Girlfriend of one year broke up with me yesterday

girlfriend of one year broke up with me yesterday.

considering suicide.


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So fucking what? My gf fucking cheated on me a week before my birthday 5 years into our fucking relationship. Your gonna kill yourself? Weak ass little bitch get to cutting then and gtfo off b

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I remember this shit. So fucking glad I'm not a teenager anymore.

Too soon, bro. Too soon.

that sounds pretty bad man.
im sure you have friends and people to talk to tho.
i have neither.

why are you such a pussy?

im 21

There are 7,600,000,000 people on earth. Exactly half of them have a pussy. Find another one.

dude, only a year in was all? You've won the lottery! Have a coke and a smile and shut the fuck up! She's not the one for you, never was... you fucked up in thinking she ever was, you'll find the right one after you work on yourself some more. Step one, go for a walk... listen to classical music. Step two, eat very healthy food. Take a cooking class? Step three, lift bro. Step four, learn to dance. Quality pussy with a brain will be dripping from the sky for days if you follow the steps.

Pasta abuse, choose pastas better next time pls or I'll have to call the cyberpolice

because i expected so much to come out of our relationship.

Why did she break up with you?

send nudes of her

It’s not exact you tard

probably because you're a nu-male who thinks your birthday is special, let alone the week before your birthday. Somehow this is the most likely time for bitches to cheat.

she said she wasnt happy anymore
she said we have different goals

So weak. Maybe you should do it...

dont have any. shes not a thot

you're a fucking pussy

i shouldve three years ago

op is a faggot

This

>girlfriend felt the need to cheat on you
>calling other people weak

pics of her

She dumped you... Into an ocean of pussy. Go find a better one.

They say that it gets better.
It doesn't; it only gets easier to cope with.

>she said she wasnt happy anymore
>she said we have different goals

There isn't shit you can do about that. It's gonna hurt for a while but it will get easier. Best thing to do is to keep yourself busy. Find a new hobby or get vested into an old one. Do things you never got to do when you were dating her. Travel. Workout. Learn a new skill.

Your girlfriend is now letting other guys cum inside her.

Is your pic one of Goya's black paintings?

Not even op but I don't see how those two things correlate

i think so.
cant remember where i got it.
ive had it saved forever

>girlfriend of one year
>of one year
>one year
>one
>considering suicide
jesus fucking christ people are pathetic. you jump to suicide because you have never felt any emotional pain in your life

do it or don't, we really couldn't care less if you wanna end your whole life because you lost a girl you had for one year

...and she's also taking a giant shit, and burping, and all other types of functions that normal people do. The bitch broke up with this guy LONG ago... he was just too stupid to spot the signs. Best thing for this guy to do is realize he's got to improve himself in order to be the man that attracts the type of women he THOUGHT (but was mistaken) the other bitch was. Seriously, this bitch did you a mistake by breaking up with you. Only a year? BLESSED! No kids? No house? Few mutual friends? You don't know how truly LUCKY you are! Add to the list someone wrote before to buy a lottery ticket!

Ah. Cool pic. I like it.
Also, don't kill yourself.

/thread

You get gfs, months pass, they might leave, or you might leave, then you might find someone new in a few weeks or months or years, time passes, you might get back together, years might pass,

shit's all the same. go do what you wanna do and don't let your life be defined by the person you have sex on.

Hang in there man, same thing happened to me a few weeks ago, was due tt be getting marrired in a few months and now this. It's a good idea to surround yourself with good people and start enjoying the prospect of living your life on your own terms.

nudes

She wont be impressed, or regret dumping you. If anything it will be proof that she was right to cheat because you are weak.

Don't reply in a month when she text you drunk. Dont answer the phone if she calls. If she emails you then sign her up for some gay ultra violence bdsm email list.

Get yourself in order, get a more cute girlfriend and then show up at her birthday party next year and have sex on the dining table in front of her.

That's what I have found to be the most cathartic.

she didnt cheat on me

"hang"

Go wild nigga you can kill yourself any time, first do some shit you really wanna do faggot

did you cheat on her?

Ok pal, whatever you need to believe.

There are 3.8 billion women on this planet. If your girl was one in a million, that means there's 3800 girls out there that are just like her.

Thinking the first one is gonna last forever is normal. Wanting to die when it doesn't is normal. I mean, it's not like you raised three children with her and came home early one day to find her tied to the bed you share with your best friend's dick up her ass.

nope
i didnt have a reason to
she made me happy

How I imagine this monolog going XD

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send pics

>implying women cheat because of their spouse/bf instead of thotness

dumbass

because of love

Which means you're useless and should actually kill yourself instead of shitposting on Sup Forums

did you ever broke up before?

we did once.
we got back together like a week later

Bruh... it ain't happening. Find the one you were supposed to be with. She clearly wasn't the right one. She's proving it true for you. Emotions are fine, but those are yours to sort out. Feeling like killing yourself still cuz you're feeling shit? Pay for a shrink. Mental health is just like cancer or anything else. Get it treated, feel better. Don't do shit, you die from it.

Ive only ever cheated (the once) when I feel like the relationship is going nowhere but the girl has put me in a position where leaving her could cause her to kill herself. I got drunk and looked for an easy way out; a drunken accident. Hes right man, sorry.

is she hot?

Suicide is for pussies. Just go fuck some other sluts and then tell her about it.

Nah man, trust me on this one. If she finds out through friends of a friend, it's a WHOLE lot better than telling someone about it directly. :-) I once pissed in the shampoo of an old roommate. Shit was CASH after they found out from their buddies during a party what they heard of some crazy fucker with asshole roommates! hahahah

noice

Wait till you have kids bud. Or get with a woman who has kids because you'll get attached to them too. Then she leaves you. And you don't see your kids anymore. That's depression.

It can only get better from here. Focus on yourself for a while, you'll be fine.

I've never even kissed a girl, and I'm 26. I've thought about killing myself every day since I was 12.

My gf cheated on me during our 5th year together. It only sucks the first few weeks, so stop being a pussy and fuck other bitches. Tinder and the like helped me a bunch. And now I'm fucking my hot ass blonde neighbor. She's literally a 9/10 whereas my cheating whore of an ex was more like a 6.

Life will only get better now dude, just trust me.

I was dating a girl for a year and a half. We told each other l love you and had passionate sex and everything. I actually thought we had a future together. But I found out she had been fucking other guys and going on porn cam websites to dance and masturbate for random guys the whole time we were together. I was considering suicide, really thought I’d never feel better again. Really was in love with her. But I felt normal again in two weeks.You might want to kill yourself now but I promise you’ll be okay in a matter of time.

You can fuck around with thots for a while. Also, take this advice for your pussy pounding adventure.

There was unbearable emotional pain for a while, I won’t lie, but it will pass, I guarantee. I’m a total pussy and I got through it