Would you rather trade places with the fool in the gif or be given 500 dollars?

Would you rather trade places with the fool in the gif or be given 500 dollars?

500 dollars??? Really?

do you have sauce?

thats not even remotly a hard decision. give me that paper right now.

trade places. i'm poor as shit, but i couldn't buy that for 500. can get more money, ya never know when you'll get that experience.

500 bucks for sure.
How is this even a fucking question?

Would trade place with one girl!

Kekd

That trading places would hurt that guy.

500$. I prefer to have a nice day with my gf and to have sex with her. No doubt.

HOw about I get to do what those girls are doing for free

500, bitches are trouble

Money pls.
Gonna be a wizard anyway.
This one time experience aint worth 500

>most people in my country make 2X that a week in 40 hours

Buddy if it was like 10k it would be tempting. 500 is literal chump change

I would have just spent the 500 on pussy anyway, so I'll trade places. Wait, do I get to keep the big dick too?

>500 is literal chump change
Fuck you, dude. Try being disabled, not having a car, and living in the sticks.

Not other user, but it is chump change. Shitty situation, but it's just a fact.

Third user - if you live in a first world country 500 is chump change. If your really poor it can be a life saver. Still chump change.

I am a poorfag, but I still think 500 dollars is chump change. Some people need to learn how to manage their money.

I believe the last time I saw this thread I took the $500 and boiled it down to how much it would cost to be in that threesome. I believe you could get a threesome for significantly cheaper and $250 a pussy isn't worth it, especially not for an as well known pussy.

I sort of agree with both of you. It is chump change, but it can also help a lot, especially if you're poor and/or disabled.

500 in real money, not daddy's money faggot

You browse Sup Forums too much, user.

Simple, that amount of money will last longer than me & my penis

You could buy shitloads of drugs for 500 bucks that will make you way more happy so thats not even a question for me.

I've never paid for sex but I'm pretty sure

yeah but 500 bucks wont pay your addiction, bucko.
take the threesome. one bitch at your dick attracts another one. natural law.

I'm straight and can net that in 3 days, but would choose the paper but for an extra 300$ i would do the sucking

I have a hot wife that fucks me on the reg and blows me at least once a week.. Ill take the $500.

500$ so I can buy a new waifu figurine.

$500 and on my way to the weed store with my girl.

I'd pay 500 to be the girl sucking his dick.

the girls, because $500 is fuck all money.