>go to kitchen for food
>see this
>what do?
Go to kitchen for food
butcher knife
>make a bowl of cereal
>grab a coke zero out of the fridge
>tell dad he does the worst ice cream cosplay on the way out of the kitchen
>back to my room
>
yarady know nigga
this is an English speaking board
apply whip cream liberally.
Grab some of the chocolate off his ass and rub it on my cock. Then I'd put my dick inside that tight boipuss and fuck it till I plant my seed. Once I cum three more times I'll say no homo then continue life as a straight man.
lube my dick with the chocolate and sprinkles, cum in his ass to make it a full sundae
>whip liberally until cream is applied
thats actually really gay, s0n
"Nice try, Roody-Poo.
Take your candy-ass and GTFO."
eat
make a steak and eat it with ass.
Turn 360 degrees and walk away from that faggot
lol 360 degrees. I got it
Punch his big sac for wasting sprinkles and chocolate grab my sandwich and head back to WoW
kill it with fire
>newfag trying this hard
>Turn 360 degrees and walk away from that faggot
you would be facing the same way you stupid fucking retard
I said no homo, so it's not.
>pick up a donut from the counter
>place donut around my penis through donuthole
>take a bottle of mustard out of the fridge
>squeeze mustard all over the floor
>die
>
>360 degrees
You'd walk right into his ass you tard
Mighty cleaver user
Eat, duh.
Meant to respond to the other guy my bad
LURK MOAR
>not knowing Roody-Poo
nice try, Roody-Poo, take your candy ass and GTFO.
>t. Newfags
I'm just doing a butt, he's the gay one
Breed that boyhole
Boipuss is lyfe
fucking newfags
A nude dude covered in chocolate sauce would probably get shot.
Eww get that gross pussy out of here.
Its not gay if the guy is looking like a girl. Cum in his ass, say no homo and continue on your straight life fantasizing about banging a girl someday
ignore the chocolate and suck on those balls, then slow fuck that ass until my balls are dry
Smother those balls in chocolate and give myself the treat of a lifetime
Shot in the mouth this dick, bitch.
eat what?
boipucci
with cum?
fill ass with cream soda and ice cream, shake well, stick a straw in, enjoy
my god are you people gay
I said no homo, I'm still straight.
It's pussy, just because it's boipucci doesn't change that. How is fucking pussy gay? Don't be a fag.
u d00ds r still fegs
coming from the person who doesn't like pussy ... lol
You just mad cuz I can nut in someone.
still fags br0, Hitler doesnt like fags
Get my glass of water as planned.
Continue looking forward to moving out and leaving my gay ass room mates behind.
bump
candy bobs
candy vagene
no
yES
NO
oh YESSSSSSSSSSSS