Your son brings home his black girlfriend for the first time

>Your son brings home his black girlfriend for the first time
How do you react?

Take her upstairs and rape her.

That's some scoliosis right there.

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High five.

Depends

Does she look like the pic OP posted or Leslie Jones? Pam Grier level would be preferred though.

Oh thank god he's not a faggot !

Pull him aside, say 'noice' then subtle fist bump

U mad blackboi?

Worried because I don't have a son.

Would be my first thought

dis own him for being a nigger lover

Ask him what his pet monkey's name is.

Put a hidden camera in the toilet and serve her lots of coffee.

Say “thank America’s God, if it was a boyfriend I would have to compete for his boy love”

>Congratulate him
>Embrace her
>And know that due to his age the relationship is doomed

Wouldn't give a flying fuck at a rolling donuts.

I'd have no son

Feel real bad because I know Berny Mac won't accept him at first but then it's alright cause Berny Mac sees he's an ok guy.

put work in the fields, if she works hard let her move into the house.

tell him to tell her how to eyebrows.

Amazes how many white people actually grew up in repressed emotions about black people.

You treat any person by only one metric and that is the content of their character. Fuck identity culture we live in.

Say, "good job" then plow my black wife

continue to not give a fuck

She's pretty cute so I guess I'm giving him a high five