If you could have any super power what would it be and why?
If you could have any super power what would it be and why?
the ability to create anything out of nothing, to change humanity
Create quads on Sup Forums at any given time
The ability to die instantly
Be white.
But your powers only work where there are no atoms present
But only when you're in Kenya
But no one checks them
But you always resurrect
C'mon let's do this thread right
But the thread dies every time you post
The power to switch between being invisible and visible whenever I want
good job killing your own thread
I'm not OP
since we live in a simulation, I'd ask for admin access to the universe's CLI.
>noclip + godmode + invisibility
Stop time and I don't age while doing so, obviously. It's the super power that can help you achieve anything.
Being Harvey Weinstein before the internet.
The superpower is basically to fuck some of the worlds most beautiful women while looking like a ton of shit.
To manipulate pressure to infinte proportions
The Zach Morris time out.
How would you be able to breathe when time stops for the molecules in the air as well?
People always start these threads with some semi-thought through ideas. Here's something more elaborate for the ones who really care.
All aspects of time manipulation.
I would almost be God in this since.
I can stop, slow down, speed up, rewind, skip to anywhere in time, give myself "time", take away "time" (this is where the all aspects thing comes from, even figurative things I can control), and practically be able to manipulate space too since they correlate together.
There is no other super power that is better other than Omnipotence itself.
But you don't know the password
But no one will ever love you
But no one believes you exist
There ain't no sights on that fucking gun... no wonder those niggers can't hit shit.
>But no one will ever love you
In the words of Chris Isaac "nobody loves no one"
>needing a fancy telescopic sight
real niggas just hold that shit sideways and spray
There ain't even any irons on the fucking thing!
the ability to create any super power for myself.
Kill anyone with a thought, be the highest paid assassin in the world.
The power to prove OP is not a faggot. Shame it does not exist.
jesus ur an edgy guy
beat depression
:^(
The power to turn black people white,
but most importantly, the power to turn white people black.
let's all vote for Black Trump!
Eternal youth would be the best for starters
the ability to be combat effective with no rear sigjt aperture