New one boys

New one boys

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I wish this thread would never end.

I wish we'd have taken over this thread

i wish this thread would die

Granted, but the thread can only continue in segments like this and the quality continually drops.

granted but only newfags post

I wish I was a multi-quadrillionare, with a big dick and have sex all the time.

granted but Sup Forums looses your favourite threads too

I wish I could teleport at will.

granted but you exist only when you blink

Granted but your semen causes pregnancy 100% of the time and none of the women want to stay with you, but all file for child support.

grated. you not teleport. i do good? ;)

Granted, but now will hates you.

granted but only in sewers

I wish I would die tonight while I sleep

Dope, I'll just invest money in the best lawyer, and once that's all settled and I'm not paying child support I'll invest in making myself gay. EZ PZ

i wish communism would win

i wish my father would come back to life

Granted, but you can only teleport into occupied bathroom stalls

Riiiiight. No lawyer ever has managed to keep a man from paying for his child. Your fortune is going to be taken from you one litigious hoe at a time.

I wish that my wish gets corrupted

granted lad. no buts, everyone deserves a father brother, i am sorry for your loss.
.also checked

No feels plz

Granted, but you'll be stuck eternally in a compilation of all nightmares you've ever had.

Granted, but he is a pedophile.

Granted but you are reincarnated as a potato

Granted, but it it gets corrupted by your most bitter ex.

Aight, then pay a hit man to kill them, then pay off anyone who comes after me. Or have them killed too. I'll make sure to safely invest my money so that I never run out of it. Bada bing, bada boom. Money is power baby.

No lawyer will get you out of this.
Its like saying you shoot someone in the head in public, everyone saw it and your lawyer will bail you out.

Granted but hope you had not read ''The monkey's paw''

granted, but everytime you do, you loose one inch of your dick

Dude, you have sex all the time. You'd be too busy to do all that. ALL THE TIME.

i wish i could see thru walls

no

I wish at least one of the women I care about loved me.

I wish that this wish would be granted.

Granted, but it's Socialist Feminism that wins.

vote pls

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Granted, but every time you use it, the person you are looking at sees through the wall and looks at you.

real life is a bit different than GTA or similiar vidyas kiddo

that's not how the game works you idgit

Well that actually isnt that bad, my nightmares have always been more sinister or acid than horrific.
I twnd to dream of strange places, xities withweird architectures and so.

Thaaats... fair. Guess I'll die of dehydration and put all of my money into the worlds biggest and best funeral/coffin ever.

this is still a huge superpower

>granted, but everytime you do, you need to sneeze until you stop looking through walls

Granted, but this was your only one and you wont ever get any more wishes. Good job.

Nice, good for you user. My nightmares involve me repeatedly watching either myself of my loved ones get slaughtered, sometimes by my hand. It's incredibly disturbing.

Granted but you cant see walls at all, so you bump into them all the time

I wish the Deep Ones would rise and take back the Elder Gods with them

i wish i could talk to animals

I wish I had a bigger dick.

I wish I could see through clothes and use mind control.

granted but you cant get a boner

I corrupt towards responsibility, not total destruction of the power.

Granted, but all the animals you talk to fall over dead.

Granted, your dick is now 144 inches long, and 1/2 inch thick.

granted but everytime you do you loose 50 years of life

You can but dont understand their language

Granted, but you'll be to insane to experience it.

Granted, but they all want to complain about the problems they have with your species.

kek

Worth it

jokes on you, alan "lasso dick" ball has his own porn niche carved out for him

Granted but she gets hit by a truck and killed 3 days into your relationship

...

i wish i could breathe underwater

I wish I had access to any and all super powers, and could use them whenever I want and for however long I want

>calm down satan

Kek imma save that

I wish i had a beautiful, faithful, virgin, white, red headed, girlfriend who stayed by my side forever.

Kek

Ah that's fucking genius/bullshit

Granted, but EVERY time you do you smell fish piss.

You become a Deep One, although now that I think it, some may see that as a gift

Granted, but she has a dick.

Checked. Kek is rising.

Its a trap

Even better

Amen

Granted, but you grow scales as you use your power. The more you use it, the more your skin turns to fish scales. Where it starts is random and it grows at the rate of one square inch every hour of use.

i wish i could summon demons on demand

Granted, you are physically attached at your sides, and can't be separated without one of you dead. Also, her hand can't reach far enough towards your dick to jack you off, and your arm can't reach her tits.

Granted, its your mom

I wish someone's dick would sit on this picture.

fair trade maybe?

Granted, but they all rape you analy

Granted, but they rape you when you summon them.

Granted, but these demons are super chill and don't actually have any powers. Also, you can't send them back and they have to live with you.

They are angery and an hero u

granted its the person's you love the most

Granted, but I'm gay so I like it.

granted but they only ever fuck you in the ass with a thorned cock

Granted but everyone else also gets all those powers.

Granted, dick cheney will now sit on your photo.

Risk/reward scenario. You could do a lot with it, but it comes with a balance that would make you use it judiciously. Or you could just say "fuck it" and go full fish scales and become an evil aquaman.

Nice

To late, already said faggot

Wish I'd win the lottery.

Granted, but the Elder Gods they bring with them are the ones from Mortal Kombat, and you've been selected to fight in the tournament.

Granted, but no proof or promise will ever be delivered to you that this has happened. Wich may have happened right now.