At the end of a poorly-lit alley, a neon sign flickers back to life. It invites you into the building’s warm interior, the bar a shelter from the world’s troubles. You glance at the menu posted on the doorway:
>advice >conversation >happy thoughts
Inside, the bartender smiles at you welcomingly. Despite the buzz of both regular and newcomer patrons, you find an empty stool at the counter.
How can I help you tonight, Anonymous?
Hudson Perry
Jill a qt
Caleb Martinez
why can i not grow pubic hair
Luis Long
I mean... I guess that's one way to start a thread.
Sebastian Watson
Heard you had happy thoughts. Figured I try one.
Michael White
bump
Henry Brooks
Got any of what the sign had? Something to keep me feeling "alive" for more than 10 mins would be nice. I'd even buy it in bulk.
Ayden Allen
Why have I yet to meet another channer in real life?
Oliver Barnes
that's... actually a good question. I don't know stuff about hair growth, but I know that even some people who go through puberty grow more or less body hair than other people. do you feel weird not having body hair? today's happy thought is: I found an extra granola bar today! I get to postpone grocery shopping just a little longer. tbh you probably have. it's not like people run around yelling "I GO ON Sup Forums" though.
Aiden Taylor
Johnnie Black, neat.
Jonathan Long
sometimes i cover my hairless naked body with oil and pretend im a slug
Jaxon Ross
Heya Hiya -SouthPaw
David Sanchez
Well you wouldn't want to meet someone that ran around yelling that anyway... How are you Jill? You cutie.
Lucas Clark
...? petroleum jelly seems like it would work better, honestly. a little more viscous. evening. I'm holding up. got some studying to do, but then I'll have the rest of the week to myself. how are you?
Isaac Brown
I need some help, I can never start a conversation, especially online, what do I say?
Eli Brooks
ahh is it anything difficult? Im doing ok thank you, I haven't been so well in general but Im pretty drunk and feel great right now,
Ryan Brown
I used grape jelly and peanut butter once and I had a psychosexual awakening
Lincoln Bennett
I think I'm just letting the truth get to me too much. I need to find a way to deal with this "instability" of mine but for now I can't. I just have to continue and hope that the stress doesn't age me any faster.
Gabriel Moore
>it's not like people run around yelling "I GO ON Sup Forums" though. Good point. What personality traits do you think a channer might display? Maybe hurrying up trying to get back home?
John Gray
Is it necessary for a man to use lotion on his skin? Does it even make a noticeable difference? I just bought some but am having trouble finding the motivation to use it... And how often should I be using it, too? Just before bed time? When I wake up?
Angel Ward
I need to work harder to keep my emotions from surfacing.
Christopher Cruz
Hi!
Julian Young
heck if I know. I'm actually really bad at talking to people. I usually ask what people are into, hobbies, music... it shouldn't be! I'm pretty good at the stuff I'm getting tested on. just nerves, at this point. I like getting drunk too, but it's not the best way to help yourself feel better about life. all those problems will still be there when you sober up, and you're out the cost of the booze. sounds hot. it will. you're going to start finding grey hairs soon enough. but you'll get through it in time, as well. a lot of them are introverted and quiet people. most of my experience is with one guy I knew for a while and found out later, and he was... a bit of a douchebag. but I like to think there's good ones out there too. what kind of lotion? I've never used lotion or had issues with dry skin, but I wash my face each night and morning.
William Mitchell
hey there. any games on tonight?
Aiden Anderson
Dry skin or oily skin?
Austin Cox
I have trouble getting the song "Sledgehammer" out of my head. It runs on a loop in there. And I'm not talking about the Peter Gabriel version. I mean the one by that all girl band from a few years ago. "If you could feel my pulse. Right. Now. It would hit you like a sledge-hammer." You know, that one. What should I do about this? It's making me crazy. By the way, did you know that Peter Gabriel was once a member of Genesis? And did you know that Phil Collins was the drummer AND lead singer for Genesis? Imagine that! A drummer that sings too! It's like that band The Romantics. They had that song "What I Like About You". In the video, their drummer was the lead singer as well. They also had a minor follow up hit with "Talking in Your Sleep." That songs pretty alright, I guess.
Noah Fisher
You seem too nice to be here (coming from someone who rarely comes on b). Why are you here?
Jaxson Ortiz
It's been a nightmare already that I have made worse by my choices. I am starting to think I may need professional help to fix some things. On the other hand I am not sure I should inconvenience others that much. "Why reach for the rope when I could just drown and let it be over with?"
Zachary Thompson
Dolphins V Panthers on Monday night football.
Other than that, no Blackhawks until Wednesday.
Luke Adams
What do you study, if I may ask? Currently I'm just trying to stay drunk all the time, I'm sure it wont backfire
Julian Collins
How long has this been happening?
Jonathan Nelson
In the winter time, I get dry, itchy skin sometimes. So this year I'm being proactive and bought some early. It's Lubriderm lotion with "For Men" on it. It just smells manly, not girly. I think that's the only difference. I'd like to use it on my face too maybe. I hear it can help keep skin youngish looking. I had a gf for 9 years I just broke up with 2 months ago. I used to use her lotion when I needed it. I got this big bottle of lotion now so I feel like I have to use it more. A big bottle of lotion and a big hole in my heart... I know some people use it to beat off, I've done that before too, but I prefer spit or water even. Water works pretty well. I don't like strictly spit for some reason. So I kinda take a sip of water and spit it in my hand. That way it's like some water, some spit. Water by itself dries out too fast. You gotta constantly reload. It's distracting... anyway what was I saying?
Daniel Nelson
I don't believe we've met. I've not even heard of you, in fact.
I'm having trouble coming up with a nickname, but I suppose I will in time..
Coffee or tea?
Leo Myers
Oh, on and off for years now. It's recently become lodged in there again, somehow. I haven't even heard it lately...
Oliver Taylor
Long time no see huh sweety hehe how you been also what can I do to feel clear headed again?
Jonathan Davis
neat. just like talking to and maybe helping people, if I can. eh, nothing wrong with seeking professional help. it's not a sign that you're weak or that you're failing because you can't handle things on your own. I'd actually argue it takes a certain strength to ask for the help. I'm a lil biased though, I've had good experiences. :ok_hand: don't know either of the teams, if I'm honest. I'll see if I can pick it up, though. I'm actually changing my focus from screenwriting and voicework to pursuing my paramedic license. figure it's going to be a bit more viable in the real world. sucks about the breakup. I'd suggest applying it in the morning when you, yknow. do other morning things like brushing teeth. neither, actually! I get those little water flavoring things to keep the caffeine withdrawal at bay. smoke a big ol' bowl.
or meditate. I'd suggest meditating.
Cameron Wood
I recommend Dickinsons Witch Hazel for basic skin care. It will moisturize dry skin and clean up oily skin. Good to use on your hands or face.
Brandon Gonzalez
I don't believe in meditations and I tried staring at a candle once it just made me dizzy
Parker Diaz
Just got back from a backpacking trip. Wish i could just stay out there, i hate dealing with life. 2 jobs and uni makes you hate responsibilities.
Jason Myers
Does listening to other types of music help? Hi! You made it! Good to see you here!
Leo Hall
I mean, it's just thinking and trying to clear your mind, which is... exactly what you want. maybe a good night's rest after a hot shower? man, that would wear anyone down. I'm sorry to hear you've got all that on your plate.
Camden Hernandez
Ah yes good to see you too your the one that suggested i come here and its nice thanks hehe Yeah I should take a shower but I don't sleep well at all so maybe that wont happen but yeah ill do the shower also I feel like im having tons of bad luck now
Cameron Rogers
I suppose I'll wait a bit longer see where things go. I just can't communicate lately and it has been bothering me. Or I ask someone a question and they give me back an essay to sift through rather than just telling me what's going on.
I think I'll stay here a bit longer, I just can't relax right now.
Chase Ortiz
Ahh becoming a paramedic does sound sensible, rather difficult and brave Jill. Good luck. I bet you have a lovely voice though, will you pursue writing and voice acting as a hobby?
Gabriel Howard
well, hopefully the sleep comes soon. no worries. hope whatever's going on clears up soon. probably, yeah. it's been a while since I tried working on writing anything, but I've done readings for a few friends that needed audio versions to present.
Carter Roberts
It will not I know that
Hudson Moore
Hey, I have a quick question. Why do you help people out here? Sometimes I feel like I don't deserve help.
Ryan Wood
/shrug still gonna hope it does. because I needed help and some random person once helped me. I think maybe, over time, we can decrease the level of suffering in the world, even if just a bit.
Angel Lewis
Its worth it if it means leaving behind being broke. Wish people werent so fucking dumb though, would make it a lot easier. Thanks for the kind words
Joseph Cruz
I'm my own favorite bartender, no last calls.
Matthew Green
Thanks still hehe
Connor Thomas
Hey, what's your sexual orientation? Just curious.
Isaac Clark
trisexual
Grayson Hughes
that's fair, yeah. it's just a lot of stress to undergo, and I hope you're handling it well enough. nothing wrong with keeping your own shelf stocked. I just like people.
Christian Cooper
Awww thats great, do you have an accent of some kind? Good luck in whatever you pursue, I think its lovely you can help even more people.
Bentley Williams
>I just like people. gaaaaaaaaaay
Jace Edwards
It will help you sleep if you turn off your computer and phone about an hour before. The light emitted by these devices can interfere with your sleep cycle.
David Lewis
nah, I fall under GenAm accent. and thank you
Easton Myers
Hey, I think we were talking a long while ago... If you don't remember me don't worry. I was wondering if you still wanted to talk. I understand if you'll say no, you're probably really busy after the threads....
Adrian Hall
Yeah they do but I want to stay up untill twelve because that's what im used to
Joshua Diaz
Ok. If that's you regular schedule.
Alexander Hughes
Yes I want to sleep at twelve because I don't like sleeping too early and I usally get out of my sleepy feeling in like a hour
Michael Miller
Oh sounds like a cute combo. I got another question, what is your favorite Vahalla drink? ya know based on what it tells you about the taste.
Isaac Cox
I'll be busy tonight and the next couple of days, but I'm usually okay at answering emails when I have a chance. [email protected] gut punch.
Ethan Jenkins
Gut punch sounds neat, would you try to slam one? The girly drinks attract me.
Jackson Jackson
Ok. Try shutting off all devices at 11:00 then. Try reading a book, or listening to soft music.
Luis Ross
the only thing I ever drank quickly was cabernet. I baby my bourbons pretty slowly.
Blake Morales
Hmm I might try that but i don't trust myself enough and I know ill just get distracted
Kayden Howard
Just focus on relaxing. Take deep, slow breaths. This will work.
William Davis
She's just playing mind games again. We're not compatible and wouldn't have much of a future together either, so it's good I caught on early. All this weeb shit is pretty pathetic too.
Charles Martinez
As long as you enjoy it that's what matters. YOU FUCKING CUTIE.
Gabriel Martin
Question are you a male or female
Ayden Adams
man, I'm sorry to hear that. at least you know and can move on now, yeah? I'm not cute.
Carter Phillips
Ok, I'm going to work. Thanks for hosting the Thread! Goodnight, and sleep well, my friend!
Chase Phillips
later.
Nolan Hughes
Jill status: cute
Joseph Perry
Okay, I might message you on Discord in a couple days, I don't feel comftorable emailing. Sorry to waste your time.
Carson Cox
you're not wasting my time, hon.
James Rodriguez
lucky you, i can grow a full bush from shaved in a week. i got a handful of small cuts on and around my asshole from trying to shave the forest in my crack. i wish i was you with your prepubescent non growth.
Jayden Howard
Are you a female or a male
i need to know this for uhh research reasons
Jose Martinez
sorry to disappoint you bud, i'm packin' a dong.
Kevin Sanders
Written down
im doing research my guy
Matthew Reed
Sorry for getting weird there, I'm kind of a slut. Got any plans?
Jackson Clark
some studying, hot shower, probably watching Predator movies.
Jose Moore
Bomp
Christopher Martin
Oi barkeep, how about a shot of happy thoughts to help make it through a week of rain .
Andrew Campbell
no need. if no one needs advice, then the thread can die. rainy weeks are some of the best times to stay inside and watch a movie or read a book. grab some hot cocoa and power through the netflix queue. that's my excuse for staying inside, at least.
Liam Moore
raining, snowing, too cold, too hot, too much pollen. all excellent excuses.
Lincoln Scott
L-Lewd. What do you think of predator 2?
Christian Williams
and that's why I never leave my room. no idea! I haven't seen any of them yet. I just like to watch the previous movies before crossovers, and I've been watching the Alien movies recently. need to finally watch Predator before AvP.
Charles Murphy
Fair enough. Thanks Jill
Xavier Cook
Ohhh I hope you like em! Im a big alien fan, I shit on AvP but honestly it was fun.
Brandon Moore
no worries, user. I'll hope it's fun, yeah. Alien movies really went downhill after the second, but still had a bit of nice stuff to them.
Jeremiah Reyes
I would like to hear your opinion on alien covenant. I saw it recently and its an experience.
John Ramirez
once I watch it, for sure. I've been told it was a bit of a disappointment, but the main complaint I heard was "it's more of the same", and I'm cool with that.
Alexander Garcia
It has cool scenes, but they are few and far between, like it has a great horror sequence in a shower. Like once. :(
Carson Miller
Do I buy it Jill?
Easton King
no one needs one. if you really want one, I guess you could. I'd be worried about, yknow... losing things internally.
Dylan Rivera
I was thinking of pushing beads through it so I can pull them out by the string. But I feel like you didn't want that information.
Julian Reed
that would make more sense, I guess. still, it's just a little kinkier than I'd put in me.