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Aristocratic riffs

I NEED folkish bm with bagpipes

UGH

The only thing I know with bagpipes is Suidakra.

>when the riff slides into 6/8

nothing stopping you but your pride

Meant for

Post examples

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Median age of this thread: 15

i asked for that once and someone linked saor

This kills the fedora nu-male
youtube.com/watch?v=AvdAh_rmckY

>listens to Megadeth once

You mean saves him, that's more Christian.

Where do you buy/stream/steal your metal?

The only age you know for sure is your own so I'd say that's pretty accurate.

online/local shops/slsk/rutracker.og

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SCREAMING FOR A LOVE BITE

>Buy
Directly from the band or label, sometimes distros
>Stream
>implying
>Steal
Soulseek, Rutracker, niche blogs, Sup Forums sharethreads

>buy
cd shops, mostly second hand tho cause I'm poor
>stream
yt
>steal
slsk

Ahem
youtube.com/watch?v=mM_VpcqUMg8

Kyuss more like kys

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proto-metal > metal

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Also Budgie got nice riffs.

>tell pandora to play power metal
>first track is van canto

yeah
youtube.com/watch?v=mmHZ9vrcgxA

who /proto/ here?

I always see a lot of shit about the line "my lifestyle determines my death style"

What's so bad about it?

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That's gotta be one of the most ridiculous names.
Though Budgie was named Two Ton Budgie at first if I remember correclty.

discogs, ebay, distros, live shows/bandcamp, yt/slsk

soulseek

good album

Korn

post the most ridiculous named bands you know of /metal/

I'll start with the reigning king

holy unblack metal now!
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sounds good, thanks for posting

fuck off patrick

join the church brother

fear the blood

THE FURYO STYLE IS IN MY BLOOOOOOOOOD
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Post pleb metal you enjoy

>not that Belarusian Nile rip off band

papyrus something something and over 50 something more?

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Iced Earth's entire discography
even The Glorious Burden 2bh lad

Delet

Cheesy, awkward, unimaginative and cheap. Using "metaphors" that aren't much more than an obvious inversion on a well known idiom is scratching the bottom of the barrel. It's a shortcut for untalented lyricists and wannabe poets. It's even worse than rhyming "heart" with "apart" or "good" with a variation of "like you know you should"

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whats some metal i can listen to practice my portuguese vocabulary

>metal
>vocabulary
>intelligible lyrics
falsies out

everytime someone comes up with behemoth they get memed. why ?
i just dont get it
they had some decent moments like their debut or zos kia cultus

Don't do this. Watch a Portuguese movie instead.

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where can I find more like this? (talking for the part where it sounds like black sabbath and jethro tull combined in around the 4th min)

>he cant understand extreme vocals
leave the hall

throw me some bdm recs

Portugal Portuguese or Huespeak?

Think of Behemoth not at all
>where it sounds like black sabbath and jethro tull
oh I dunno, maybe prog rock which they absolutely paid tribute to on that shitty album

this album is not that bad t b h

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>he thinks that extreme vocals are good for language practice
leave the grownup table
Who the fuck ever said it's bad

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look out for me, come have some mushroom tea

>south american thrash metal
>implying it shouldn't be crap by default

I like it in the same vein as "what don't kill ya make ya more strong", in that it sounds like a brutish figure using philosophical thinking

South american thrash is the only good thrash ever produced in the entire continent, though.

thanks
huh?
thanks
ebin

>on that shitty album
the only shitty parts on this album were those where they tried to pander all the opeth fanboys by adding the gay/goth passages
I wish it was pure progressive rock beyond that, it would have been a masterpiece

>south american thrash is the best thrash metal produced in entire south america
american eduaction system, I don't blame you

It sounds like a dry, tasteless and boring truism written by an aphoristic fuck devoid of imagination and a mongoloidesque knack for abstract thought, who probably writes newspaper horoscopes.

I actually really like The Body

Funny you'd complain about them pandering to the opeth fanbois while also wishing they'd emphasize the revival/retro aspects more instead of trying new things. You're what's wrong with metal and music at large.

this is like unironically one of the best death metal albums ever what the fuck

>Kirk comes with that line to the table
>the look James gives him

>implies America is not a continent that includes northern, middle and southern Americas
>accuses me of being a victim of the american "education" ""system""
If I were american I'd be sucking the """big""" four's cocks, you absolute cuckmaster.

>thinking that you have to add unironically to this sentence

>Kirk comes with that line to the table
>James doesn't respond because he is the table

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>You're what's wrong with metal and music at large.
I don't give a shit. Heritage even had a modern sound to it.

>I don't give a shit
badass
>modern
The term you're looking for is "overproduced"

Here is my offering

>go into this album thinking it'll be the craziest shit I've ever heard
>it's just boring generic brutal/tech death

You couldn't tell from the cover?

I didn't pay much attention to the cover, just the name and song titles

With the amount of effort they put into the bands name, one would think that kind of thinking would also be reflect into the music.

But no :(

>effort
nigga that name's on the same level as that mexican goregrind band that's just a bunch of diseased typed together

why aren't you listening to atheist right now ?

I've tried, but I can't will myself into turning gay

>Band:atheist
>genre: prog death metal
you can't make this shit up
*tips fedora*

because I am a proud christian mom against dabbing

devil's breath is my bong

because i just got hooked into this. what should i listen to next?

Want to experience the vast emptiness of the void? Darkspace is the go to band for it.

>tfw ywn be this edgy

gross

this would go great with my trench coat