My teacher wants us to tell our “most offensive” joke tomorrow. Give me your worst, boys

My teacher wants us to tell our “most offensive” joke tomorrow. Give me your worst, boys

What breaks when you give it to a baby?


Hip bones!

what do you call 2 niggas fucking?

fucking niggers

What’s the difference between your grandmother and a baby?


Your grandmother doesn’t die when I fuck her in the ass.

What do you get when you cross an alligator with a preschool class? A good day for people who make child sized coffins.

what's black and white and rolls down the boardwalk?

a nigger and a seagull wrestling over a french fry

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws?

Cause when they start they go RUUUUN-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA-NIGGA

It really bothers me when people make black jokes. I have a lot of black people in my family tree.

Somehow they're still hanging there.

why do you put the baby's feet in the blender first?

so you can shoot cum in his eye while he's being blended. duh.

What's harder then the shard of glass I'm using to carve a pentagram into this baby with?

My dick

what's the difference between a ferrari and 10 dead baby's? i don't have a ferrari in my garage.

knock knock. who there? poultry! oh no now my carpet all dirty.

Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.

"Your face."

I'm a firm advocate of rape awareness for women. That's why I don't drug them anymore.

Why did Eric Clapton move to the ground floor?

To be closer to his son.

Women's rights

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? Bob.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on your doorstep? Matt.
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing? Skip.
What do you call Mike Tyson with no arms and no legs? "Nigger nigger nigger!"

How do you get away with raping a deaf girl? Cut her fingers off so she can't tell anyone

What do you call 50,000 black people at the bottom of a river?

A good start.

>Two hobos walking through the woods
>Come across some train tracks
>Decide to split and each walk one direction of track and meet up at sundown
>At sundown they meet
>Hobo 1- "I found and orchard. It was beautiful. I just ate some apples and took a nap under a tree"
>Hobo 2- "I found a woman tied to the train tracks. I untied her and we fucked every way possible"
>Hobo 1- "Did she give good head?"
>Hobo 2- "That was not possible as I could not find that part of her anywhere."

This one is going into the inventory

What's the best thing about an Ethiopian blowjob?

You know she's gonna swallow.

...

9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

what's the difference between a jew and a leprechaun?

a jew wouldn't give you its gold to save its life

The train pulls into Auschwitz, and the SS guard greets the new arrivals. "Mein Judens, I have good news, and I have bad news. First the good news, you are all going to The Hotel Berlin". With this the inmates all start to cheer. " The bad news is you're all going as soap and lampshades!"

A child molester and a little kid are walking in the woods. The little kid says "Gee these woods are scary!" The child molester says " You think it's scary, I have to walk back alone!"

It's a clown, not a molester!

you serious man? i'll give you one but... damn... that's a difficult thing for a school to want to do.

Mine:
Why do blacks only have nightmares?
Because the one that had a dream got shot.

play the file when you get it.

What do pregnant teens and their babies have in common?

The both can't stop thinking about how much their mother is going to kill them.

You're a clown!

Hey OP, just show them a picture of you! Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!

>American education

That teacher should be fired for promoting humor that is intended to upset someone

What's the difference between a High School and the Olympics?
In the Olympics the athletes shoot the targets.
In the High School the targets shoot the athletes.

What’s the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
Snow tires don’t sing when you put chains on them

It’s so you can see the expression on its face retard

Weak af
Why would you even post this?

What scared half of Harlem on Halloween?
The kids in ghost costumes.

What do you call plantation owners in blackface?
Undercover boss.

What do you call 5 niggers fucking in a field?
A 3 way.
(3/5 compromise for you uneducated fucks)

Nigger and a Mexican are in a car, who's driving?

The cop.

We wuz kingz and sheeit.
In the animal kingdom.

What do you tell a black jew?
Get to the back of the oven.

>What happened when the nigger looked up his family tree?

A gorilla shit on his face.

Did you hear about the new pistol called the nigger? It doesn't work, and you can't fire it.

What’s the difference between an apple and a baby?
You dont cum on an apple before you eat it

He was also looking up his granny's skirt.

"The Aristocrats!"

Google it and use that as a basis. In my opinion the best telling is by John Saget. That dude could tell a raw joke.

Why did I laugh so hard?

Youtube yourself doing it faggot

What do you call an Asian peephole?
A mail slot.

Bob Saget, normie.

What's the difference between niggers and monkeys?
Monkeys live in trees, niggers die in them.

This faggot never heard of Doug Stanhope or Jack Andino

Breaking up with gook girls is the worst.
You gotta drop the bomb twice 'fore she gets the message.

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Why is it so easy to hit targets at church?
Because everything's big in Texas.

ZOG LIES.

You win sir

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they sit beat the room for being black

What’s the difference between three dicks and a joke?

Your mom can’t take a joke.

Kek

Underrated joke.

What sex position do you do to uave ugly children?
Ask your dad he knows.

Why do aboriginals smell?
So blind people can hate them too

why didnt the Jews fight in WW2????
>they were at camp B===D