Yo fuckfaces,
to cut to the chase, I will be receiving roughly 6k through bonus payments this month and am looking for some creative things to do with it. No, not gonna rent out a strip club. Like, just any crazy idea you might have. Investment, crazy science, penis enlargements, hit me up fellas
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buy about 1k worth of coke
rent out stripclub
proceed to do coke with strippers and niggers
make it rain with the rest of the money you have
get it turned into 6k in singles
see how many you can fit up your ass
record it for posterity
Be Direktor of the Perfect porn
Try some anti-faggotry classes. Maybe that will help curb your posting.
Here's a wild and crazy suggestion : a low-cost index fund with Vanguard
Location >> Germoney btw
a fucking german index fund then
uuuh I don't think 6k is nearly enough for a perfect porn, so nty
I'm autistic, not gay
Yes to the coke, nah to the strippers
I have never heard of a fucking german index fund, what is it and who should I ask about it?
Invest it in Cloudflare when they go public. You will turn 6 grand into 60. They handle over 10% of internet traffic. They are backed by google and microsoft to name a few. They are the provider google uses for their AMP service.
For shits and giggles buy 1 bitcoin to hedge your bets that it does become a massive currency.
Invest in Redhat, Alibaba, Nvidia, or Adobe.
Invest in refugees, they are the future.
I'm german, my taxes do that for me haha
I just found this, it may help
quora.com
awesome Imma check it out, thanks alot
Fuck you fag. Index funds are how you steal from stupid people. They charge you a fee to buy from another fun that buys from a fund and returns shit.
Balls to the wall or nothing.
Or you can invest in "American funds". I have had a 17% return with them. You might need 100 grand to start though. not sure if things have changed. Also dont get a low risk portfolio if you are young.
You don't ask about it. I have divested from the European market. Did it before the whole Brexit in case of what happened. cash money dolla dolla bills.
Nvidia and Adobe are over inflated, they're going to get trimmed around 30% in the near future, same with Redhat.
cum on it
Just make sure to reinvest the dividends
That's why you do your research and don't pay the high fees.
I have faith in germoney prevailing through any and all niggatry commencing upon the other, inferior countries such as greece and the UK, so fuck you.
My man
I dont disagree.
alibaba , is really your best bet. Jack is not a dumb man, and with China's ever increasing spending power he is the backbone of their transactions. He sells the product, and then he sells the service that handles the transaction. Even if he doesnt make the sale, he makes money from the sale.
If dubs, give it to me.
BTC is good but a good alt coin will give you better returns.
No joke give the money to me.
heard alot bout alibaba recently here and there, but I'm a bit wary of chinese waters. It just feels awkward, the chinese are a whacko bunch
Octits or nah
You know the point of an index fund right? It isnt for massive return. It is to match the market trend. You arent going to be turning $10 grand into $100. You will turn $10,000 into .$10,800
I have made near 3.5x in just a few years. The company is not a government controlled company. It is not a giant sham. It is more like a paypal on steroids that is really a technology company that has fingers in everything from ride hailing companies, energy companies.
Feel free to elaborate if you have anything else to say
aren't they supposed to work over like many many years tho? Isn't that the point?
Put the money in a bank account
Get a puppy that grows into a big dog
Give puppy best life possible
Touch his dick when he's an adolescence
Groom him into being okay with sexual touches
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Let him fuck you in the ass when he's an adult
Permanent great fucks
Yes, it's for passive, steady returns over a long period of time with a very low tax profile.
Larger returns mean larger risks and you don't want to be wiped out. Remember, we've had a great market and it instills people with a false sense of confidence.
Uuuuh, again, I'm autistic, not gay, so nty