Go to kitchen for food

>go to kitchen for food
>see this
>what do?

butcher knife

>make a bowl of cereal
>grab a coke zero out of the fridge
>tell dad he does the worst ice cream cosplay on the way out of the kitchen
>back to my room
>

yarady know nigga

this is an English speaking board

apply whip cream liberally.

Grab some of the chocolate off his ass and rub it on my cock. Then I'd put my dick inside that tight boipuss and fuck it till I plant my seed. Once I cum three more times I'll say no homo then continue life as a straight man.

lube my dick with the chocolate and sprinkles, cum in his ass to make it a full sundae

>whip liberally until cream is applied

thats actually really gay, s0n

"Nice try, Roody-Poo.
Take your candy-ass and GTFO."

eat

make a steak and eat it with ass.

Turn 360 degrees and walk away from that faggot

lol 360 degrees. I got it

Punch his big sac for wasting sprinkles and chocolate grab my sandwich and head back to WoW

kill it with fire

>newfag trying this hard

>Turn 360 degrees and walk away from that faggot

you would be facing the same way you stupid fucking retard

I said no homo, so it's not.

>pick up a donut from the counter
>place donut around my penis through donuthole
>take a bottle of mustard out of the fridge
>squeeze mustard all over the floor
>die
>

>360 degrees
You'd walk right into his ass you tard

Mighty cleaver user

Eat, duh.

Meant to respond to the other guy my bad

LURK MOAR

>not knowing Roody-Poo

nice try, Roody-Poo, take your candy ass and GTFO.

>t. Newfags

I'm just doing a butt, he's the gay one

Breed that boyhole

Boipuss is lyfe

fucking newfags

A nude dude covered in chocolate sauce would probably get shot.

Eww get that gross pussy out of here.

Its not gay if the guy is looking like a girl. Cum in his ass, say no homo and continue on your straight life fantasizing about banging a girl someday

ignore the chocolate and suck on those balls, then slow fuck that ass until my balls are dry

Smother those balls in chocolate and give myself the treat of a lifetime

Shot in the mouth this dick, bitch.

eat what?

boipucci

with cum?

fill ass with cream soda and ice cream, shake well, stick a straw in, enjoy

my god are you people gay

I said no homo, I'm still straight.

It's pussy, just because it's boipucci doesn't change that. How is fucking pussy gay? Don't be a fag.

u d00ds r still fegs

coming from the person who doesn't like pussy ... lol

You just mad cuz I can nut in someone.

still fags br0, Hitler doesnt like fags

Get my glass of water as planned.
Continue looking forward to moving out and leaving my gay ass room mates behind.

bump

candy bobs

candy vagene

no

yES

NO

oh YESSSSSSSSSSSS