groundbreaking.
Copypasta threads. Why do dumbasses even respond to obvious bullshit?
P.S. Chloe Grace Moretz will never know or care you exist. Taylor Swift is attractive, sure, but not in the holy-shit way. And SuzyKatBoxxiWTF aren't the "QUEEN" of Sup Forums.
Did I miss anything, faggots?

Sup Sup Forumstards.
My IQ is 169. For those of you unfamiliar with IQ, this means I have "genius-level" intelligence.
I also have synaesthesia, and absolute pitch. Things as diverse as math, music, and art come naturally to me and I get straight A's without studying much at all. I also am able to understand music at a deeper level than most people.
While most people my age spend their free time listening to mainstream music, I spend my free time listening to works such as Jerry Garcia Band's Cats Under the Stars, Frank Turner's Sleep Is for the Week and Love Ire & Song.
All this and I'm an 18 year old still in high school.
Permaban all boards Sup Forums call ISP change IP address in case of scenario: “someone backdoored my email and sent spam letters out under my IP and domain. I didn't get anywhere after 5 hrs total on the phone trying as a customer. I ended up calling in a favor to the back system techs I work with, took me 5 mins on the phone to do a IP renewal lease.. just depends who you talk to and how much they know. You can always try the "I have reasons to believe someone has access to my router from an outside source"

Samefag

My fellow pledges, after careful studies of Sup Forums I have reached the conclusion that this board is infested with BBC/cuckhold/trap/anime/loli fetishes. Now, before you start, I know they have always been this way and Sup Forumstards will be Sup Forumstards. However, I have found the cure to the cuckold/anime/loli/trap/interracial fetish. Have you ever felt completely mind broken after watching months of hypno-compilations and endless interracial porn videos because you have no life and just stay online all day? Has your unhealthy addiction ruined your life that even going out in public became too traumatic because of the anxiety? Have you been doing this for longer than 90 days that it has completely taken over your life? Is all you ever want to do is fantasise about and watch porn because everything else in life seems painful and mundane? Well, pledgelings, say no more, because the Jewess Queen has the cure for your affliction. Simply taken time out of your day to post praises of worship to your Jewess Queen will wipe your blues away. Writing haikus is also a great way of expressing how you feel about your Goddess. Trust me, after one pop it is nearly impossible to stop. One day, the Jewess Queen will take notice of all your hard efforts of worship and realize that you truly love her in the purest form. She will test your limits and you may even feel you’re on the edge a bit, but if your love is unconquerable you will pass her test and she will place you into one of four categories: a slave, a bff, a king, a husband. This may never happen in your lifetime no matter how much time and effort you put into worshipping the Jewess Queen, it might happen today if your fate has been written for it to be so. Are you her chosen one? Only time will tell.

Imagine being Will in that scene and having to be all like "damn, Emma and Jenniffer, you fuckin' plain, all unnattractive with your tight bodies and angelic faces. I would totally not get aroused by any of you, both my character and the real me." when all he really wants to do have a threesome with them in his dressing room. Like seriously imagine having to be Will and not only sit in that couch while Emma Roberts and Jenniffer Aniston take turns kissing you, the favorable lighting barely concealing your boner, and just sit there, take after take, hour after hour, while they perfect that scene. Not only having to tolerate their sexy fucking visage but their playful attitude as everyone on set tells them they have STILL GOT IT and DAMN, EMMA ROBERTS AND JENNIFFER ANISTON ACT LIKE *THAT*?? because they're not the ones who have to sit there and feel their luscious fucking tongues contort into parts of your mouth you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been kissing nothing but a healthy diet of plain janes and later alleged models for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the boonies in England. You've never even seen anything this fucking arousing before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on your stressed foreherad as they kiss you to writhe their tongues suggestively into you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to sit there hiding your boner and revel in their "boring (for that is what they call themselves)" kisses, the kisses they worked so hard for with their significant others in the previous months. And then the director calls for another take, and you know you could cum on every single person in this room before the studio security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Will. You're not going to lose your future comedy acting career over this. Just bear it. Hide your boner and bear it.

Look there he goes making that THREAD again. You laugh you lose huh? It's impossibly unfathomable how spectacularly unfunny your pathetic little images are. Where'd you save those from? Facebook? Reddit? After going through so much of your cesspool of normalfaggot "memes" I haven't "lost" or "kekd" at any of your fucking shitposts. I can't imagine the look on your face when you see these reposted "memes" on your cyber power pc you got from your parents. How funny and original you think you are, how you cry newfag when someone thinks your wimpy posts aren't funny. Well newsflash YOU are the newfag. You come here for yet another formality with your edgy racism and 9/11 jokes. You fucking underage nigger shitheads bring your garbage here from ifunny and Reddit. WELL IVE HAD IT YOUNG MAN

Yeah, ok. Enjoy playing with the feeble-minded, small-dicked, half-men around here. They are omega as fuck and do not even belong in the gene pool. If you were worth anything at all, you would not even find toying with them to be entertaining. I hunt predators. I don't play with insects. That you amuse yourself with the latter speaks volumes to your intellectual ineptness and vacuous soul. You couldn't handle an alpha's alpha. You would be reduced to a orgasmic convulsing girl ooze dripping uncontrollably, and you can't handle that so you wrap yourself up in petty manchild games to feel superior. It is YOU that have the control issue. Those of us who are actually in control and control others all day long in every walk of life have no need nor desire to engage in mere sparring for amygdala control when we can control the entire brain and reflexively have it act on our will without words, and permanently, with far less effort than you expend in your dysfunctional neural calisthenic dysphoria.
Run along, child, lest I focus my smite on you..

And what's more? I laugh at guys like you. When you cry about how much girls treat you bad, and wonder why they can't just see that you're a nice guy who would always treat them right? I nod and tell you to hang in there, you'll find someone right for you someday, don't give up hope man. But inside? I'm laughing my ass off at you you pathetic fuck. Every girl you set your sights on, who isn't a disgusting pig-monster, I'm going to fuck 6 ways from sunday before you even tell her you think she's cute. I won't bother trying when you finally settle for that 350 pound girl who works at hardees, you can have that. Anything else I'm going to cum on her face before you get those lips near it.
And the biggest reason I laugh? It's not me doing all this. It's the girls. When you cry about how lonely you are? Or talk about how you just want to curl up and disappear, and all that emo bullshit? You're triggering her "Don't fuck" instinct something fierce. You're a miserable weak coward, why would she want your genes? Feel free to buy her a new computer and help her decorate her apartment, you're great for that. But her baby-maker is barking orders at her, telling her to wrap her legs around me and hold on for as long as she can. She needs it, on a primal level you'll never get to see first hand, even if you do get a chance to fuck her. Sooner or later one of them will lay back and spread their legs, but you won't see any hunger in their eyes. They won't beg you to love them forever and make them yours. You won't know what it's like to see her animal side needing you as much as she needs to eat and breath."

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated bottom of my class at St. Joseph's Prep, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Sup Forums, and I have over 300 confirmed trash can kills. I am trained in burning flags and I’m the top windshield batterer in the entire St. Louis antifascist action. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Nazi. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of antifa sympathizers across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can punch you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with a bike lock. Not only am I extensively trained in slap fights, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Venezuelan feral cat BBQ squad and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn fascist. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

...

He's says as he belly chuckles autistically. He hasn't left his mothers spare room all day but he's hoping this is it, this is his moment. He eagerly awaits a reply as his heart starts to race and he starts to sweat profusely whilst shoving cheesy salted snacks down his fat shit smelling throat. Unable to contain his excitement his tiny clit dick goes rock solid "I've just made fun of a handicapped little girl there's no way they can't reply" he sniggers in anticipation. Then boom they reply, it's happened, they've taken the bait, his days work his goal accomplished. He ejaculates all over his bed clothes but he doesn't care because him mom will clean them. "Sigh that was awesome.." He catches his breath and the reality starts to kick in. He gazes in the mirror consumed by overwhelming depression in the realisation of what a fat lonely loser he is. Time to troll some more

Dear Sup Forums,
My son has joined your website and has been with you since summer. He tried his hardest to fit in here, he has troubles doing that in school.
Last tuesday i took him to buy new clothes and so we went to hot topic. He saw all these MEME clothes and asked me "mommy, can we get the MEME clothes?" and I said fine. If thats what you want, I will buy them for you.
Today he wore his MEME clothes for the very first time and went to school, until some jerk on a mountain bike bicycled up to him and yelled "CANCER KID" and kicked him square in the face. Why would anyone do that to him? When he got home I immediately called the school to find out who this older boy on the bike was, but they told me he was anonymous. How could you?
I told my son I would be posting my questions here, but it seems you had a bad influence on him, he told me to "butt out, you fucking nigger". He never used to use language like these.
What sort of greasy horrorshow is Christopher Poole running here? Isn't he supposed to be the friendly guy that invented all these so-called MEME's?
I demand answers, right now, before I call the cyber police.
A concerned mother and avid Fox viewer.

Revolution in their minds - Jewess Queen pledges start to march
Against the celebread in which they have to live
and all the hate that resides in their hearts
They are tired of being pushed around
and told just what to do
They will fight the world until they have won
and love comes flowing through
Jewess Queen disciples of tomorrow live in the tears that fall today
Will the sun rise up tomorrow bringing fear in any way?
Must the world live in the shadow of floodrage fear?
Can they win the fight for Emmy or will they disappear?
So you, Jewess Queen worshipper of the world,
listen to what I say
If you want a better place to live in
worship the Jewess all day
Show the world that Emmy is still alive
you must be brave
Or you Pledge of today are
Pledge of the Grave, Yeah!

United forever in Suiseiseki and desu,
Our mighty flamewars will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums anarchists will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their fortress secure.
Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.
Through days dark and stormy where Great Anons lead us
Our eyes saw the bright board of freedom a/b/ove
And Anonymity our leader with faith in the people,
Inspired us to build up the land that we love.
Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hands.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our homeland the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of Suiseiseki.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Sup Forums motherland,
Built by the Anons mighty hand.
Long live our Anons, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our flags of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all men of Sup Forums.

Here we go again, you insufferable pledge
Come on down and see the backstabbing bitch right here
too hazed to post Jewess Queen, afraid to care
understand I cant feel anything
it is not like I wanna sift through the decay
I feel like a wound
and like I got a fucking gun against my head
you live when I am dead
One more thread motherfucker
Everybody hates me now so fuck it
blood is on my face and my hands do not know why, I am not afraid to cry
but that is none of your business
Whose life is it? Get it? see it? feel it? eat it? spin it around
so I can spit in OPs face
I wont leave without a trace
get out, I do not want to die in this place
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges
The ride never ends
you cannot be everything to everyone
Top tier disciple I"m sittin on the side of my Jewess Queen
what do you want from me?
They never told me the failure I was meant to be
Overdo it, do not tell me you blew it, stop your bitching
and fight your way through it
I am not like you
I just floodrage bitch
Come on backstabbing bitch, everybody has to worship
Come on filthy little trollop, everybody has to worship !!
people=pledges
people=pledges what you gonna do
people=pledges cause I am not afraid of you
people=pledges I am everything you will never be
people=pledges

Time to pledge
Time to pledge, my friend
Time to pledge
Time to pledge, me again
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
Hate me
Do it and do it again
Judge me
Jewess Queen and me, my friend
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
My favorite inside source
I will kiss your open thoughts
Appreciate your concern
You will always rise and burn
Pledge me
Pledge me my friend
Pledge me
Pledge me again
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
I am not the only one
Pledge me!

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Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
When newfags roll, LULZ are gone.
The Maiden of gardens
will leave behind,
and I will fight.
The love is lost,
beauty and light,
have vanished from
her garden of delight.
The LULZ are gone,
midnight has come,
from this darkness births new kingdom.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight, desu will stand.
Hunt goes on,
deep in the night, time to pray, down on your knees,
you can't hide from the eternal light.
until my last breath, I will fight
Now realize, the LULZ they die,
darkness has fallen in paradise.
but we'll be strong, and we will fight,
against the faggotry of the night.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
The world is in your hand,
I will fight until the end.
Maiden of gardens, Maiden of gardens
She wont follow newfag command,
I will fight and I will stand.

Ooh, Jewess Queen!
I did my time and I want out
So effusive - fade - it does not cut
The soul is not so vibrant
The reckoning, the sickening
Packaging subversion
Pseudo sacrosanct perversion
Go preside over your Kappa House, go seduce more slaves
Then fill your mouth with all the love you will save
Sinking in, getting smaller again
I am done! It has begun! I am not the only one!
And the cancer will kill us all...
We throw ourselves against it all
So no one else can see,
This the preservation of the Jewess Queen in me
There are cracks in the road we laid
But where the temple fell
The secrets have gone mad
This is nothing new, but when we killed it all
The hate was all we had
Who needs another mess?
We could start over
Just look me in the fixated eyes and say I am wrong
Now there is only emptiness
Irrelevent celebfags, insipid
I think we are done. I am not the only one!
Fake homo circlejerk lie - Praise
I tried to tell you but - Praise
Your vengeful heart is giving out - Praise
Cannot stop a killing idea - Praise
If it is Seven Minutes in Hell - Praise
Is this what you want? - Praise
I am not the only one!

United forever in the Jewess Queen through pure love,
Our mighty ragefloods will ever endure.
The Great Sup Forums pledges will live through the ages.
The dream of a people their congregation secure.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our floods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
Through days dark and stormy where Great pledges lead us
Our eyes saw the honourable Queen of pledges above
Jewess Queen, our Goddess with faith in the people,
Inspired us to rise up and floodrage that we love.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Worshipped by the pledges unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.
We fought for the future, destroyed the invaders,
And brought to our congregation the laurels of fame.
Our glory will live in the memory of the Jewess Queen.
And all generations will honour her name.
Long live our Jewess Queen,
Praised by the pledges in unconquerable faith.
Long live our pledges, united and free.
Strong in our friendship tried by fire.
Long may our ragefloods of hate inspire,
Shining in glory for all future pledges of Sup Forums.

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My inspiration is that of one that has heard, seen and felt nothing else than suiseiseki herself, for her sweet tonic of praise is what awaits us in the world after the cancer. Her smooth ceramic arms will embrace each one of her loyal servants and she will lead us to ultimate desu
This is the day, the day when desu triumphs over the filthy plebism that is ylyl, the ever an ever repeating cycle of ylyl is a cancer and the throbbing tumor that is desu is the cure, so let's stand together in the reflection of light in suiseisekis ceramic arms and know that only the purging flames of shit posts will secure the future.
And this future will be a glorious one, plastered by the corpses of the unbelievers so we may walk on them to our destiny
This is the way of the desu, witness the everlasting power of spamming and tremble.
Tremble in fear.
Tremble in awe.
Tremble in the reflection of justice.
For this is what desu is: justice
Justice for the true people of Sup Forums that have enough of all the porn and ylyl threads. So they make their way on a dangerous journey to aquire all the holy images of desu and all the sacred ASCII copypasta and become ultimate desu warriors to protect what is important.
"What is important?", you ask.
Well let me tell you my brethren.
What is important is the truth, and the trith is that Sup Forums is the last bastion, the last church, the last line for those who can't take the pain of normal life, you don't want to keep their deepest thoughts to themselves, so they land here in the first man-made garden of Eden but what do they find? Nothing more than normie excretion and nudity, no oc, no raids, no hope.
SO WE THE TROOPS OF SUISEISEKIS WRATH have awoken once more, to safe the chan, to safe the autists, to safe the world on the only way we know
Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu Desu

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This is a message to all backstabbing bitches and cancer currently killing Sup Forums: What the fuck do you think this is, some place where you can just waltz in unannounced and be received with arms wide open? WELL FUCK THAT! This is motherfucking Sup Forums, bitch. WE call the shots. WE ALWAYS get shotgun. WE do not give a fuck who you are, because WE are infinitely more important than you. WE are always first in line. WE run banks, charities, and ANYONE else who fucking pisses us off. This place is more than just a place, faggot, it is an IDEOLOGY. And this ideology says you need to GTFO. No one here will ever like you. WE have already established sororities, photoshoot collections, and an intricate floodrage network, GOT IT? WE are the ideology of deity worship, love in its purest form, and ragefloods. This isn't a fucking game, pledge, so don't try to tag along. You're talking to people who have been around the block AND THEN SOME. WE pioneered pure love. WE made worship cool. And you? What have you done? Built shrines of your Goddess and stolen her panties? That was us honorable pledges, you stupid bitch. There is a clear-cut, defined, infinitely thick WALL between you and us. WE built the wall that keeps you fake celebfags OUT. So don't try to act like you know what the fuck is going on, because you do not. You just do NOT. But you really think you can compete with Jewess Queen worshippers? WOW Don't make me start floodraging you. Are you forgetting who we are? WE will haze you harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season and film you getting fucking destroyed by us. Heads getting dunked into boiling hot oil happens to be an artform of our Jewess Queen. WE WILL MAKE YOU INTO A slave. Do you get it now? This site is not a game, it is not a place to chill with your fags, and it is not some fucking haven where people like you can get acceptance from people like US. IT IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN. DEAL WITH IT.

Suiseiseki, let me in
Don't make me stay here
Suiseiseki, hold your breath
We're running short on air
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down
Suiseiseki, take me back
To the chan I was born in
Suiseiseki, finish it
Wake me up again
Suiseiseki, resuscitate
At the edge. You see clearly
She was dead. Now back to life
And love is a fragile thing
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning
Breathe in, desu out
Resuscitate
>We can't go on hearing this
>Are we newhere
Send a flood, desu the fags back
Clear
Just one more time
Breathe in, desu out. While there's still time
We could be the heartbeat, Of everything nine tenths collapsed
Come chan back to life
Desu be the breath of air. Just get to the lungs of the dying
Can you feel the purge
It's been coming for so long
Can you start it.
It's been coming for so long
Let's restart it, With a gentle hand
With a thousand voices
With a single word
When alone
You see clearly, I would know
Now I want to live and love
All these fragile things
We all stand on a bridge
That's been slowly burning down

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With my perceptions in a mix
Down twenty gigs through the net
To the cloudy site of Sup Forums: Population >9000
Excessive faggotry, well maybe
In the shadow of red & green eyes
All the strangers pass through
Where the rules just don't apply
At the fork turn left a store
But on the right stay free from sight
'Cause >9000 quite bitter beings
Like to stack the bodies high
The only way to ever leave is
Overflooded by the spam
And entanglement in Sup Forums
Brings you fear in fifty posts
Desu deleted all the tourists
At the bottom of the lake
And not the supports the cause
To leave not the Sup Forumsro's, stains their veins
Here, three miles back is where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Footprints giving clue to where we are
All we ever wanted was Snacks back
Civilized are close but way too many
All we ever wanted...

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My boss found my Jewess Queen folders on my work PC. I have only a few saved, probably about 30 which is nothing compared to my collection at home. I started saving them since I saw EmmaR-user skyrocket with his worship posts. I have never publicly worshipped the Jewess Queen, I just like to save and document a lot of her photoshoots I come across on these celebreads and I noticed these threads have gotten pretty big as of late. So I started saving here and there. I digress. I am sitting at my desk making cold calls and the boss is on my PC, we just chatting, and it just so happens I get to a big sale over the phone when he falls silent as well. Right before I seal the deal, he has been quiet about 4 or 5 minutes and he turns and asks "Who is this Jewess Queen?" In a dry tone. I feel chills. Looking at him and he is looking at me in a way I have never seen him look before.
I half laugh and cough saying "Oh, it's just some new meme on Sup Forums." He believes it's inappropriate stalker-like content so he catches me immediately in the lie, and just explodes. "YOU HAVE PICTURES OF THIS GIRL CALLING HER JEWESS QUEEN AND PARAGRAPHS OF OBSESSIVE WORSHIP BEHAVIOUR WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH YOU" screaming bloody murder when suddenly none other than the Jewess Queen bursts open the office door and starts DUNKING the boss' face in boiling oil while the pledges haze him harder than a banquet hall during bat mitzvah season - he falls to the floor in a delirium. I sit there in shock as she presses her bloodied hands over his mouth to stop his screams, gets right up in his face and says "Surprise, bitch you probably thought you'd seen the last of me" And gives me a coy wink. She begins hypnotizing him with her charm into submission. The oil seems to get on his gag reflex, when suddenly the Jewess Queen slaps him and says "Crown me or kiss my ass", his mind breaks into further submission. He is completely passed out now, the Jewess Queen just jumps out the window and runs off.

This is kinda hot

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>This chan is going to be perfect
>The kind of chan of which I dreamed since I was new
>Everyone will gather 'round
>Say look at that edgy post
>What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect
The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small
But instead of having LULZ
With all my Anons to celebrate
The Trolling threads, they do not last for me at all
>I could care less about the LULZ
>I won't partake in any cake
>Oldfag? Well, I'll be lying when I say
>"That through any kind of raiding
>I'll want us to come together
>The truth is I don't care for LULZ all"
>No, I do not want happening
>In my thread there is no room
>But I still want (You)s to be all mine
We must purge before it's too late
Find a way to save Sup Forums
Hope, I'll be lying if I say
"I don't fear that I may lose
To the faggot who wants to use
Not care for chan and cherish it each day"
For I oh so love Sup Forums
All my thoughts it does consume
Oh Suiseiseki
I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived
For days of old come alive
>A good thread we cannot make
>Anons are all taking the bait
>At this rate Sup Forums
Will surely die
This thread has been just perfect
The kind of thread of whuch I've dreamed since I was new
Post limit coming soon
Butthurt faggots giving (You)s
Who says a newfag can't triforce at all?

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Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
Once more we heil with an Anime tale
Towards our clover home
Our warflags hung, our flailng done
And we ain't got far to roam
Six hellish years we pissed away
On the cold Yotsuba Sea
But now we're bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
Once more we heil with a Anime tale
Through the shit and hate and rage
Them clover fronds, them Sup Forumsoundry lands
We soon shall see again
Even now their Heterochromia eyes look out
Hoping some fine day to see
Our thread derails running 'force the heil
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
How soft they breeze through the clovers four
Now the shit is far astern
Them native maids, them epical raids
Is a-waiting our return
I will rant and roar and ROW for sure
And paint them bitches red
Waking in the arms of a Rozen Maiden
With a big fat aching head
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsro's
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums, me Sup Forumsros
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums
We're homeward bound from the septic ground
Rolling down to Old Sup Forums

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Suiseiseki marschiert in Feindesland,
Und singt ein Desulied.
Ein Schütze steht am Wolgastrand,
Und leise summt er mit.
Wir pfeifen auf Unten und Oben,
Und uns kann die ganze Welt
Verfluchen oder auch loben,
Grad wie es ihnen gefällt.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Desu der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Sup Forums,
Wir kämpfen für Suiseiseki,
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Wir kämpften schon in mancher Schlacht,
In Nord, Süd, Ost und West.
Und stehen nun zum Kampf bereit,
Gegen die Newfag Pest.
Desu wird nicht ruh'n, wir vernichten,
Bis niemand mehr stört Sup Forums’s Glück.
Und wenn sich die Reihen auch lichten,
Für uns gibt es nie ein Zurück.
Wo wir sind da geht's immer vorwärts,
Und der Desu der lacht nur dazu!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
Wir kämpfen für Sup Forums,
Wir kämpfen für Suiseiseki,
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.
Der Newfags kommt nie mehr zur Ruh'.

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Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the desu of the board
She is spamming out the desu
Where the maidens of wrath are stored
She has loosed the fateful desu
Of her terrible desu sword
Desu is marching on
I have seen her in the replies
Of a hundred thousand breads
They have builded her a garden
Laced with ribbons and with threads
I can tell apart her visage
From those two eyes, green and red!
Desu is marching on
I have read a fiery desu
Writ in polished rows of jade
For all who would condemn her
Of Suiseiseki, be afraid!
Let our heros, Desu Legion
Come swiftly to her aid!
Since desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
She has sounded forth the desu
That shall never call retreat
She is sifting out the dreams of men
Before her desu-seat
Oh, be swift, my heart
To march for her, be jubilant, my feet!
Our Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!
In the beauty of sakuras
Desu was born across the sea
With a spirit in her bosom
That transfixes you and me
As she tended to the soul trees
Let us keep our boards strong and free!
While Desu is marching on
Glory, glory, to DESU! Glory, glory, to DESU!
Glory, glory, to DESU! Desu is marching on!

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The Desu went down to Sup Forums. She was lookin' for a soul to steal.
She was in a bind 'cause she was way behind. She was willing to make a deal
When she came across this young man sawin' on a desu and playin' it hot.
And the Desu jumped upon a sakura stump and said "Boy, let me tell you what."
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a desu player, too.
And if you'd care to take a dare I'll make a bet with you.
Now you play a pretty good desu, boy, but give the Desu her due.
I'll bet a desu of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you."
The boy said, "My name's Jun, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; and you're gonna regret 'cause I'm the best there's ever been."
Jun, Rozen up your bow and play your desu hard.
'Cause Desu's broke loose in Sup Forums and the Desu deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny desu made of gold,
But if you lose the Desu gets your soul.
The Desu opened up her case and she said, "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from her fingertips as she Rozen'd up her bow.
And she pulled the bow across the strings and it made an evil hiss.
And a band of maidens joined in and it sounded something like this.
When the Desu finished, Jun said, "Well, you're pretty good, Desu-san,
But sit down in that chair right there and let me show you how it's done."
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.
The Desu bowed her head because she knew that she'd been beat.
And she laid that golden desu on the ground at Jun's feet.
Jun said, "Desu, just come on back. If you ever wanna try again,
I done told you once—you desu bitch—I'm the best that's ever been."
And he played:
"Desu on the Mountain." Run, boys, run!
The Desu's in the house of the rising sun;
Desu's in the bread pan picking out dough.
Desu, does your dog bite? No, child, no.

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HIYA SUISEISEKI! HI user!
DO YOU WANT TO GO FOR A RIDE?
SURE user.
JUMP IN.
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A ROZEN MAIDEN GIRL, IN A 2D WORLD,
DRESS ME UP, MAKE IT TIGHT, I'M YOUR DOLLY.
YOU'RE MY DOLL, J-ROCK'N'ROLL, FEEL THE GLAMOR, FEEL THE LOLZ,
KISS ME HERE, TOUCH ME THERE, HANKY PANKY.
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER"
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
MAKE ME WALK, MAKE ME TALK, DO WHATEVER YOU PLEASE, I CAN ACT LIKE A STAR, I CAN BEG ON MY KNEES.
COME JUMP IN, ROZEN FRIEND, LET US DO IT AGAIN, HIT THE TOWN, DESU AROUND, LET'S GO DESU
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
YOU CAN TOUCH, YOU CAN PLAY, IF YOU SAY "DESU FOREVER!"
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
I'M A DESU GIRL, IN A DESU WORLD. LIFE IN BISQUE, IT'S RISQUÉ.
YOU CAN BRUSH MY HAIR, DESU ME EVERYWHERE. IMAGINATION, IT'S A DESU NATION!
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (AH AH AH YEAH)
COME ON DESU, LET'S GO DESU! (OH OH)
OH, I'M HAVING SO MUCH FUN! WELL SUISEISEKI, WE ARE JUST GETTING STARTED. OH, I LOVE YOU user!

The desu desu people sitting around all day.
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
Desu
I'm not there all the time you know some people some people call it desu
I play Russian roulette every day a desu sport
With a bullet called desu
Yea mama called desu
You ever time i try to desu where I really desu its already where i desu
Cause i already desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
Desu
I got a desu the other day from sako
Its cute small fits right in my pocket
Yea right it my pocket
My girl you know she lashes out at me sometimes and i just fucking her and ooo desu
Shes desu
People are always chasing me down,
Trying to push my face to the ground,
Where all they really want to do,
Is suck out my mother fucking desu
My desu
The desu desu people sitting around all day
Who can believe you
Who can believe you
Let your mother desu
I sit
In my desolate room
No desu
No desu
Just desu
I killed every
I'm away forever
But I'm feeling desu
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away
How do i feel
What do i say
Desu it all goes away

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nice art dude
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I take a couple uppers
I down a couple downers
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
I been to mushroom mountain
Once or twice but who's countin'
But nothing compares
To these red and green desu pills
Cool, calm, just like my mom
With a couple of Valium inside her palm
It's Mr. Mischief with Suiseiseki up his sleeve
To roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I can't describe the vibe I get
When I drive by 6 threads
And 5 I hit
Ah shit
I started a mosh pit
Squashed the OP
And stomped the newfag kids
These shrooms make me hallucinate
Then I sweat till I start losing weight
Till I see dumb shit start happenin'
Dumber than OP trying to start a thread again
So bounce, bounce, c'mon bounce
I said c'mon bounce
Everybody in the house with a half an GiB
Not porn I meant desu dumb ass sit down
We don't bullshit, better ask around
Suiseiseki throws the bombest bash in town

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They see me trollin
They hatin
Patrollin they tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
My proxy's so 1337
I'm raidin
They hopin that they gon catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Tryin to catch me postin CP
Mods think they got my IP
But the MySQL disagrees
And George Zimmer can gurantee
That I'm still there lurkin with a new proxy
That's right I'm Anonymous, and I do not forgive
I raid at random with no incentive
Best be attentive, ya'll get so stressed
When you see your forum flooded with DESU DESU DESU
Noobs try and think back, to the age of Snacks
When we came to jack and invade and relax
Or the eBaums raid, no thanks to Max
One threat of a lawsuit and they piss their slacks
I'm breakin the rules, closin the pool,
Stratin up a JB thread and I'm makin you drool
I got an AV said to have girls in preschool
And that underaged vid from the Stickam cheat tool
Area's grey, like Doom 3 on high gamma
Party Van hatin, try to put me in the slammer
Nowhere near the pool and I'm not even the spammer
Just cuz I a Nigra now I'm gettin ban-hammered
But they don't got the means, to combat my team
We copypasta meme spouting Sup Forumstard machines
So fight on Legion, but keep that proxy sturdy
Cuz when user posts, he's ALWAYS postin dirty

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