If you could have any super power what would it be and why?

If you could have any super power what would it be and why?

the ability to create anything out of nothing, to change humanity

Create quads on Sup Forums at any given time

The ability to die instantly

Be white.

But your powers only work where there are no atoms present

But only when you're in Kenya

But no one checks them

But you always resurrect

C'mon let's do this thread right

But the thread dies every time you post

The power to switch between being invisible and visible whenever I want

good job killing your own thread

I'm not OP

since we live in a simulation, I'd ask for admin access to the universe's CLI.
>noclip + godmode + invisibility

Stop time and I don't age while doing so, obviously. It's the super power that can help you achieve anything.

Being Harvey Weinstein before the internet.
The superpower is basically to fuck some of the worlds most beautiful women while looking like a ton of shit.

To manipulate pressure to infinte proportions

The Zach Morris time out.
How would you be able to breathe when time stops for the molecules in the air as well?

People always start these threads with some semi-thought through ideas. Here's something more elaborate for the ones who really care.
All aspects of time manipulation.
I would almost be God in this since.
I can stop, slow down, speed up, rewind, skip to anywhere in time, give myself "time", take away "time" (this is where the all aspects thing comes from, even figurative things I can control), and practically be able to manipulate space too since they correlate together.

There is no other super power that is better other than Omnipotence itself.

But you don't know the password

But no one will ever love you

But no one believes you exist

There ain't no sights on that fucking gun... no wonder those niggers can't hit shit.

>But no one will ever love you

In the words of Chris Isaac "nobody loves no one"

>needing a fancy telescopic sight
real niggas just hold that shit sideways and spray

There ain't even any irons on the fucking thing!

the ability to create any super power for myself.

Kill anyone with a thought, be the highest paid assassin in the world.

The power to prove OP is not a faggot. Shame it does not exist.

jesus ur an edgy guy

beat depression

:^(

The power to turn black people white,

but most importantly, the power to turn white people black.

let's all vote for Black Trump!

Eternal youth would be the best for starters

the ability to be combat effective with no rear sigjt aperture